NASCAR Season Finale - Ford 400 at Homestead, on ESPN Sunday 11/21, at 1:00pm ET

Jayski ^

[tubebender]

You and I need to sit down and discuss my League needs for next year and to set up an account in the Cayman Islands...

[SouthTexas]

No, I don’t wear a cowboy hat although at TMS, some girl from Pennsylvania thought my Jeff Gordon straw hat was a cowboy hat and wanted to take it home with her.

[SouthTexas]

Guys are going to have to come up with a better excuse as to why they need all that sparkly on their rides.

Can't say chrome is an essential mineral anymore. :(

[happydogx2]

Ha! She works 7-5 and as long as she hands me her paycheck I don't care where she shops, and who she elbows. Is it true you were also buying J.J. underwear and a J.J. man's nightie? I know out of pity of you let me beat (stomp) you in points this year 'cause I live in the high desert and see nothing but sage and sand outside and endure 6 months of winter while you live in paradise all year long but truth be told we'll be in Maui for 2 weeks in January sipping beverages of choice from J.J. mugs...but thank you anyway, you're a swell guy.

after yesterday Denny Hamlin probably wears J.J. depends

[TexasCajun]

...from Nascar.com home page today.

[tubebender]

Di-amn... We need to find someone to print that in a 30" X 40" format and sell it in the labor camps high desert of Oregon. Are you the Texan that is so old that you served with Davy Crocket?

[NormsRevenge]

Lucky Dawg or what!!

5 . wow.

Richard Petty is shakin’. yeah right. ;-)

[happydogx2]

Hmmm, a Texas straw hat & a girl from Pennsylvania. There’s a story there but its probably not fit for my sensitive dog ears.

Blizzard! So far we’ve gotten 1” of our forecast 5-9 inches of snow and lows are now forecast for -5 degrees for the next two nights. Outside Christmas lights are beautiful in the snow; snow showers are even forecast for you know who that lives down in paradise. Good thing I get to sleep inside.

I believe that the 24 is going to win a few next year. I forget how many seconds he had this year but it was a passle.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Okay, lookie here Grammie. I wrote off my losses after the bear in the Ford van incident. It took me days to sober him up.

You were warned.

At least he isn't camping out in your basement. He never was the same after that Chiquita tramp dumped him for Mr. Clean. I blame it all on you.

He was a bright... (ok not bright... more like dim) young bear with a good future. All he had to do was look cute and giggle at the right time. After you bearnapped him he developed a fear of everything. Bags, beer, french fries, Hanes underwear...(I DON'T want to know) tire irons, kitchen tables, car washes...

On his bad days all he does is stay in the basement and sob. On his really bad days he sings "The Banana Boat Song."

I am tempted to send him to live with one of you.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I’m done with the dumb bear. Over. Kaputz. Done. With.

Send him to Ernest. HE’S got the patio furniture!!!

[Roccus]

When you consider that about a quarter million teams are out there, that 96 percentile is sweet and a real ego booster. (rightfully so)

Be careful of Mr. Bender (Sir). He talks a good game, but when it comes time to part with the cash, he’s a clam!!!

[tubebender]

Why don’t you just trade the bear back to Ernest for your furniture and we can stop harassing him...

[Roccus]

Saturday night, during the cool down lap of his Nationwide win, KyBu told the whole world exactly what he was going to do on Sunday. The in-car camera caught it....... and NEVER did I hear any of the announcers, pundits or “experts” mention it.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2629013/posts?page=185#185

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You helped in the bearnapping.

You are on the rotation list.

I blame you for the bag phobia.

[tubebender]

and now the rest of the story...

1 2 99 Carl Edwards 195 Ford 267 Running $356,823
2 6 48 Jimmie Johnson 175 Chevrolet 267 Running $279,503
3 28 29 Kevin Harvick 165 Chevrolet 267 Running $229,151
4 24 9 Aric Almirola 160 Ford 267 Running $172,840
5 5 43 A.J. Allmendinger 155 Ford 267 Running $160,476
6 1 83 Kasey Kahne 155 Toyota 267 Running $148,098
7 23 39 Ryan Newman 146 Chevrolet 267 Running $129,104
8 31 14 Tony Stewart 147 Chevrolet 267 Running $127,773
9 13 17 Matt Kenseth 143 Ford 267 Running $122,176
10 27 16 Greg Biffle 134 Ford 267 Running $86,100
11 25 56 Martin Truex Jr. 135 Toyota 267 Running $79,250
12 17 33 Clint Bowyer 127 Chevrolet 267 Running $80,425

13 18 12 Brad Keselowski 124 Dodge 267 Running $99,435
14 37 11 Denny Hamlin 121 Toyota 267 Running $88,550
15 4 21 Bill Elliott 118 Ford 267 Running $68,900
16 8 5 Mark Martin 115 Chevrolet 267 Running $87,375
17 10 78 Regan Smith 112 Chevrolet 267 Running $79,175
18 15 2 Kurt Busch 109 Dodge 267 Running $112,898
19 16 98 Paul Menard 106 Ford 267 Running $78,575
20 9 6 David Ragan 103 Ford 267 Running $80,000
21 3 1 Jamie McMurray 100 Chevrolet 267 Running $103,954
22 32 09 Bobby Labonte 97 Chevrolet 267 Running $69,400
23 41 82 Scott Speed 94 Toyota 267 Running $87,673
24 26 77 Sam Hornish Jr. 91 Dodge 267 Running $77,075

25 38 37 David Gilliland 88 Ford 267 Running $86,498
26 20 47 Marcos Ambrose 85 Toyota 267 Running $90,998
27 22 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. 82 Chevrolet 267 Running $76,125
28 12 19 Elliott Sadler 79 Ford 267 Running $75,825
29 35 71 Andy Lally 76 Chevrolet 266 Running $68,350
30 42 7 Kevin Conway 73 Toyota 263 Out of Fuel $82,198
31 14 31 Jeff Burton 75 Chevrolet 253 Running $99,190
32 33 18 Kyle Busch 67 Toyota 242 Accident $112,031
33 34 13 Casey Mears 64 Toyota 233 Transmission $64,450
34 39 34 Travis Kvapil 61 Ford 231 Rear Gear $63,300
35 40 42 Juan Pablo Montoya 58 Chevrolet 231 Accident $98,781
36 36 38 Dave Blaney 55 Ford 203 Accident $81,635

37 11 24 Jeff Gordon 52 Chevrolet 199 Engine $110,301
38 7 00 David Reutimann 49 Toyota 185 Running $93,156
39 19 20 Joey Logano 46 Toyota 166 Accident $98,790
40 43 64 Landon Cassill 43 Toyota 35 Vibration $62,045
41 29 87 Joe Nemechek 40 Toyota 29 Transmission $61,830
42 21 36 J.J. Yeley 42 Chevrolet 25 Brakes $61,535
43 30 66 Mike Bliss 34 Toyota 10 Electrical $61,858

[tubebender]

Mine’s not pretty like the way Nork posts results

[Brad’s Gramma]

LOL!!! Poor Ernest...was he EVER even involved with this in the first place??? :)

[tubebender]

That was down right cold...

[Brad’s Gramma]

Well? I’ve been feeling GUILTY!!!

[tubebender]

You shouldn’t. Denial is just another river in the So-Cal desert