Suckage is not a competition. It would not be fair to force a specious choice.
I refuse to accept the premise that this is an either or question.
TSA: Where are you traveling today?
Passenger: Hopeulikit, Georgia.
TSA: Sir, it doesn’t matter if I like Georgia, and I can do with out those kind of answers.
TSA: Where in Georgia are you going?
Passenger: Hopeulikit
TSA: Look, I’ll decide that when I get an answer. Where are you traveling from?
Passenger: Boring, Oregon
TSA: Spare me the opinions, sir. Where in Oregon did your travel start?
Passenger: Boring.
TSA: We are not here to entertain you, sir! I think I have had enough. Please step over there for a pat down.
TSA: OK, what's in your pants?
Passenger: Depends.
TSA: Depends on what?
Passenger: Depends on me.
TSA: Well of course it does, sir; I'm not asking anyone else.
TSA: I'm gonna need to check this more closely. (inserts hand)
Passenger: Uh, now my concern is who is in my pants.
TSA: Shut up and answer my questions!
pause
Passenger: Uh, look pal, It's not that I don't appreciate the banter, but considering where your had is, if you start talking "pitcher / catcher" I'm outta here.
TSA: Security!!!
Now THERE’S a visual I SURE didn’t want!
They SUCK in tandem, simultaneously.
Comparing TSA employees and Michael Moore is highly offensive. Remember that many TSA employees are former military. Not everyone is a pervert anymore than every medical student or doctor.
Excellent ZO! but do you have to mention TSA and Michael Moore in the same sentence? I just ate.