Skip to comments.TSA screeners fire back: We donít want to touch your filthy, flabby, disgusting junk
Posted on 11/23/2010 4:33:46 PM PST by chessplayer
Sounds like its almost unanimous, then. Everyone hates the junk-touching, except of course for Gloria Allred.
Lest you doubt their sincerity, look at it this way: Considering how little money they make at TSA, if they were really into touching junk, wouldnt they look for a more lucrative outlet for their interest?
Some comments from these TSOs include:
It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another mans private parts, their butt, their inner thigh. Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!
Do you think I want to go to work and place my hands between womens legs and touch their breasts for a few hours? For starters, I am attracted to men, not women and if I was attracted to women, it would not be the large number of passengers I handle daily that have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is.
The only way I’d take a job groping people would be if it was at Hooters.
“Stinky! Don’t forget stinky! All of those little people stink!” - Dingy Harry Reid.
Allred gets off on it.
I’m sick of people telling me “if you don’t like it, don’t fly” so I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.
OK, don’t feel my junk... pull my finger.
It’s like having an ex-wife that hates the Constitution.
Well now. There's an idea.
Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days.
Don't bathe for 30 days.
Smear grease mix over the body. Wear a kilt. Go visit the TSA.
Go ahead, perverts, get a whiff of that.
Fat people should eat sugar free candy before going to airports. When the gropers start poking in the roles of fat, fart.
How often do you see these TSA clowns changing their gloves?
One can only imagine the potential germs being transferred from one passenger to the the next via the 6 mil (or so) of latex.
Here's a gross question... would anyone re-use a latex condom? The condom and the TSA gloves are made from basically the same material, latex.
Now if everyone demanded that the gloves be changed before being touched... I know, I know, no one would ever make their flight. Maybe that's what it will take for this insanity to change.
uuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....gnarly dude...might want to consider McDonalds
>>Im gonna turn this one around: if they dont like it, get a different job.<<
I’m flying early December to Orlando. My girls will have all metal removed and be wearing heavy sanitary pads to protect themselves.
I, however, feel like opting out, skipping a bath for a week and eating garlic sandwiches for breakfast. If the TSA refused to pat us, it wouldn’t be done.
The Israeli Air Security organization has none of this type of passenger groping etc. and they are very successful in preventing air terrorism. But they use college educated professionals who have undergone extensive intelligence and interrogation training. The TSA employees are mostly low paid high school grads. And let’s face it, HS grads today know a lot less than those who graduated up through the 1960s.
Now we’re the butt of Japanese television.
If only they had a union to represent them and protect them from these horrible working conditions...</s>
My wild guess is they want to get everyone through scanners eventually to develop a biometric database that will positively identify people.
Like everything these people do it’s about control. When the airlines fail Obama will take them over.
Why go to all that trouble? Dab a little Nước mắm in selected places. That ought to do it.
“Im sick of people telling me if you dont like it, dont fly so Im gonna turn this one around: if they dont like it, get a different job.”
Easy to do with the wonderful shape the economy is in, right? I actually feel a little sorry for them. They`re between a rock and a hard place.
Meanwhile the Mexican border is wide open. What a farce!
“We dont want to touch your filthy, flabby, disgusting junk”
We don’t want to be taxed to pay for the wages and benefits of filthy, flabby, disgusting junk, either.
This undereducated goons are the nascent beginnings of the domestic military that the white house a hole advocates for.
If their birth is not smothered in their crib they will expand and they will be everywhere and their disdain for you and me will be there too. Count on it!
Where does everyone get the idea that TSA pay is so bad?
YUK, thanks for reinforcing my stand on NOT flying. If there is an outbreak of something, this could certainly spread it rapidly. YUK!
I believe I would opt for gropee rather than groper As once it is over at one time. The groper must grope on and on
Our government is dehumanizing average Americans who happen to fly to get where they are going. People like Obama think they are Teabaggers just asked for a slap-down. It reminds me of herding the Jews into the Nazi deathcamp “showers” after they stripped them of all clothing, privacy, valuables and—most importantly: human dignity. The only way a young German would perform their “work” was to dehumanize the subjects of it. Like the TSA scanners. They look upon the masses coming at them as sub-human, just stinking obnoxious things that need to be slapped-down. Congratulations Michelle and Barack. You have won!
Hey tsa screw.You’ll do as you’re told.The queen has spoken.
“This undereducated goons are the nascent beginnings of the domestic military that the white house a hole advocates for.
If their birth is not smothered in their crib they will expand and they will be everywhere and their disdain for you and me will be there too. Count on it!”
All along of dirtiness, all along of mess,
All along of doing things rather-more-or-less...
That is because the Israeli’s use their intelligence, and profile discreetly.
WE broadcast our secrets by the media, and think everyone has to know everything, so that the enemy knows our military plans before we get there. Then we put every american at risk for disease by TSA groping, and a lack of clear sanitary protection, while the actual terrorist laugh at our tactics.
If a 200lb 6’ Middle Eastern man robbed a convenience store, then the police would not put out a bolo for a 5’5” white guy with a mustache. The police do not put out a bolo that says ‘we can’t profile this description of the robber”.....what is this administration thinking?? It’s bizarre.
This is a test of their communist control, to see how much the american people will endure to be considered safe. We are a bunch of sheeple, with a (&*&%$$()))%^%##$ for a leader.
Not that I’m flying anytime soon, but if I have to, I’m going to insist on new gloves. I’m going to make it as difficult as possible on them, since they are already doing that to us.
That's what kids did years ago when they went for their selective service exams.
I know a lot of people that would do this for the wages at the link:
Salary for Employer: United States Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
And I am sick of people like Shawn Hannity defending the TSA agents, saying that they have families and have to buy Christmas for their kids, too, or things to that affect.
If they had any moral character, they would not participate in this. Let them go work in a meat packing plant.
In 1980 I left a job as a Manpower Planning Trainer (funded by the U.S. Department of Labor), because the agency that hired me told me that because I held a staff position, I had to support and promote ALL of the programs of the agency.
Then I discovered the teen counseling that the agency was giving on sex and contraceptives, and the lesbians that were giving it. !!
Even though I needed the job, and jobs were hard to come by in 1980 in the Midwest, I could not in good conscience support what I believed to be an immoral activity, carried on by immoral people (all federally tax funded). So, I went and found another job.
Thus, I am NOT, NOT, NOT sympathetic at all with any TSA agent that will put me or my family members in a scanner that pictures them in the nude, or any of them that will place their hands on my or my families private parts. Period! NOT sympathetic.
An RN I was speaking to the other day told me they had to fly through Chicago and a male TSA creep pulled her two beautiful teenage daughters out of a line of about 100 to be 'hand searched'. The RN mom was not selected but told the TSA she was coming along anyway and the TSA told her that she would be arrested if she 'defied orders'. She said she did not care and to arrest her!
When others started speaking up too ( I guess one guy...obviously military by his fatigues said....'Search me! Why don't you have the b@lls to search me!)....the TSA let the RN go with her daughters. The girls knew enough to ask for a female TSA and was told....'she was on break'....and the RN said....then get me a supervisor.
What ended up happening is that the RN ...after arguing and haggling....got the supervisor to let the daughters through using the 'wand' and not the patdown since no females were available. She said it literally took an hour to do all that...but she knew better from all the reports and got the the airport super early. Good thing eh???!
Maybe the passengers should form a union and get representation.
That is enough money to make law suits worthwhile.
If we make the TSA employees the bad guys in this, we lose. BIG TIME. Mark my words.
People are not happy about the policy, but are they are NOT projecting this on the employees.
It’s very easy to say get another job, but in REALITY everybody knows there aren’t any.
“Where does everyone get the idea that TSA pay is so bad?”
Because the personnel are such abysmal dregs. An unwarranted assumption, as a review of many federal officeholders and bureaucrats would reveal.
If I had to guess, the next step is cavity searches for a select few. This is just to soften everybody up for that eventuality..
yeah i am with you.
they want a nekkid pitcher of everybody matched up wit their name and scanners is how to do it.
“And I am sick of people like Shawn Hannity defending the TSA agents”
If the majority of conservatives disagree with you, that’s telling you something.
You've met my ex?
Meanwhile the Mexican border is wide open. What a farce!
DHS has targeted the group the current government most fears.
Seems logical to me.
Oooo it seems that Obama’s grope-ophiles are getting touchy.
Good! Best of luck to them!
Now its your turn to get vocal and call this all what it is; BULLSHIT!