Skip to comments.Can Topless Women Keep Muslim Extremists Out of Denmark?
Posted on 12/09/2010 12:35:44 PM PST by SonOfDarkSkies
A few weeks ago, Peter Skaarup had a novel idea for how to keep violent Muslim extremists out of Demark: greet them at the border with topless ladies. Skaarup, the foreign policy spokesman for the right-wing Danish People's Party, wants to include shots of sunbathing women in a video that will be screened as part of an immigration test for potential citizens. According to Skaarup, footage of topless women would help emphasize the point that Denmark is an open, free, liberal-minded society, and that hard-line Muslims may want to reconsider their decision to move there. Skaarup's proposal recently drew fire from a columnist at The Daily Telegraph, who argued that Skaarup is misreading the very nature of religious extremism.
Have a look at this bizarre debate:
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I heard that the lubricant for M-16 rifle comes from a derivative of bacon grease. When the bullet leaves the weapon there is a measurable amoount of porkfat on it.
The US Military is keeping it quiet but there is just no substitute that works as well.
(OK I really made that up- but it’s a great rumor to spread in Afghanistan, isn’t it? Until Odumbass publicly denies it at least)
Were you a dancer, bartender, or bouncer?;-)
In context, that one on the right is kinda’ hot!
The Danish border patrol would be inundated with applications - from guys.
Not so sure that the “pig-fat-bullets” rumor is such a good idea. That’s exactly what started the Seapoy Rebellion against Great Britain in 19th Century India.
Is that the context in which all other women were killed in the zombie apocalypse?;-)
Actually, if she and I were stranded on a desert island, it would only be a matter of weeks, if not days.
This is the Left’s notion of what “freedom” is all about—nude sunbathing. Also: killing babies.
How about putting down a road at the border, fifty feet wide—made of Korans. Every immigrant has to cross the road on foot, and stomp on Korans all the way. Better yet: after coating his feet with pig lard.
Every immigrant who has a problem with that can go back home.
Swedes are afraid of them and won't report them. So its a hidden crime. Sad the Swedish men are such cowards.
Heavy metal music for the first 5 miles might work.
Considering they are descendants of Vikings, how did that happen?
Type "Speed Bandits Denmark" into a search engine to see the Danish approach to automobile speeders (warning, not necessarily SFW).
She has a great pair of sunglasses.
LOL... my first thought too. :-P
How about a simple NEW RULE: No Muslims Allowed.
It would be good for Denmark to enact it.
It would be GREAT for the US to enact it.
Worth a try. Gottabe.
Has anyone snagged the Carolina Pork Barbecue franchise there next to the hotties?
Yup. Guess they'll have to find a different way to fight terrorism. Maybe BBQ Pits at the border. Or even guns.
The Danes have what is probably the best sense of humor in Europe, and are certainly uniquely fun loving and wry compared to all the other Scandinavians. They also have some of the prettiest blonds on the planet, so I heartily endorse this (tongue in cheek) plan and volunteer to participate in the test screening.
Titles like this make me wish the “Number of views” counter would return.