It’s 3 AM.
White House: Please leave a message.
Don’t be silly - they turned the phones off months ago.
“The number you have dialed is no longer in service.”
“Its 3 AM. White House: Please leave a message.”
Sorry! Mailbox full........
Push 1 for man-made crisis, push 2 for natural. If 2, push 1 for hurricane, 2 for tornado, 3 for earthquake. If 3 push 1 for Asia, 2 for South American and 3 for Europe...if domestic earthquake stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly or 9:00 EDT...whichever is longest.
Obammy & family are off to rio to PARTY
What a chump
They don't even hear the phone ringing. Messages will be deleted without being played.
We'd probably be better off if there were no one there at all.
It’s 3AM and guess who is calling?
HILLARY CLINTON - this is a foreign issue, so our secretary of state is on duty...
“Its 3 AM.”
And Barry Soetoro is working on his March Madness NCAA picks. No time to answer the phone.