Posted on 03/29/2011 8:05:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Locke and Augustine.
John Locke = 17th Century British Philosopher
St. Augustine = 1st Century Church Father and Theologian
yeah, big tip-off? “I approach you on my knees and I’m a graduate”...derp
How was the dentist?
my live feed of Rush just cut out on me.
hey
Rush also talkiing about Egypt:
With Obama’s help:
Muslim Brotherhood (Al Qaeda) Taking Over Egypt with the Egyptian Army backing them up. (Just as we knew would happen)
http://sweetness-light.com/archive/nyt-muslim-brothers-taking-over-egypt
Thank you..
Postponed till 4PM now.
That stinks.
Ya’d think they’d realize they’re giving themselves away, but they think Rush is dumb. Plus, just a hint to all the seminar callers out there - We can tell when you’re reading from a script. Try being an original.
Levin takes on Ron Paul supporters: ‘I promise you his followers are the biggest a-holes of them all’
http://dailycaller.com/2011/03/29/levin-takes-on-ron-paul-supporters-i-promise-you-his-followers-are-the-biggest-a-holes-of-them-all/
Bingo.
WooHoo Wisconsin is enacting their law!
Dandy Randy and Duddy Dearest were side by side last night on one program giving their opinions on the “war”
DWTS pong
and try asking an honest question, don’t waste quality time with Rush Limbaugh!
Mike and Wendy are our bottom two.
Hey CC how is it going.
“Obama Doctrine”
Excuse me while I concentrate on keeping down my lunch.
Only people buying that line of crap are too dumb to breathe without close supervision (plus an occasional CPR demonstration if the supervisor ain’t too bright, either)
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