Posted on 04/21/2011 10:32:21 AM PDT by massmike
Move over Adam and Eve. Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah.
A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups. Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible.
Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the virgin birth of Jesus. All of Jesus’ disciples will be gay except for Judas.
In the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas. Satan will also be straight. The new gay-friendly Bible has yet to be named.
(Excerpt) Read more at theendtimesarehere.com ...
He was a tax collector.
Get wound up much?
Get wound up much? Not often.
Get carried away by pop culture's new enlightened sensibilities much?
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Homosexual activists have done incredible work infiltrating and polluting all kinds of Christian churches for decades. What else caused the Catholic priests molesting boys situation? Infiltration by homosexuals - and weakness in dealing with in. There are plenty of customers for an abomination like a "gay bible". Homosexual activists of course hate the real Bible, but instead of writing their own book (well, they have their own books on fisting and what not) they want to distort and ruin truth. It's their SOP. Push evil, and at the same time, destroy innocence, goodness and truth.
Bumble just gets his jollies by purposely provoking regular freepers.
Sooner or later he’ll go just a tad too far.
It’s a hoax.
It’s not even a parody. It’s a hoax, and getting the expected response.
I can just picture you hopping up and down, beginning to shriek and foam.
It's a hoax, Charlie. Calm down.
“I hope they come out with a new adultery-friendly revision.
I’ve always hated that whole not being able to cheat on your spouse thing.”
All you have to do is declare that it’s in your inherent nature to cheat. Then it’s not only okay to cheat, but you get a government grant for teaching kindergartners how to cheat!
I can just picture you telling Matthew (someday) about how he needs to chill out and stuff, ya know baby, it was the 21st century and all, and it is okay to call Matthew a sodomite. (ya know Matthew, we were liberated and all that)
You just go ahead and flip out.
See if you can get someone to capture some video.
Oh my GOD!!! A Gay Bible??? What is next??? The KORAN written for GAYS???
Sodom and Gomorrah possibly being destroyed by an asteroid is already going around on television.
So even if you don’t believe in the Bible, you approve of the gay lifestyle and glorification of it to this extent? Is this what you’re saying?
oh please, now they have to change that in order to make people think their sick perverted sexually getting off is normal.
Greetings, manc - I was gone from FR for a month, got back a week ago or less.
Had to take a “mental health” break.
It is High Time to fight back.
What do you propose? Mass book burnings? Huge rallies to denounce it? These are sick-in-the-head people trying to garner attention. Ignore them and their stupid little project will go away. Their ultimate penalty will NOT, however. Win-win for us.
LOL!
The Bible has satisfied the questions of some of the greatest minds in human history.
What is your basis for saying it’s largely fictional?
LOL, Same here, just come back today but won’t be around too much as the busy time of the year for me is nearing.
Hope you and your are well
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