Gingrich soldiers on, suggests immigration plan (AMNESTY for Illegals)

Reuters ^ | 5/19/11 | Kay Henderson

[EQAndyBuzz]

He is definitely going for the Romney votes.

And he is getting all the free press he wants. By Memrial Day, the NY Times is going to name Newt Man Of The Year.

[Flag_This]

I guess he figures it’s better to burn out than to fade away.

[jimbo123]

Sounds like Karl Rove is advising Newt these days.

[nuconvert]

Plz...hang it up and go home, Newt. Stop wasting money.

[max americana]

Why can’t Dancing Queen’ just STFU?

[This Just In]

Gingrich is a somewhat amusing sideshow in this presidential race.

[Libloather]

Could be a Hussein/Gingrich ticket.

[jimbo123]

[OddLane]

How To Lose A Republican Primary Without Really Trying.

Making its debut in Iowa this December!

[maggief]

Gingrich/ABBA 2012!

[ansel12]

Gingrich has a problem of people being tired of hearing his know-it-all, ‘let my superior intellect and talking skills persuade you as I masterfully use my command of the English language and human psychology to bring it down to terms that you can understand at your everyman level’, lecturing voice.

Almost 30 years of that leaves not caring what he is going to say, we just want to escape him.

[Paladin2]

Nute apparently doesn’t realize that the fork has been deeply thrust into the toast.

[PhilDragoo]

[gogogodzilla]

Newt suggesting that some illegal immigrants living in the United States “may have earned the right to become legal.”

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Hmmm....

I agree.

That path is for the illegal to go back to his home country and file the necessary immigration paperwork with the US embassy located therein.

[Carling]

He should write a new book titled How to Implode Your Own Campaign Before It Even Begins.

It's embarrassing, and I did used to respect Newt, at least on the issues he was talking about in 2008. Now, he has to crawl back to TV and radio shows, hat in hand, to try and explain his recent comments. He should just pull an Obama, and act like a petulant child while Bibi lectures you on reality, which is what happened today in DC.

[hinckley buzzard]

Gingrich is not running for potus. He is angling for an appointment at the Kennedy School of Government along with the rest of the also-rans and never-was's.

[KC_Lion]

[Longbow1969]

Wow, just when you thought Newt couldn’t sink any lower he shoots himself in the foot yet again. At this point he’s becoming a total joke.

[Longbow1969]

He should write a new book titled How to Implode Your Own Campaign Before It Even Begins.

LOL. Funny. True, but still funny.

[scooby321]

I must have not been paying attention when Newt switched parties, anyone know?

[Jane Long]

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.
See that Newt? Watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen.

[ClearCase_guy]

Tomorrow's big topic from Newt: Why women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Next week: Newt tells us how why dogs should be illegal.

[jimbo123]

[C. Edmund Wright]

With Herman Cain announcing in Atlanta tomorrow, Newt wants to make sure Cains gets every single Georgia vote I guess.

[3boysdad]

They both look stoned.

[Joe 6-pack]

It’s just a matter of time before Newt introduces Charlie Sheen as his running mate.

[SC_Pete]

Is Newt’s wife a liberal? Go0ldwater and McCain suffered severe brain damage after marrying liberal women. I can’t think of any other ratiaonal explanation for Newt’s intellectual meltdown.

[FlyingEagle]

Two tight faced liars.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Newt’s working for Axelrod.

[SpaceBar]

Gingrich could qualify for federal disaster relief funds.

[Iron Munro]

Horry Clap!

He’s running in the democrat primary!

[frankenMonkey]

[moovova]

"It’s just a matter of time before Newt introduces Charlie Sheen as his running mate."

I'm thinking Sean Penn maybe...

[theBuckwheat]

Any plan that allows previously-illegal immigrants to have permanent resident status must NEVER allow them to have the right to vote as the price they must pay for having violated our laws in the past.

[Sarabaracuda]

Newt Gingrich is more conservative than Barack Obama.

[LibLieSlayer]

newt is like a guy that throws a golf ball against a brick wall and has it ricochet back into his balls... only to catch his breath... and feeling that his superior intellect will protect him from further harm... throws the ball against the wall only to have it return and break out all of his teeth and black his eyes.

Fat little liberal bastard.

LLS

[freedomfiter2]

Did he clearly state that he was running as a Republican?

[Brices Crossroads]

Almost busted a gut laughing at that. Thanks

[x1stcav]

Newt is a dildo. Maybe I don’t have that correct. Maybe he has less utility than a dildo. No,no.no...I mean, maybe, a dildo has more intellectual value than newt? That’s not it either.

What is a newt? Of what value is it? How is it germaine? Is there a life after a newt? Could a newt be seriously passe? As in 1995?

[x1stcav]

Sleeping, more than occasionally, with liberal women will distort one’s reality.

Better, only, one-night-stands with sluts.

[Mich Patriot]

"It’s just a matter of time before Newt introduces Charlie Sheen as his running mate."

Yet another hearty laugh, courtesy of Joe 6-pack! Nicely played, sir.

[moonshinner_09]

Man this dude flip flopping big time.

[hosepipe]

Amnesty for Insurgents is a defeatist attitude..

[Mich Patriot]

"Newt is a dildo."

Not possible...a dildo is much different in that it might actually satisfy a woman.

[bobby.223]

‘Go back to his home country and file’? The hell with that.....I say, “Go back to his home country and STAY THERE”.

[Yaelle]

What else can Newt do or say to make this week worse?

Some suggestions:

1. Use “Dancing Queen” as his ringtone CHECK
2. Hit on one of his campaign workers
3. Admit that he has always found Pelosi sexy
4. Agree with Obama on Israel

[Yaelle]

Gingrich could qualify for federal disaster relief funds.

POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!

[PoloSec]

I’ve said before and will say it again...Newt is campaigning to be Obama’s VP.

[gov_bean_ counter]

#33...

That fits. Newt's campaign is starting to look like a Monty Python sketch.