Rep. Anthony Weiner Struggles to Explain Origin of Lewd Twitter Photo

Fox News ^ | 6-2-11

[Justaham]

Weiner: Yeah that could be my junk!!!!!! This guy's a real winner! /sarc

[nonliberal]

Don’t be so hardon him. He can only be charged with a misdeweiner.

[Para-Ord.45]

Maybe it`s his doppelganger !?

[Callahan]

Poor Weiner is in a pickle.

[colorado tanker]

"I have photographs. I don't know what photographs are out there in the world of me,"

Maybe I lead a dull life, but I don't have a single picture of my johnson stuffed underwear.

[nonliberal]

When asked about the offending weiner, Weiner’s attorney, Oscar Meyer, declined comment but did hum a tune for reporters.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

"Oh I'd like to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner,

That is what I'd truly like to be,

For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner

Then everyone would take a b*te of me!"

[frankenMonkey]

[Callahan]

Latest rumor is that Barney Frank set this guy up. Apparently Weiner always rubbed him the wrong way.

[arrogantsob]

What about in a bathing suit? Come on come clean.

[arrogantsob]

Hey, if it had looked like John Holmes he would have gleefully claimed it was him.

[beethovenfan]

He walks loudly and carries a small stick.

[Revolting cat!]

Can we move on? The subject has gone limp, as the supply of jokes and puns has been thoroughly exhausted.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

He’s done politically...no possibility to run a campaign with this ridcule..Alinsky rules:ridicule your enemy.

Paging the best alinsky student...”Will Hillary please pick up the white courtesy phone?!”

[nonliberal]

Frank...Weiner...hahahaha. Seriously though, you would think that Weiner's defense team would take a hard line on this. He will need to stiffen his privacy settings on his Twitter account so these things don't rise again.

Sorry but the jokes just write themselves.

[colorado tanker]

Of course I have pictures of me in a bathing suit, but have you seen the photo at issue? Some guy took his own picture looking down on just his briefs and bulge. Now, that’s weird. I sure don’t have one of those.

[Mr. Wright]

“Move on folks, nothing more to see here”
Remember, only “R”s are required to relinquish their seats -
“D”s always, always get a pass.

[jerseyrocks]

Looks like a pig in the blanket to me.

[Yaelle]

"I have photographs. I don't know what photographs are out there in the world of me," he said in one cable news interview, asked whether he'd ever snapped a photo like that of himself.

Raise your hands, all who do not know if there are pictures of your aroused privates out there in the world.

[miele man]

Looks like he’s been Alinsky-ied. Someone “picked it, froze it, polaroid-ed it, and publicized it” and now “pranked” it.

Actually, I think Weiner knows who took the pix and why. Maybe its a coup by the Hldabeast to get Huma back. After all, Huma must be tired of hummin’ the weiner and needs to get back to her favorite carpet.