Posted on 07/14/2011 9:02:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Let’s see how Carolina does this year...something tells me it will be a very good year.
We got Mr. del the book, “All In” for Father’s Day, pre-released. Now we need to find a way to get it signed.
This is just getting legs. Mark Levin was all over it last night after Cantor Twitted when it happened.
There were plenty of witnesses, so the man/child won’t get away with this. Rush, Hannity and Mark will blow this out of the water today I predict.
I just thought he sounded rather sweet./sarc
JMHO, but I think that FREEPERS were on the cutting edge in spotting Obama’s mental and emotional instability. FREEPERS had him spotted with the eyes of Eagles.
LOL! I can believe that. Caligula was afraid they may say something off-script. If it isn’t controlled, he is scared. I didn’t pay any attention to that visit to the WH. Our family was in DC in the 90s and I refused tour the place because of Clinton. I wouldn’t have gone with the team this year either. Did everyone on the team make it? I’m not anticipating a good season either, but they have surprised me before.
Clint, it doesn’t surprise me. There are still those furious that we won our games last year and that Cam won the Heisman.
House Speaker John Boehner has told the White House that he doesn't want to go to Camp David to negotiate on the deficit. "The Speaker has told the White House he sees no need to go to Camp David this weekend," Boehner spokesman Brendan Buck said in an email.
LOL!
Clint Jr’s Gandma, my MIL, called him to ask if he could get his autograph. He said, “Grandma, Cam hasn’t been at school since February”. hehehe
There was so much evidence as to who he was beforehand. Only an idiot, marxist, or racist voted for him.
Oh Schumer now on the news threatening what will happen if the dc does not go up.
Sorry, have to run.
LOL! This needs an immediate GOP commercial! Ladies and gentlemen, Obama can't guarantee that you will get your checks on Aug 2, but he CAN guarantee an extravagant birthday party for himself on Aug 4! It's his idea of shared sacrifice.
Vaya con Dios!
Good for Boehner! Costs more $$$ for all them to travel to Camp David.
OMG 0bama wants Boehner to go to Camp David? Why? So he can have a private temper tantrum?
Do not forget his August Martha’s Vineyard vacation....at our expense..........BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Seriously, I have to run.
Besides, Boehner may be suspicious that Obama has all the rooms bugged, and he might get Boehner drunk and pose him with a hooker.
Step-sister. Yes. That is a good description. So, we just have to be better.
See post #54.
Go, Boehner!
Hey guys workin’ and lurkin’ time for lunch.
Also out of sight, Repubs captive, and I picture O’Bummer out on the golf course or running off to dine, while telling the Repubs to let him know when they have a deal he can sign-—and then he will order a meal for them (with peas, of course).
Remember what he did to Netanyahu?
He’s actually showing signs of a spine.
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