Obama and family ride bikes on Martha's Vineyard

AP ^ | August 23, 2011 | MARK S. SMITH,

[maggief]

WEST TISBURY, Mass. (AP) — President Barack Obama took advantage of idyllic summer weather on Martha's Vineyard Tuesday to go bike-riding with his family, even as street fighting raged in volatile Libya a day after Obama went before TV cameras to herald rebel advances.

[BerryDingle]

[NoExpectations]

Great catch! Probably worn the darn thing once so now it is a rag. Don’t forget the sneakers...they are $540 Lanvin sneakers.

[maggief]

http://www.mass.gov/dcr/parks/southeast/corr.htm

Manuel F. Correllus State Forest

Martha's Vineyard

Today it is managed for passive recreation, mostly hiking and cycling on its 15 miles of bike paths.

First Lady Michelle Obama, center, and her daughter Sasha Obama, left, walk toward waiting vehicles, following a bicycle ride in Manuel F. Correllus State Forest in West Tisbury, Mass., on the island of Martha's Vineyard, Tuesday, Aug. 23, 2011. The first family, including President Barack Obama and daughter Malia Obama, both not shown, participated in the outing.

[ladyvet]

LOL! Oh my gosh, the fag does roll his jeans!

[mojitojoe]

My God!! Look at those thighs!!! She could be a linebacker. That is one big a$$ shemale.

[ilovesarah2012]

I know bike helmets are usually a good idea, no matter how dorky they look, but it’s a bike path. Not likely to get hit by a car.

Contrast Obama with Rep. Allen West on his motorcycle.

[mojitojoe]

Look at those arms. He is so tiny! I believe the insider, nobody could make this up:

“The scenario being played out these days is pretty much the same regardless of the particulars. You knock on the door – it’s always closed. Always. Often you have to knock for some time before being given approval from inside to enter. The big screen will be on – the volume loud. You can easily hear it from outside the door. The sports channels are the ones most commonly playing, though sometimes the channel will be set to music, or Fox News. Sometimes Valerie Jarrett might be there, but most often it is just the president and his personal aide. A large leather chair will be facing the television – it’s well worn. Not part of the White House furnishings but something the president must have brought in from back home.

That’s where you’ll most often find the President of the United States – the most powerful man in the free ****ing world. He often sits with one leg draped over one of the chair’s arms and the other leg stuck straight onto the floor. Shorts, sweats, a t-shirt, and like I said, no shoes or just those sandal things that so many of the younger people like to wear these days. And that leg that’s draped over an arm of the chair will be bopping up and down, like…like someone with a lot of nervous energy. Like a kid does. And there’s the smell of smoke hanging on the president. The guy never quite smoking – that was all bullsh*t. I told you that already. In fact, there’s one of those smokeless ash trays on the desk in there. And that desk, it’s a mess. Magazines spread out all over it. Stupid shit too. Real low brow reading material the president is into. People. Rolling Stone. Lots of those tabloid things. The most common thread with this sh*t is it’s about the president. If it’s about him, he’s gonna read it. Good or bad – doesn’t matter. If somebody is talking about him, he’s reading it. He’s watching it. Whatever. The guy’s self-obsession is off the ****ing charts.

So that’s what you first see when you enter the room – the upstairs office of President Obama. Next you’re gonna notice how small the guy looks. Really thin. He pads his suits up you know. The top end. The shoulders. It became an actual issue during the 2008 campaign – some of his handlers were saying it made his neck look too small. Fact is, it made his neck look just like it is – small. The guy is scrawny. All knees and elbows sitting in that chair. Sometimes he gets up when you come in, sometimes he remains seated and will just turn the volume on the TV down with the remote and say, “What you got?”

That foot is bouncing up and down while you give him the briefing, but he rarely looks over at you – always looking at whatever is on the television. If it’s Jarrett in the room, or the personal assistant, one of them is there to keep the time. Your time. Don’t go over that fifteen minutes. And even if the president doesn’t look like he hears a word you’re saying, they are listening to everything. Every go**amn syllable coming out of your mouth, and if something is said they don’t like, they jot down notes. Been told it’s to use for the end of day summary they give the president – their own version of what is important and what can be ignored…and who might need to be pushed down, or pushed out…or whatever. So you’re looking at the president, this skinny guy, who’s ignoring you, who’s dressed like some kind of f***ing frat boy wannabe, with somebody else taking notes on what you’re saying, and then you get up and walk out. The president might acknowledge you on some days, give a little nod, maybe even a thank you, but most often he just continues to look at the TV, bounce that foot on the chair, his skin looking off-color, pale, the eyes out of focus, the hair a helleva lot more gray than is shown in public, the wrinkles around the mouth far deeper…and the hands. His f***ing hands are so…they are just these thin little stick digits. They are like these long-fingered woman’s hands. And his wrists, you could wrap your own fingers all the way around those wrists – again, so much like a woman’s hands. Almost freakish. Certainly not the strong alpha-male type image that America was given during the 2008 campaign.”

http://newsflavor.com/politics/us-politics/white-house-insider-the-obama-plan-part-three-2/

[ilovesarah2012]

Cracks me up every time I see it!

[PGR88]

Now I know why the Victorians frowned upon grown women riding bicycles.

[melancholy]

Is he riding a girls bike?

Always, since 0h0m0 is incapable of riding the wookie.

[Arrowhead1952]

Dang, moochelle looks like she is sitting on grass burs.

[skimbell]

Yep. I don't think MO digs the bike riddin'/out-doorsie chit. She's a whole lot more comfortable slammin' lobster down her yap than doing ah, ah little common people stuff.

[Mr Rogers]

Michelle needs to balance her workouts. Apart from having huge legs, her arms are weird...look at how scrawny her forearms are.

Of course, Barry's arms are about the same size as his daughter's...and from this angle, it looks like the daughter's arms are bigger!

Either way, it looks like the Leader of the Free World could not afford to get in a wrestling match with the females in his family!

[melancholy]

He did that last year as well! Doesn’t he have any advisers to tell him what a dork he looks like?...........or are they laughing just as hard as we are?

Most of 0h0m0's advisers are of the h0m0 species. They all ride girlie bikes before they get ridden themselves.

They're not advisers, they are AIDS.

[goseminoles]

Damn. Methinks he is wearing velcro sneakers. I thought the helmet was bad enough...

[Blogatron]

"The Bertha Butt Boogie" - Jimmy Castor Bunch

The party was jumpin'
When Bertha got off o' her stump,
The whistles were blowin'
And everybody did the bump
But all the time Bertha
Had been workin' on her goodie
Now folks call it "the Bertha Butt boogie"

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
No question

When Bertha got movin'
Her hips were hummin' in the wind,
The ground started shakin'
No grass grew where she'd been!
The music was poppin',
The crowd had formed a ring,
Her sisters yelled, "boogie, Bertha, do your thing!"

Uh, for your information,
Bertha had three sisters,
Betty Butt, Bella Butt and Bathsheba Butt

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the bertha butt boogie
I said no question!

Hey, Leroy, get away from that woman!
The boy'll never learn!
Uh-oh, here comes the troglodyte!
"Come here, sock it to me!"

Bertha stood back and yelled,
"Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!"
And the butt sisters backed her up
When she yelled, "I need ya!"
The troglodyte, Leroy, Luther
And the Butt sisters all knew
That "the Bertha Butt boogie"
Was now the thing to do

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
No question

Bertha: "i'll sock it ya, daddy!"
Troglodyte: "me like, me like! come here, woman, woman!"
Leroy: "yo' mama, i'm calling you, man!"
Troglodyte: "yeah - the boogie!"

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
Hey Leroy!

When Bertha Butt did her goodie,
She started the Bertha Butt boogie

[chainsaw]

The question is: Can he ride a bike and chew gum at the same time?

[trisham]

Pic #1? I thought it was a man.

[TheConservativeParty]

The rolled up sissy jeans.
Nice touch Bambi, fake leader of the no longer free world.

Maggie, thanks for the great pings!
I always enjoy them.

And YES, it IS news. It’s always good news when we can use
Alinsky Rule #5 RIDICULE.

[nanetteclaret]

I’d like to see a picture of Bozo on his bike next to a picture of Rick Perry on a horse, preferably roping cattle. I bet Bozo is skeered of horses!

[hattend]

At least the secret service pumped up his bike tires this time.

[hattend]

two words: Chicken legs

[geege]

Boy, Wookie has some big a$$ thunder thighs.....

[hattend]

Wow

I wonder who really is the President? Jarrett?

[mojitojoe]

I wonder who really is the President? Jarrett?
___________________________________
ABSOLUTELY!!!

[Fu-fu2]

Thanks for the ping. Ever the optimist, at least at the end of his four years, the kids will be able to say they had a great time. Unfortunately at our expense.....

[quantim]

Thanks for the ping.....knew I saw that outfit somewhere before.

[Vor Lady]

Proof that spandex isn’t for every body. Thanks for the ping.

[LA Woman3]

Someone needs to tell FLOTUS the portions aren't actual size.

[woofie]

Can someone put some training wheels and maybe stuff rom PeeWee Hermans bike on this?

[woofie]

[SparkyBass]

[woofie]

Thanks

Perfect fit

[Cincinna]

Michelle-Antoinette “Does this bike make my a$$ look fat?”

[Cincinna]

YES!

[Cincinna]

YES!

[is_is]

tag

[Munz]

Is that Obama’s woman Reggie behind Moochelle???

[Albion Wilde]

That’s the closest together she has ever held her legs in public. Usually it’s the “wide stance.”

[bt_dooftlook]

Magilla Gorilla?

[mojitojoe]

It has nothing to do with working out. I have always said there is something not normal about the way she is built. First of all, she is enormous, not just tall, BIGGGGGGG, almost always bigger than any man she stands beside. Her butt is super high in the back, and super bigggggggggggg. No boobs and what she does have is almost to her waist. Her feet, pelvis, thighs and calves are huge, her waist is large, hips super wide, but her forearms and wrists look like she had Polio. Her pelvis is so wide she could carry a 20# turkey between her legs and nobody would ever notice. I think she has this:

But she could be a shemale too:

[mojitojoe]

LMAO!!!

[liberalh8ter]

[Las Vegas Ron]

So did Queen: Fat Bottomed Girls:

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin’ world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!

I’ve been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev’ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C’mon)
Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride ‘em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhKDV0QN4ew