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Predictions for O-Vomit Jobs Speech (Vanity)

Posted on 09/06/2011 6:48:46 PM PDT by VideoPaul

Everyone sould know by now that Zero will be addressing a joint session of congress (and the nation through the lapdog media who hang on his every word like it were a golden nugget) on Thursday (before the NFL game) to give us his "jobs program". You know, the one that's only 35 months late. This is surely another meanifestation of "Hope'N'Change(TM)".

I put it out to the Freepers assembled here: What do you think will be in this grand plan that will put America back to work? My predictions:

1) A minimum of $100 billion dollars in deficit spending.

2) At least three new taxes on corporations.

3) The words I, me, my, mine, myself or forms thereof a minimum of 40 times.

4) A challenge to the conservatives that if they don't do exactly what he asks that they are anti jobs, anti americans and unpatriotic.

5) At least three swipes at the Tea Party, either by name or by referene (obstructionists, etc.)

6) Marching orders to his faithful that they immediately call, write, fax and E-mail their congressman demanding that he do as the messiah demands.

7) An unreasonably short itme limit (one month) for congress to give him everythign he demands.

8) Some form of the word "inherit" no less than five times

Those are my predctions...what say you?


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: chat; jobs; jobsspeech; obama; predictions; vanity

1 posted on 09/06/2011 6:48:55 PM PDT by VideoPaul
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To: VideoPaul

Just lump all his stupid speeches together and stamp “ditto” on them. Investment, infrastructure, jobs for minorities, blah, blah, BLAH!


2 posted on 09/06/2011 6:51:41 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: VideoPaul

“people are frustrated with Washington, and so am I. It is time to put our differences aside. It is time to stop punishing the middle class...”


3 posted on 09/06/2011 6:52:22 PM PDT by MNDude (Congratulations Jimmy Carter, you are no longer the worst President in History!)
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To: VideoPaul

Every stupid republican that attends should wear his favorite teams foot ball jersey hide under his jacket and take the jacket off when Obummer starts speaking.


4 posted on 09/06/2011 6:52:50 PM PDT by org.whodat (What does the Republican party stand for////??? absolutely nothing.)
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To: VideoPaul
Don't forget your Obama Bingo cards.


5 posted on 09/06/2011 6:59:16 PM PDT by mainevet (Get an M1911 or two or three or four)
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To: VideoPaul

We’ll borrow money from the Chinese so we can buy bridges from them.


6 posted on 09/06/2011 6:59:43 PM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: VideoPaul

7 posted on 09/06/2011 7:00:55 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: VideoPaul

You forgot “let me be clear”.


8 posted on 09/06/2011 7:01:21 PM PDT by jospehm20
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To: VideoPaul

I predict that I won’t be watching along with many others.


9 posted on 09/06/2011 7:02:16 PM PDT by dforest
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To: VideoPaul

Doesn’t he tend to do these totus affairs after his Martha’s Vineyard vacations?

Maybe this speech he’ll talk about how if every city and town built an extra ice cream shop and gift store there’d be no unemployment...oh and rent bicycles and scooters - that’s the ticket....and it’s green too *snicker*


10 posted on 09/06/2011 7:05:00 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Agenda21: Dept. of Life, Dept. of Liberty and the Dept. of Happiness)
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To: jospehm20
You forgot “let me be clear”.

How can I post that as a photo?

11 posted on 09/06/2011 7:06:03 PM PDT by jaz.357 (All this lamb stew has me counting sheep!)
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To: jaz.357

It just annoys me to hear him say “let me be clear” when he is obviously trying to obfuscate; it seems to be a favored phrase of his.


12 posted on 09/06/2011 7:11:07 PM PDT by jospehm20
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To: RedMDer
Closer to the truth, from 2008:


13 posted on 09/06/2011 7:12:12 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: jaz.357

2 million shovel ready jobs — Just show up at the Capitol with your scoop shovels and manure spreaders!


14 posted on 09/06/2011 7:13:24 PM PDT by Rodm
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To: jaz.357

15 posted on 09/06/2011 7:16:39 PM PDT by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: aruanan

16 posted on 09/06/2011 7:23:23 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: VideoPaul

Millionaires and billionaires, make no mistake, corporate jets, working people,fairness.


17 posted on 09/06/2011 7:23:55 PM PDT by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est)
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To: VideoPaul

18 posted on 09/06/2011 7:33:40 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: VideoPaul

“Millionaires and billionares have been flying in their corporate jets, causing sonic booms by speeding and wasting fuel needed by the poor. Causing destruction to roads, bridge and window infrastructure that have not broken just yet. We need to tear them down and build anew before disasters are caused by events that would still be useful if they happened. New windows will protect the poor and middle class from life-threatening injury and will create jobs. Break out the windows now for a progressive tomorrow.”

Just my guess!


19 posted on 09/06/2011 7:37:15 PM PDT by MtnClimber (A government powerful enough to tell you what to eat can tell you when you can breathe.)
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To: VideoPaul

20 posted on 09/06/2011 7:40:32 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bailout)
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To: VideoPaul

Aggressive, no holds barred response from the GOP is needed.


21 posted on 09/06/2011 7:43:38 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: VideoPaul
STILL Bush's fault.

Enough borrowed " job money" to give just enough people temporary government jobs to fudge unemployment stats until Dec. 2012 when it starts all over again.

22 posted on 09/06/2011 8:42:08 PM PDT by MacMattico
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To: VideoPaul

Green jobs shout out, and obligatory camera pan to clapping GOP congressmen from Iowa. I think he’ll hold the line at two Blame Bush moments - it should be a short speech, in which he mentions the NFL game at least once.


23 posted on 09/06/2011 8:59:40 PM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: VideoPaul
4) A challenge to the conservatives that if they don't do exactly what he asks that they are anti jobs, anti americans and unpatriotic.

Not to mention...racist.

24 posted on 09/06/2011 9:13:53 PM PDT by okie01 (THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA: Ignorance On Parade)
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To: lacrew

he will slam the Packers, and predict Bears to Super Bowl.


25 posted on 09/06/2011 9:18:14 PM PDT by NDpapajoe ("Our Country isn't what it once was" -- --Hopey Changerton 8-2008 speaking to a 7-yr-old little girl)
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To: VideoPaul

We have a million unemployed housing construction workers, and we need roads and bridges to be built, it just makes sense....blah blah blah


26 posted on 09/06/2011 9:40:50 PM PDT by RightInEastLansing
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To: VideoPaul

How many times will he say “notion”...
“I have always said....”
“Let me be clear...”
“Clearly...”
“Investing in America” (tax the hell out of us)...


27 posted on 09/06/2011 9:43:20 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (PALIN 45 -The cure for "meet the new boss, same as the old boss." Sarah Palin 2012 "Not For Sale!")
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To: VideoPaul

This will be Obama’s version of the 1930s WPA.


28 posted on 09/06/2011 9:54:44 PM PDT by noinfringers2
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To: VideoPaul

O-vomit. That’s a good one!


29 posted on 09/06/2011 10:02:58 PM PDT by CitizenM (Obama's legacy will be to be remembered as The architect of American Decline)
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To: VideoPaul

You totally forgot: “for the children”; for your children’s children: “bipartisan”; “revenue enhancements”; “inherited Bush’s problem”; Japan earthquake.

I hope that some proud repub, walks up to the TOTUS’s and pulls the power plugs!


30 posted on 09/06/2011 10:32:00 PM PDT by Noob1999
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To: VideoPaul

I’ll see your $100 Billion and raise you a Trillion.


31 posted on 09/07/2011 3:10:31 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: VideoPaul

While we’re on the predictions line, it looks like Howie Carr has a pretty good read on tonight’s debate:

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/columnists/view/2011_0907beautiful_people_see_a_perry_good_deal_in_governor/srvc=home&position=1


32 posted on 09/07/2011 3:14:41 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: indylindy

Before the game, good it will give me time for more important things like picking my nose, taking a dump and getting the beer and chips.

I have no fear that I will miss anything because if you have seen one lie-a thon, all the rest are the same.

LIE, LIE, ME, I LIE, Etc..


33 posted on 09/07/2011 4:18:23 AM PDT by chiefqc
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To: VideoPaul

You forgot that he is going to blame President Bush again


34 posted on 09/07/2011 5:29:49 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

I must admit that my prediction was totally wrong. I predicted 100 million dollars in deficit spending. I was off by a factor of three. He wants 300 billion. I stand corrected.


35 posted on 09/07/2011 10:17:25 AM PDT by VideoPaul
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To: VideoPaul

I think it actually sums up to a trillion when you throw in all the stuff he wants, including a payroll tax break and direct spending.


36 posted on 09/07/2011 10:39:54 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

I just HOPE that Obama never finds out what comes after a trillion.


37 posted on 09/07/2011 10:41:16 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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