Posted on 09/08/2011 7:32:52 AM PDT by SanFranDan
FULL TITLE: 'A social pariah': How lonely Monica Lewinsky has failed to find happiness... and is STILL the butt of lewd Clinton jokes
She was the White House intern who found fame for all the wrong reasons.
Now, 17 years later, Monica Lewinsky is still trying to play down her scandalous affair with then-President Bill Clinton.
She is single, her line of handbags failed to catch on and, according to the National Enquirer, is living the life of a near recluse.
Monica, 38, flits between homes in Los Angeles owned by her mother, her father and brother and an apartment in New York that is also owned by the Lewinsky family. But her life is far from a social whirl of a-list parties and she is said to spend much of her time alone.
An insider told The Enquirer that Monica has given up her own place and moves between the two coasts trying to work out projects that may never get off the ground. Her apparent goal is to set up her own public relations company.
The insider said: 'Monica's self-esteem is at an all-time low.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Laz would still hit it.
None of those reprobates are happy. Bill. Hitlery. Monica. Zero. Wookie. They remind me of that U2 lyric, “Still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”
As I have been telling my daughters all along as we raised them....get yourself a reputation as a sk*nk and a wh*re and no decent self-respecting guy is going to want a real relationship with you. I must presume Miss Lewinsky’s parents did not do the same.
But I bet her father is STILL a big democrap supporter
Hey, what’s sacrificing your children compared to the glorious socialist paradise.
Poor girl. I’d change my name if I were her.
They misspelled "pubic".
You know, this is why Linda Tripp blew the whistle - ahem - on the whole affair and got raked over the coals for it. She saw this naive, sad, easily-led young woman with very low self-esteem being used by the leader of the free world and said this is not right...
Linda Tripp = feminist ICON!
Monica was naive and dumb (liberal -obviously).
However, if the “Commander in Chief” were to have military justice, he would have been fired.
Such is the double layer of justice when dealing with a dim-bulb-crat.
Monica, life is hard. It’s as lot harder when you are stupid.
Exactly.
One of the most hilarious parts of the Starr Report was when she offered to serve Clinton in his cabinet as “Secretary of Blowjobs.” To which he replied, “I’d like that.”
Type her last name into the Urban dictionary. You might have a point in her changing it.
How time flies... It seems like it was only yesterday, when she would be on her knees putting things in her mouth...
Truth be told, I would too.
Well, Monica, you had your fling as the Presidential concubine, you got to hit the cocktail circuit, you got national-TV interviews, you got a book published, and you even sold purses.
But still... you’re miserable.
Well, you chose this path. My compassion meter is pegged, but the schadenfreude one is off the charts.
She had a chance for a good life, but she blew it.
Google and read the sad story of Lady Jane Grey, the two week queen, who was beheaded 7 months later by order of Queen Mary I. Her father sounds exactly like Monica’s father; using their daughters as props to advance their own political ambitions.
After Clinton’s autobiography My Life appeared in 2004, Lewinsky said in an interview with the British tabloid Daily Mail:[36]
He could have made it right with the book, but he hasn’t. He is a revisionist of history. He has lied. [...] I really didn’t expect him to go into detail about our relationship. [...] But if he had and he’d done it honestly, I wouldn’t have minded. [...] I did, though, at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn’t resist the dessert. [...] This was a mutual relationship, mutual on all levels, right from the way it started and all the way through. [...] I don’t accept that he had to completely desecrate my character.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky
She blew her chances.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2775129/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2774952/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2774930/posts
But she never lost her head....
(and the colored girls go ‘Doo do Doo Do Do Do Doo Doo Doo...’)
*Cue the sax*
Beauty is fleeting but skank is forever.
I feel sorry for her. She made a really stupid decision, but she was also young, and seduced by the master (who also happened to be the most powerful guy in the world)
Clinton flies around the world treated like a hero, and this poor girl can’t even go to dinner without being gawked out. Just doesn’t seem right.
I recall that this was going on while corporate supervisors and managers across the land were sitting through endless hours of sexual harassment training to learn how wrong this sort of behavior is. What we learned is how absurd and hypocritical government mandates at social control are.
I like The Osmond Family cover of that song.....
Let me guess.. he also said:
"He promised me he was going to ask his wife for a divorce any day now!"
"He said he loved me!"
Blah-blah-blah... You knew it was wrong.. why else did you hide it?

Monica Lewinsky former unofficial US Secretary of Blowjobs arrives at a recent event.
One day Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach. She sees a lamp on the sand. She picks it up and rubs on it. A genie pops out!
The genie says to Monica “Usually I grant three wishes but you have been very bad Monica so you only get one wish!”
Monica thinks about this for a bit. She knows that she has gained some weight and she really wants to slim down. So, she looks back at the genie and says “I wish my love handles were gone!”
The genie looks Monica and says “Your wish is granted!”
And POOF!! Monica’s ears disappear!!!
Yes she needs to change her name for sure since it's in the Urban Dictionary, plus lose some weight. get a new hairstyle, and move someplace where no one knows her if she truly wants out of the limelight.
I completely agree. At her age (back in the Clinton days) I did some less than honorable things too, and thankfully they didn’t happen in the Oval Office.
What she did was unbelievably dumb but the price she paid for it is excessive. I do think she should change her name, and do her best to live a private life. All is not lost for her, if she lets go of her past and lives for the future.
Monica:
Flush the pictures and momentos of Slick Willy.
Lose 75 pounds, cut and dye your hair, change your name, get off mommy’s and daddy’s gravy train, get away from the cities and the elites, move to middle America, get a job.
Real people working and raising their families won’t be watching you - they’re too busy with their own responsibilities. And you won’t have time to lay around whining about your past when you are busy building a life and a future.
“Get thee to a nunnery!”
I’m eternally grateful to Monica for leading me to Free Republic.
Looks like someone's "hit the wall." That youthful look is no more.
she is assuridly not the only one.
the MSM treat her like she was the only willing partcipant.
Blill Clintion has to have a string of other women along the road.
You really couldn’t resist it could you!!!!
for same reason all his past present and future sex partners hide it, they are servicing a famous person.
Oh yeah, now there's a high standard.
She could change her name to Monica Oreck.
Monica's problem is that the late night comics forever shaped the public perception...remember what they did to a certain Florida Sec of State...?
I haven’t read anything about her for several years. The last I recall, she had just had an abortion, and the media were falling over themselves to find out if the baby she killed was Bill Clinton’s.
I agree. Clearly she acted foolishly and she will (and has) obviously pay for it. But.....
I feel so sorry for the stupid fat whore.
Yeah, that's kind of how I see it as well. She certainly was a skank, but to have that ruin your entire life is just kind of sad. Especially since Clinton himself, the far more guilty party, seems to have recovered from hit quite well.
Of course, it doesn't help her chances of moving on when she'd apparently still get back with him in a minute, and says that no other guy will ever be able to take his place. She's definitely got issues, but it's sad nevertheless.
Unfortunately, I cannot see it happening for her. She appears to be consumed by self-pity, liberal faith, and spending her parent's money. No wonder her existence is such a void in her soul.
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