Posted on 09/28/2011 8:11:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
BTW, I guarantee that what Paterson and Daniels did to their House districts is giving the 'Rats the idea. NY-29 went to court and lost. Folks should check to see how state election laws are written, just to ensure the law can't be used against the citizenry.
In a bit late today...to busy earning money to refill “obama’s stash”
Just to let you know, I’ll be dropping all friendships and deleting everything I can on Facebook before closing it out. I just did an experiment. Posting the name Obama on your page, without a tag, places your comment on his page without your permission. Facebook is now sending all your comments about him to his staff.
Ha! If Herman Cain could only read my Facebook page for a day. . . . .
Governor Beverly Perdue - Chair up for election: Tuesday 6 November 2012
Scary.
NY is a lost cause...just to damn liberal
“Facebook is now sending all your comments about him to his staff.”
Ha, I might have to go get in on that!! I say bring it and FUBO.
Like we should take our directions from Tina Brown.
anyone else gettin sick of the British hostin shows here tellin us how we fail the world....F’em all
So far, only McCrory is running to replace her and she beat him like a drum last time. He doesn’t sound like he knows what hit him, so it looks poor unless someone else steps up.
Yeah, Tina Brown and Martin Bashir and Piers Morgan, et al can just go back to the Land of Socialized Medicine and give their advice there.
Does anyone remember Bush during the Democrat primaries leading up to 2004 election? Seems to me he tried to stay out of commenting.
That and commercials. yeesh.
He still isn’t commenting!
No - it is on the friends comments automatically. It also works for Romney, by the way.
What movie is he talking about?
The Exorcist
Gee, Tina, sorry Rush ruined your liberal fairy tale.
Sheesh, these libs are stupid.
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