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#OWSPickupLines: What time do you get off not working?
IBD Editorials ^ | October 11, 2011 | Andrew Malcom Political News & Commentary

Posted on 10/11/2011 12:30:20 PM PDT by Kaslin

#OWSPickupLines: What time do you get off not working? 1 Comment

Posted 08:03 AM ET

OK, who said you can't have fun at the expense of annoying protestors from another era exercising their legitimate rights of free speech by exercising your own?

Perhaps only with the spontaneity and immediacy of Twitter and its home-made hashtag labels — as in #OWS for Occupy Wall Street — could the reaction be so instant, funny and political.

The latest craze exploding on Twitter through the night is #OWSPickupLines, which makes fun from the right of the perceived hippie-critical protestors as a major source of laughter for those not participating in the anti-establishment fervor sweeping assorted spots across the country the last few weeks.

Here's a selection of some overnight #OWSPickupLines with a link down below to many others:

@jpodhoretz What time do you get off from not working?

@mdrache Can I have my mom's debit card buy you a drink?

@adamsbaldwin So, do you not work here?

@derekahunter I don't know why I'm here either. We have so much in common!

(Excerpt) Read more at investors.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: occupywallstreet; ows; owsisajoke

1 posted on 10/11/2011 12:30:22 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

LOL!


2 posted on 10/11/2011 12:31:44 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Kaslin

“I want to spend the rest of my life doing nothing with you.”


3 posted on 10/11/2011 12:35:29 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Kaslin

Burger King takes SNAP and EBT Cards.
SWIPE, SWIPE, BABY!!!!


4 posted on 10/11/2011 12:37:25 PM PDT by tcrlaf (Election 2012: THE RAPTURE OF THE DEMOCRATS)
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To: Kaslin

Wanna make class warfare with me?


5 posted on 10/11/2011 12:40:46 PM PDT by C210N
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To: Kaslin; tx_eggman

Is that a one-hit bong in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


6 posted on 10/11/2011 12:40:49 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: Kaslin

What’s that smell!


7 posted on 10/11/2011 12:42:45 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
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To: Kaslin

“I’ll trade you a 40 for some of your Quell.”


8 posted on 10/11/2011 12:43:51 PM PDT by JPG (America is worth saving. All hands on deck!)
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To: Kaslin

“It might be the pepper spray talking, but have I told you how hot you look?”

“Go away? Me? Thou doth protest too much!”


9 posted on 10/11/2011 12:44:07 PM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: Kaslin
Does this sleeping bag make me look fat?

-PJ

10 posted on 10/11/2011 12:45:38 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, Mexican on Cinco de Mayo, and American on Election Day.)
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To: Kaslin

My favorite: “@ArsenioOrteza You must be Wall Street, ‘cause I’d sure like to occupy you.”


11 posted on 10/11/2011 12:46:25 PM PDT by Lost Highway (I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me)
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To: Kaslin

“hey, baby, want to become part of the 69 percent?”


12 posted on 10/11/2011 12:46:52 PM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: Kaslin

Say, that’s a nice fragrance you’re wearing. What is it? Musk...or ferret?


13 posted on 10/11/2011 12:47:28 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: Kaslin

“Hey, Baby. Whadduh you say we hook up and ignore our student loans together?”


14 posted on 10/11/2011 12:49:04 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Kaslin

other than today, do you like being handcuffed?


15 posted on 10/11/2011 12:50:35 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
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To: GreenAccord

That’s gold!


16 posted on 10/11/2011 12:52:43 PM PDT by Lost Highway (I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me)
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To: Kaslin

What’s your sign . . . besides misspelled and nonsensical, that is?


17 posted on 10/11/2011 12:52:43 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: Kaslin

Your filthy, trash-strewn corner of the public park or mine?


18 posted on 10/11/2011 12:52:50 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: GreenAccord

Very well played, sir!


19 posted on 10/11/2011 12:58:15 PM PDT by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: Kaslin

Is it hot out here from all the fermenting garbage or is it just you and me, baby?


20 posted on 10/11/2011 1:00:31 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy Atlanta General Assembly: We are worthless losers. WE ARE WORTHLESS LOSERS!)
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To: Lost Highway; day10

Thanks guys, but in the future, just do the Jazz Hands thingy when you want to express approval.


21 posted on 10/11/2011 1:01:42 PM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: Kaslin; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; ...

“Hey, ya wanna neck in front of the burning American flag?”

and many, many others...


22 posted on 10/11/2011 1:02:14 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy Atlanta General Assembly: We are worthless losers. WE ARE WORTHLESS LOSERS!)
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To: Kaslin

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.


23 posted on 10/11/2011 1:02:14 PM PDT by dancusa (Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. W. Churchill)
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To: Kaslin

“You can give it up to me or to AttackWatch”.


24 posted on 10/11/2011 1:02:48 PM PDT by SarahPalin2012
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To: Kaslin; 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ALlRightAllTheTime; ..

“I got yer Marxist pamphlets right here, baby!”

PING!


25 posted on 10/11/2011 1:03:31 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy Atlanta General Assembly: We are worthless losers. WE ARE WORTHLESS LOSERS!)
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To: dancusa

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.


26 posted on 10/11/2011 1:04:26 PM PDT by dancusa (Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. W. Churchill)
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To: Kaslin
@derekahunter I don't know why I'm here either. We have so much in common!

Heh. From the same poster:

@derekahunter Wanna go somewhere and throw around one of those Frisbees in your earlobes? #OWSpickuplines

27 posted on 10/11/2011 1:07:03 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I don't like Cain because he wants to add a Sales Tax on top of the Income Tax and we'll get both.)
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To: Kaslin

I thought it was just “What time do you get off?” or maybe “What time do you want to get off?”


28 posted on 10/11/2011 1:09:19 PM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: dancusa

Life with you would be like a broken pencil, like mine...pointless.


29 posted on 10/11/2011 1:11:16 PM PDT by dancusa (Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. W. Churchill)
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To: Kaslin

“Is that a blue dress? ‘Cause I do a rockin’ Bill Clinton impersonation”.


30 posted on 10/11/2011 1:14:14 PM PDT by SarahPalin2012
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To: dancusa
You remind me of a female Janeane Garafalo.

My favorite.

32 posted on 10/11/2011 1:17:49 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Barack suffers from ADD -- "Additional Deficit Disorder".)
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To: GreenAccord; Lost Highway; day10
Thanks guys
THANKS GUYS
but in the future
BUT IN THE FUTURE
just do the Jazz Hands thingy
JUST DO THE JAZZ HANDS THINGY
when you want to express approval
WHEN YOU WANT TO EXPRESS APPROVAL

33 posted on 10/11/2011 1:18:06 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy Atlanta General Assembly: We are worthless losers. WE ARE WORTHLESS LOSERS!)
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To: Kaslin

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you get a job?

Scum here often?

You’ve got an angel’s eyes, a goddess’s body, and your dad’s Gold Card. What’s not to like?

Whatcha up to?
Nuthin’.
Wow! Me too!

Can I borrow a cup of tofu?

Just call me Jerry Garcia baby, cuz if you sleep with me I’ll certainly be Grateful and I’ll probably be Dead.


34 posted on 10/11/2011 1:34:54 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

LMAO!


35 posted on 10/11/2011 1:36:25 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Kaslin

LOL.....


36 posted on 10/11/2011 1:56:57 PM PDT by Gator113 (~ Just livin' life~)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Just what is the “JAZZ HANDS THINGY”?


37 posted on 10/11/2011 1:58:36 PM PDT by ex91B10 (The only option now is mass resistance.)
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To: Kaslin
Here'e the twitter link
38 posted on 10/11/2011 1:59:17 PM PDT by ex91B10 (The only option now is mass resistance.)
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To: ex91B10

It’s a thing in these Marxist general assemblies where, instead of clapping their hands, which can interrupt a speaker, people raise them over their heads and kinda jiggle or shake them to indicate approval or applause.


39 posted on 10/11/2011 2:01:16 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy Atlanta General Assembly: We are worthless losers. WE ARE WORTHLESS LOSERS!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Thanks...I think...

I don't think I've seen it yet but, just like porn, I'll know it when I see it. ;)

40 posted on 10/11/2011 2:22:15 PM PDT by ex91B10 (The only option now is mass resistance.)
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To: Kaslin

Is heaven missing an angel? ‘cause you’ve got nice cans..


41 posted on 10/11/2011 7:09:55 PM PDT by Trillian
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Bttt


42 posted on 10/11/2011 7:53:34 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Never Again! Except for the next time.)
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To: Hunton Peck

Snicker


43 posted on 10/12/2011 7:56:58 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Never Again! Except for the next time.)
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