Posted on 12/05/2011 8:18:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Happy Monday.
Cain is out;
Kentucky beats UNC in a thriller
And SEC rules football...again.
AND the Cowboys ice their own kicker
Pings.
And Tebow disappoints the haters......AGAIN!
Well the Cowboy thing makes me thrilled.
TEBOW TIME! WooHoo!
Garrett’s brain fart at the end of regulation doesn’t speak well for the value of a Princeton education.
I loathe Mondays. Rush should be interesting today. Seems everyone is pinning their hopes on Noot. I’m getting 2008 de ja vu all over again.
Tebow is proving all the critics wrong....
And I am loving every single second of it.
back went out......I’m so stove up a brain fart would relieve pressure somewhere
As a Cowboys fan, all I could do was slap my head and sigh.
It’s not over till it’s over.
It could be worse—Ron Paul could have a last-minute surge.
It was amazing to hear how many people in Minnesota were rooting for the Broncos. Denver is becoming ‘America’s Team.’
In.....
IMO, the cutting down of Cain was DC flexing its muscles to let us wee people know exactly where we stand.
You are either in the beltway or you’re not. Its becoming crystal clear.
the media did not cut Cain down, Cain cut Cain down
Nobody should run for President until they get all their affairs in order...
Here.
I can’t understand if Herman was a whore master he should have never ran. What would make him think this would not come out?
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