“said Jed Johnson, a 26-year-old baker and barista”
Read as “Coffee bitch”....
Yet another Brilliant mind.
Excellent! When I read "barista" I had a similar thought, but my language was much cruder than yours.
By the way such ridicule works on these occupiers. I try to attack the local occupy group (Occupy Harrisburg) in the comments section of the local paper's website. I found out that one occupier, who used his full name on the website, temporarily left Occupy Harrisburg because he was receiving so much heat from other people. (He just happened to invite Bill Ayers to speak to Occupy Harrisburg.)
We should steal a page from Alinsky ... Identify, isolate, freeze and escalate. It is like fighting fire with fire. There is zero need to provide logical arguments. They are too brainwashed to think. So bar bitches, smelly hippie freaks, crapping in the streets really hits home. At the same time it discourages others from joining their movement.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor cafetier, barely kept him out da’ red,
Then one day he was servin’ up some food,
And into the store came a guy sayin’- “Dude,”
“Occupy ... free food ... follow me!”
Well the first thing you know Jeds against the millionaires,
Kinfolk said “Jed, stay away from there.”
Said “Makin’ money is a-where you ought to be”
But he loaded up his pack, and moved to Zucotti.
[Park, that is ... smelly fools ... dumpin’ on cars]