Easy to fix.
Put the paper in the recycling bin.
Never mind that its loaded with kitty crap...
I think I’d go into the maggot farming business and give the sorry bastards something really interesting to find while they are digging in the trash looking for violations.
Another alternative is to take it to the dumpsters at chitty hall for disposal or carry it in fast food bags to the office of the inspectors and the judge.
I was thinking the same thing!!!