[humblegunner]

The Honolulu Star-Advertiser quoted an eyewitness who said he had seen the Portuguese Water Dog having his walk.

I was going to posit that maybe the witness had mistaken Michelle for Bo.

Then I reconsidered, because Bo is actually a nice looking dog and Michelle.. well...

[Fightin Whitey]

Eyewitness couldn’t tell the difference between Portugese Water Dog and African Water Buffalo.