Happy Birthday! And since I know you're miserable being the flotus of a thoroughly racists country, populated by stupid people, and sporting an antiquated constitution, I know just what to get you for your Birthday. I'm making a donation to the RNC in the sincere hope that come 2013, you'll be relieved of drudgery of having to be flotus.
I’ll see your donation to the RNC, and I’ll raise you four one-way tickets to Liberia.
Sounds like something that could go viral: donate $48 on Michelle’s birthday to your favorite candidate or the RNC.