Posted on 01/17/2012 8:21:49 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I try to remind myself that at any given point and time, I’m just dealing with a tiny snapshot of that person’s day and I have no idea what preceded that moments before my interaction. Typically, I let a lot roll off my back, but I did send an email to Steak n Shake today.
We’re getting thunderstorms here, right now, so I wouldn’t leave the comfort of my car for anything. lol.
Obama's greatest magic trick? Brainwashing the masses to believe that racism is a greater danger than radical Islam, and that Obama himself is in constant peril.
“Had to wait for 20 minutes in a drive thru...”
Um....
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2833701/posts
(sry, couldn’t resist)
The Steak & Shake here is great. The newest one still goofed up, but it is about 3 months it been opened.
Oh Damn, I knew I was forgetting something! LOL...Rush said Santorum and Perry did well. 'A fat old, rich white guy'...."Newt isn't rich". ROFL!
LMAO. Man, McNuggets aren’t even that good. Now, Wendy’s nuggets, I can understand. (haha)
ROFL! I’d have had to pick up the cell phone.
I typically don’t eat out, but forgot my lunch today and have always been pleased with them here. She could have been having a bad day, or a lot on her mind. If she would have smiled or apologized, I wouldn’t even care. I know she isn’t mixing the chicken salad or anything.
Yep, that's because he's in the bag for Romney.
LOL!!!
Rush cracked me up with that crack. He praised everyone, pretty much. Except crackpot Paul! Rick Santorum just b*tch slapped Paul with his record on ear marks on Fox. Not Paul’s day.
I was wondering where you were. Are you pouting because Rush is now in the tank for Gingrich and hates Santorum? ;-) lol
Rush is hard to figure out sometimes. This lady calls, good positive message, and Rush rains on her parade. I don’t get it.
I think he is being sarcastic, though not in a derogatory way—he is mocking the Left.
He’s having fun with her obsession....to make a point.
This caller is right. It used to be an honor to be “picked” to work. Now it is worthy of mocking.
I guess I misunderstood Rush’s comments because I thought he was agreeing with her.
LOL, Rush had to mow the lawn and wash dishes. He sounds like my city dwelling cousins when we were kids.
Newt had an awesome debate last night. That is the Newt I love, I wish Santorum could be as animated.
That means I’m in the bag for Romney of course.
That’s what I thought, too.
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