MY ENDORSEMENT FOR PRESIDENT (Chuck Norris Endorses Gingrich!!)

World Net Daily ^ | January 20, 2012 | Chuck Norris

[C19fan]

Our republic as America’s founders created it is under assault from extremists outside our country and anti-constitutionalists inside our country. Combined with the flailing American economy and global markets, Western civilization remains on the brink, as experts and all the GOP presidential candidates agree.

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For my wife, Gena, and I, we sincerely believe former Speaker Newt Gingrich is the answer to most of those questions and deserves our endorsement and vote.

[TexasCajun]

Now where’s the Nuge..?

Can't be far behind.

How awesome to see Palin, Norris & Nugent on stage w/ Newt.

Just wait until the T.E.A. Party rallies ramp up this summer. ..we're gonna have some fun.

[reed13k]

Chuck Norris looked out at the beauty of the Alaska Tundra and nodded once — thus Sarah Palin

[ThinkingBuddha]

Spare us from the Paul nonsense.

Yeah just stick your head in the sand and pretend that you are voting for a conservative in Nov.

If you don’t like obamacare, Newt and Mitt are your choices to get rid of it? Remember Romney care or Newts individual mandate? Their gun rights record? Could you remind me what Newt called the Ryan plan….was the word he used “extreme”?

[Track9]

You’re so right.

[TangoLimaSierra]

I’m very glad to see this considering his rapport with Huckleberry.

[erod]

Awesome, Go Newt! And let's celebrate with some Chuck Norris facts!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

[Scoutmaster]

[maine-iac7]

THAT looks good - that’s a ‘gotta see’

(and I’m an ole great granny)..;o)

[newfreep]

[mylife]

Now where’s the Nuge..?

He went shooting with Perry.

[reed13k]

The wind from a Chuck Norris round house kick would fill every seat in congress with his endorsees - but he believes in a democratic republic so he doesn’t use the power.

[sodpoodle]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57357890-503544/john-bolton-endorses-mitt-romney-for-president/

Wrong;(

[Jane Long]

Wow...Newt delivers another round house kick to McRombama with this!

Newt really is the honey badger!

[stylecouncilor]

[maine-iac7]

and Todd Palin

[TexasCajun]

Now where’s the Nuge..?

Can't be far behind.

How awesome to see Palin, Norris & Nugent on stage w/ Newt.

Just wait until the T.E.A. Party rallies ramp up this summer. ..we're gonna have some fun.

[Track9]

Pigs from a helicopter.. and real close to the border.. I hope.

[mylife]

LOL!

[reed13k]

Ah - but Chuck hadn’t decided yet.... Now John is wetting his drawers, looking at his paw, and waiting....for the chuck norris reprimand

[FortWorthPatriot]

"I cannot and will not be voting for either in the general. Voting for them will only damage the message of conservatism for several decaded to come."

That logic is what gave us the Jug-Eared Socialist Bastard that currently squats in the White House. Continuing to think that way will only ensure us 4 more years of the same crap.

[traderrob6]

Not exactly, he’s cutting off his nads to spite his teanie weenie.

[houeto]

he’s not scared of the dark. The dark is scared of him.

[maine-iac7]

you say: “John Bolton once shook Chuck Norris’ hand - reason enough to make him Secretary of State”

John has jumped the shark - you didn’t hear? Turns out, he’s part of the Establishment...

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71357.html

May he long cry in his beer, remembering that President Gingrich wanted him for his SOS. Too bad, turncoat.

[Sudetenland]

I guess that's "game, set, and match." LOL!!!

Otherwise he might kick you.

Note: If Chuck Norris kicks you, your entire genetic line will die. If Chuck Norris just looks at you when he's mad, you will wake up in a hospital after 6 months in a coma.

[CainConservative]

[CainConservative]

[maine-iac7]

what Newt called the Ryan plan….was the word he used “extreme”?

the part he called extreme was the MANDATE part of it. Newt is against MANDATING people to buy anything.

But I suspect you know that but are just continuing to carry water for the enemy - thinking we're all too stupid to know

the mandate has since, I believe, been taken out -

[ansel12]

Stick your head in the sand and pretend that he could ever win an election outside of his district, the racist, nutbag con man, who attracts whack cases from the weird left, the weird fringe right, flattering support from nazis and code pink, and media leftists, who floats from party to party, and who endorsed Cynthia McKinney in 2008.

[Sudetenland]

I'm so glad that you are wealthy and secure enough to survive another four years of Obama. Most of us are not. In another time, Newt's flaws would disqualify him from my support, but these are not different times, these are dire times and we need someone who can face down the press and Obama and defeat them. It is not a time for inflexible moral self-righteousness, it is a time of America's survival or downfall, pure and simple.

You be sure and let us all know when the perfect candidate with no flaws or past errors comes up. I believe the last time that happened was 2012 years ago. /rolleyes

[Track9]

I doubt Gingrich takes it too personally. He’s got to respect Bolton and I wouldn’t be surprised if he asks him. It will be a great sign if he chooses strength for the SOS.

[Sudetenland]

"Morally Newt is no better than Clinton."

Really? I didn't know that Newt had raped a woman who came to him for help or that he had sexually assaulted a close family friend. Get over yourself.

[Bruce Campbells Chin]

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a nightlight. Or any light, because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[CainConservative]

Ging/Chuck 2012

[Sudetenland]

No, nighlights sleep with Chuck Norris on.

[W. W. SMITH]

Chuck Norris is not bothered by Murphy’s law because Chuck Norris knows where Murphy lives

[Mom MD]

LOL

[AnTiw1]

The Ship of State is foundering and some are worried about the future helmsman’s sexual relationships. Praise the Lord he’s heterosexual! Chuck Norris for SecDef! I’m-a-dinner-jacket will beshat himself.

[reed13k]

According to the theory of relativity E=MC^2. Einstein was misinterpreted as C does not equal the speed of light, but Chuck Norris

[reed13k]

see my 69 - he won’t be crying long

[JediJones]

[USS Alaska]

Yeah just stick your head in the sand and pretend that you are voting for a conservative in Nov.

You've got to go to war with the Army that you have, not the Army that you want.

My picks were

Sarah...Herman...Newt...Santorum...Newt...Santorum...Newt.

I think I'm back on Newt's wagon, but it's like riding a roller coaster, in the front seat, no safety belts and hands over your head, it's gonna be a hellova ride.

[mikeus_maximus]

I am afraid to disagree with Chuck Norris.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Chuck Norris knows a fighter when he sees him. I hope he goes to Florida to help Newt.

[LonePalm]

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays. Birthdays celebrate Chuck Norris.

Streets look both ways before crossing Chuck Norris.

Alcohol attends Chuck Norris Anonymous meetings.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Georgia Girl 2]

So can we count you as a “no”?

[pogo101]

Of course. The night is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[southphilly]

yes he may win the primary now BUT he will not win the Election..that is my strong opinion..the debates will be good, but the results will be 4 more years of Obama...makes me sad:(

[thesearethetimes...]

“”I think I’m back on Newt’s wagon, but it’s like riding a roller coaster, in the front seat, no safety belts and hands over your head, it’s gonna be a hellova ride??

Amen to that USS Alaska, but substitute Perry in there for Santorum for me... and from the moment Perry signed on with Newt to advance the 10th Amendment that I have been feeling better than I have in a LONG time.

May God guide our course.
Tatt

[JediJones]

In a debate with Newt Gingrich, the only issue up for debate is whether or not he’ll let you live.

Newt Gingrich doesn’t make contracts with America anymore. America makes contracts with him.

Newt Gingrich doesn’t spin in the post-debate spin room. He makes the room spin around him.

Newt Gingrich doesn’t need anyone’s endorsement. They need his.

Newt Gingrich once saw someone make a turn to the left while driving on the highway. The body was never identified.

There is only one key demographic that matters in TV ratings and his name is Newt Gingrich.

In a Newt Gingrich interview, there are no “gotcha questions,” only suicide attempts.

[greeneyes]

Last 2 nights of news has shown me a lot of GOP E panic. Last time Newt got ahead, the long knives came out. Now, expect swords and bullets to be added.

This is great news for Newt. I have a hint for GOP E, we are sick and tired of the candidates you pick which aren't even 50% conservative.

You don't like our pick, next time field a really conservative candidate you could live with, and make sure he can actually articulate conservative principles. That way you don't have rebellion in the ranks you sinkin’RINOs.