John Kerry Breaks Nose Playing Hockey (Yea right)

CBS Boston ^ | 1/23/12 | Boston CBS

[mmanager]

BOSTON (CBS) – Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.

He had two black eyes and a swollen nose.

[True Republican Patriot]

Gosh! He really is Uglier than Helen Thoms! Looks really Old too!
I’ll bet Not even SATAN wants this Worm!

[Track9]

I gave my baby the 99 degree...

She jumped up and threw that pistol down on me..

[Las Vegas Ron]

Thanks but you must have me confused with another poster.

I saw the thread but I don't think I posted on it.

I do have a few Viking Kitty notches on my belt though ;-)

[Hemingway's Ghost]

In other news, superstar goaltender Tim Thomas declined Obama's invitation.

Just stonin' the Sedin sisters and the Socialist.

[Charles Henrickson]

[mountainlion]

Late start but he deserves it about 58,000 times more for his lies about Viet Nam veterans.

[denydenydeny]

“Let me have one a them there hockey sticks.”

[Eaker]

“One of the Patriots hit me with a puck during batting practice. I think it was Manny Ortez.”

LMAO, sounds exactly like something he'd say!

don't forget that the incident occurred at Lambert Field.

[Springman]

He must have fallen face first into the boards, with a little help.

I’m glad I didn’t see Obama with a hockey stick, he wouldn’t know one end from the other.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Tim friggen' Thomas:

While his politics aren't common knowledge among many hockey fans, Thomas hasn't hidden his political leanings. He's a fan of former Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck, once saying he aspired to appear on Beck's talk show as a guest.

Big Government, a website founded by conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart, celebrated Thomas as a "true Tea Party patriot" for having "In God We Trust" and the Gadsden flag on his mask. From Big Government:

In addition to displaying his support for the Tea Party on the ice, Thomas is a FreedomWorks donor, giving generously right before the historic November 2010 elections, according to the FEC.

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[rod1]

Eh.....I am betting Ketchup Boy forgot to go to the market and they simply ran out of gin-soaked raisins in the house.

[blueunicorn6]

Poor guy. All that ass kissing wore his lips off.

[True Republican Patriot]

Yep! Amen! May J. Freakin Kerry spend Eternity in Hades where he has rightfully earned the only thing he deserves in his entire Existence when GOD finally pulls the plug on him.

[Track9]

You're right, I see now. You must have been on another thread at the same time while I was going back and forth.

Love those Viking Kitties.

[NorseWood]

May he got roughed up by a TSA agent on this way back to the House.

[NorseWood]

Opps. Maybe he got roughed up by a TSA agent on this way back to the Senate.

[Fido969]

This:

Plus this:

Equals this:

[mkboyce]

Did he get another Purple Star?

[liberalh8ter]

Personally, I like this one better:

[Ernie Kaputnik]

Nah, I suspect John “Fuggin” Kerry is a closet homosexual and his boyfriend beat the crap out of him.

The only difference between Bawny Frank and John Kerry is that Bawny is an open about being a flaming queer, and Johnny is still in the closet (just like Obama).

JMO.