Live Thread: Uncle Sham Wow SOTU Address

Uncle Sham | January 24, 2012 | John W

[dforest]

So...is anybody drunk yet?

[Warthog-2]

I wish the Democrats would stop exploiting that poor woman.

[SpaceBar]

So after parading Gabriel Giffords around as a symbol of those damn Republicans and their crosshairs, the First Bratwurst enters, looking stunning in her blue dress.

[Zarro]

Gack. Hillary and Kagan.... (urp)

[From The Deer Stand]

Did Zero just bypass the Chief Justice?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Tonight, on “The Biggest Loser”....

A little skinny feller tells BIG FAT LIES!!!!

[ColdOne]

Oh Wonderful Birthday to You!

[CaptainK]

I’ll have to read this thread because I don’t have the stomach to watch this farce.

[Leep]

I sure hope it isn’t something terminal.

[Rome2000]

[KJC1]

Just got here...if no one has said it yet, let this be his last SOTU. Let’s hope he’s done packing and out by this time next year.

[VeniVidiVici]

I was born a poor, black child.

[tet68]

I don’t know, I’m depending on you guys.
No TV.NO radio.

[Boardwalk]

I peeked and I almost puked I can’t report on what he looks like.

[mardi59]

He wants to and has destroyed this country. Just seeing him suck-up applause makes me want to hurl. Blind fools.

[mylife]

Obama is laying healing hands on her now!

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

I am muting it now.

[truthkeeper]

The Boy King is all over Gabby Giffords like white on rice.

[vicar7]

Hardcore Pawn works for me I cannot handle the freak show.

[mc5cents]

Count the number of personal pronouns. Over/under is 150.

[GVnana]

OK. I’m going out to get a bottle of rot gut.

[weston]

Nice bald spot Hillary!

[Absolutely Nobama]

Will Biden fall asleep again ?

A big ol’ block of gubmint cheese says he will.

[Venturer]

He wouldnt even speak to her if it wasnt politically advantageous.

[dforest]

Reggie is prolly waiting in the wings to lick the sweat off the liar.

[pghoilman]

“I’m watching a hockey game, but I’ll follow this thread.”

Same here. Pens-Blues.
Barry disgusts me.

[jennychase]

Obama with black hair dye today

[Red Steel]

Was Scalia, Thomas, and Alito in attendance?

[Sacajaweau]

btt

[dandiegirl]

He is yellow and now I have to change channels for something entertaining. Our leaders are a joke. By the way, Hume is commenting on FOX. I’m really turned off by him. Another reason to flip the switch.

[TomGuy]

That was a short intro applause.

THANK GOODNESS.

[Rome2000]

Bonehead should have let that retard Biden introduce the communist in chief.

[Jim Robinson]

I can’t get over how much Obama resembles Alfred E. Neuman.

[AmericanInTokyo]

If one REALLY wanted to get drunk, one would down a cold one for EACH PARAGRAPH where he DOES NOT take responsibility for the sordid state of the nation, primarily the economy, and massive joblessness, lack of investor confidence, etc.

[Dengar01]

Those look like giant Christmas cards, oh God in Heaven Bobby Rush followed by Moochelle Obama, I hate Illinois!!! Someone save me from this state!!!

[dforest]

Reggie is prolly waiting in the wings to lick the sweat off the liar.

[mardi59]

Take some deep breaths./

Maybe if I hold my breath I’ll pass out and miss it! So the lies begin!!

[bigbob]

Obama looks yellow. Correction - he IS yellow.

[popdonnelly]

Justice Kagan recused herself from the State of the Union.

[jakerobins]

Getting close...LOL!

[mkmensinger]

Flyers-Panthers here. Tied at 2 at the end of 2.

[ColdOne]

Thanks, the same here. will have to read.

[Absolutely Nobama]

Proud salute ? Herr Chairman, didn’t you call the Iraq War a “mistake” ?

[pulaskibush]

What’s with the giant envelopes? Oh well, here we go! #SOTU #stateofjobs

[lucyblue]

[MagUSNRET]

Im watching on CSPAN so I do not have to hear idiots on TV drooling over the SOB

[Marcella]

I’m listening but not raising head to see the dork on TV.

[isthisnickcool]

So after parading Gabriel Giffords around as a symbol of those damn Republicans and their crosshairs, the First Bratwurst enters, looking stunning in her blue dress.

My sis saw her recently outside of Houston with her husband. She said that Gabby is a sweetheart.

[relee]

Looks gray or mighty thin near the temples

[matt04]

Didn’t take long for him to say “I.”