Posted on 01/31/2012 8:22:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I’m a little sick of hearing Rush talk about his undecided politics on the FL vote. If he wants to remain quiet about his choice, he should just stay quiet. Really sounds like he is enjoying his status as the most famous undecided voter in FL. I was under the impression Rush didn’t hold a lot of respect for undecided voters?
Go ahead and flame away. And for the record, I absolutely despise Mitt Romney. I plan on voting for Gingrich.
was up way to late ....got one of those brain shots from Mars thingies
grabbed the pen and paper .....my mind works 24/7 tryin to understand Unions and the motivations or out right in your face Goverment is God stuff.
Funny how Union title structure coupled with political correctness eliminated individualism and self reverence
Government thinks by this structure if you wanna worship....find your own catacomb
“Whomever I vote for, it isn’t because I think they can win; it’s because I like them. I like their policies.”
OMG, what a concept. Shame on you, Rush; basing your vote on policies rather than personalities. Didn’t you get the memo? ;)
Rush is not undecided. He just doesn’t like endorsing in a primary.
LOL................
Oh sorry..........hahahahah
Frankly, at $3.49⁹ per gallon, your not worth it.
Whata concept...
LOL.
God Bless Texas!
if I had that I Dream of Jeannie magic, I’d create a doll for Jeff Dunham of Romney.......a head on a stick with like 4 mouths.....if Dunham could make the different mouths answer the flip flops it would sell in record numbers
I really think it’s bad radio to constantly talk about how undecided you are. Boring: sorta moderate, don’t you think?
Personally, I cannot wait to see Romney taken apart by the media if and when he gets the nomination. It’ll be hilarious to see all Gingrich’s talking points turned back on that greasy girlyman.
Obama is a head hunter now. lol.
I think everyone who is unemployed should send Obumma their resume.
Spoken like a true Yankee.
want some coffee ? cause we don’t have any
see Doc....I relapse
lmao
Ah, I knew it! You’re in the tank for Romney. Saying people would buy a doll of Romney! You Romney lover. /sarc (for those who wouldn’t get it.)
You’re saying what I’m thinking.
Funny.
And I don’t drink!!!!!!!!
Coffee that is.
What do I win if my prediction is right? (Please be a new slate of candidates; please be a new slate of candidates. lol)
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