Posted on 02/02/2012 8:08:27 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Okay, I am taking a small hiatus from my self-deportation mentioned above—but isn’t there a Holder Fast and Furious hearing going on? Hello Rush (or whoever scours the web for him) hello!?! Enough about Noot/myth/Donald.
yes and you can learn a lot by readin the live thread
Okay I just heard a quote from Rubio from a speech ???? Anyone catch it and can remember when and where?
Yeah, and don't forget Mark Levin, the self-described defender of the Constitution, MIA on this issue as well.
Gads, FR is slow!!!!
“Who knew, going “right” is new rebellion.”
Uhh, that rebellion is as old as the good ole US of A!
sometimes I think FR is slow cause we donate so many quarters instead of dollar bills......
we got us a fat bottom server
yep.
What a bunch of gaffes this election cycle. I heard this am Trump was endorsing Noot, now I hear it’s Romney? THen I heard Noot said Trump was going to endorse him? Why would he do that if he wasn’t positive?
Makes cents....(Booooo Hisss)
has Rush put his boot on Andrew Coulter’s adam’s apple yet ?
Boy, excellent observation!
I hope we don't forgive and forget who these moles were.
Rush, that’s great! Not great that it happens, but that’s spot on analysis.
True, but if you'll remember in 08 there were a lot of folks who because of their "not gonna hold my nose" attitude they sat out and we got O. And some of that was due to El Rushbo's treatment of a flawed candidate that was running against O.
That's what I find ironic about this election. There isn't a talk show host out there that isn't positioning this election,and for the first time, as all of the candidates have flaws.
I just received an email from Newsmax that Trump was endorsing
Newt so what’s up?????
That’s the question of the day, as it seems.
Sounds to me like an all-day edition of Dueling Press Releases....or just somebody chumming for bloggers.
Sounds to me like an all-day edition of Dueling Press Releases....or just somebody chumming for bloggers.
Think he will endorse..........................
Sarah Palin!
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