The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, February 3, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I can’t believe we are still suffering because Janet Jackson showed her nipple.

[advertising guy]

outta oatmeat again huh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I think she went back to her normal perch:

[BigEdLB]

51st State...

[Ingtar]

Do trolls eat oatmeat? I thought they ate goat meat.

[advertising guy]

thx.....if I suck again this year, my resolution is to aim at the better golfers....etiquite be damned

who speaks to golf equalization, Obama ? nooooooooooo

lmao

[advertising guy]

my idea.........honest !

[gov_bean_ counter]

LOL!!!

[BigEdLB]

The Taliban eat goat meat...MALE goat meat. The females have other uses...

[sloop]

the question still haunts me

why have i never seen calista and michael jackson in the same room at the same time?

[advertising guy]

my bad.............er baddddddddd

[gov_bean_ counter]

Really.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

For some reason, people often feel compelled to stop by here to tell the posters on the thread how much they dislike Rush. While odd, it has become somewhat routine, but I certainly don’t understand why.

[BigEdLB]

David1313... as in David Axelrod?

[sloop]

ima steal it and do something similar

[advertising guy]

cause owls fly silently..............lol

[Spunky]

"The only person less relevant to me than Glen Beck is Rush Limbaugh."

It just amazes me that people who make these comments ALWAYS come to Rush and Becks threads and have to make comments about them.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

LMAO. They do certainly share skin tone, though I think her face lifts tend to run more toward Joan Rivers than Michael Jackson.

[Enterprise]

Thee canst saddle thy ass and depart this thread friend.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

The only thing less relevant than an anti-Rush troll is . . . uh . . . I can’t think of anything less relevant.