Posted on 02/03/2012 8:33:30 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I just heard on Glenn Beck that we have three carrier groups in the mid east - anybody know anything about it?
bttt
ROFL!
Mark Levin Goes Nuclear Over Romney’s Inability To Explain Conservatism (audio)
http://www.therightscoop.com/mark-levin-goes-nuclear-over-romneys-inability-to-explain-conservatism/
Any Effeminate Stasi Trolls Out There?
But Mark Levin endorses Rick Santorum?
... as the NFL gives me one more reason to NOT watch the halftime show. Thanks.
I only see the Carl Vinson in the North Arabian Sea and the Abraham Lincoln in the Persian Gulf. Of the other nine carriers, three are being worked on. There is one near Singapore that could get close quickly.
this is the 5th year about 90 to 100 of us meet at a very close golf course during half time of the superbowl....
we all meet on a par 3 hole 10 bucks is the entry and one shot...closest wins 2nd closest gets some money and no 3th place in golf........ 3td is losin
then everyone hauls butt back to the game
Bump
Outstanding. Sounds like fun.
well sorta....lol.............3 years ago I hit the flag in flight....ball riquiched off the damn green
The only person less relevant to me than Glen Beck is Rush Limbaugh. They have become to ego driven blow hards. Who cares what they have to say. The are not serious men, they are entertainers. Rush especially has gotten lazy over the years and no longer even verifies his information. He is a joke.
Well, good luck this year then.
what a cool freaking tradition
In that case, the Rush Limbaugh thread is an odd place for you to be.
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