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Slapping That Booty
Townhall.com ^ | February 13, 2012 | Mike Adams

Posted on 02/12/2012 8:57:57 PM PST by Kaslin

Dear (Name Deleted): I want to take the time to thank you for turning in your paper assignment on time and for conforming to the minimum word requirement. Unfortunately, I have some bad news: You turned in the paper assignment for your political science class. I am not your political science professor and my name is not Dr. Johnson. The mistake was understandable as you are only a senior. I am certain that such errors will be less commonplace by the time you get your doctorate. In the meantime, the good news is that I went ahead and graded your paper. The bad news is that you got a zero. It really had nothing to do with the requirements of the class you are taking under me. I hope you understand.

Please note that I am aware that you suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder. I know this because you have told me in writing, over the phone, and in person. There is no need for you to repeat yourself. I generally pay attention when people speak to me. But I am giving you the zero - not in spite of your ADD, but because of your ADD. I really think that attaching a consequence to your conduct will help you grow out of it.

Dear (Name Deleted): Thank you for your concerns over the content of our last murder lecture. These lectures can be tough and sometimes offensive – although I am rarely able to predict just what will offend students these days. In your case, you have been very specific with the basis of your personal offense. Regrettably, however, I will be unable to act upon your request. Let me explain.

When you asked me to refrain from using the term “pit bull” (when I discuss the People v. Berry dog mauling case) you were simply asking too much. I understand your concerns that “pit bulls will be unfairly stereotyped as dangerous” if (after they kill someone) we refer to their specific breed. But what you fail to understand is that the dog’s breed was a relevant fact in the murder trial. Berry chose the dog on the basis of its reputation in the hopes that it would keep people away from the illicit drug business he was operating out of his back yard. He had a pit bull but no fence. That is how the little child ended up being mauled to death.

Generally speaking, I have more concern for the lives of small children than for the reputations of dogs who cannot ever know the status of their reputations. I think if you reflect upon this you will understand that people may speak badly of pit bulls without them actually knowing it.

On a positive note, I have taken your concerns to heart. The next time a Yorkie or a Poodle mauls a small child to death I will make sure to emphasize their specific breed. That way, people will understand that pit bulls are really deeply misunderstood creatures.

Dear (Name deleted): I hope you don’t mind this unsolicited email concerning your status in my criminology class. As you know, I have a policy against coming into class late. You are always in your seat before class begins. But, recently, you have been getting up and walking out during the middle of my lectures. In fact, you do it every class period at about the same time. As you walk out of class, you generally reach into your right hand pocket. I suspect that is because you’re reaching for your cell phone in order to call your girlfriend.

Ever since I banned cell phones, guys have been getting up and leaving class to “go potty” with some regularity (no pun intended). But we all know that my cell phone policy did not really cause grown men to go potty more often. Instead, it began to interfere with their girlfriends’ rule that they must either call or text them at least once every half-hour. Since I am aware of what’s going on, I am going to implement a rule you will not like: I am hereby declaring that upon re-entry into my class, you are officially considered late. This means you will lose a point from your final average every time you step out and then step back in during my lecture.

This may seem harsh, but it will be of tremendous benefit to you. It means you will now be forced to act like a man, take charge of your relationship, and stop letting your girlfriend monitor you like a suspected terrorist. Furthermore, it may actually save your relationship. When a woman monitors you she is most likely cheating on you. She is making sure you are not nearby so she will not get caught in the process. If she isn’t cheating on you, she is very close to dumping you for someone she cannot control. Women love a challenge more than having a lapdog. Please think about what I have told you.

Dear (Name deleted): This is just a quick note to remind you of my policy concerning cell phones in the classroom. At no time am I to see or hear one of these annoying devices during one of my lectures.

I know that when your cell phone went off during our last class that it was a complete accident. I appreciate how quickly you reached into your pocket to turn it off as I was answering a student question on the topic of aggravated rape. This brings us to another issue. Please hear me out.

I know that I have not established any rules concerning the content of cell phone interruptions in my class. But I am considering a new policy in light of the nature of the incident with your cell phone.

Please, don’t get me wrong. I certainly support your right to listen to rap music celebrating the joys slapping a “booty.” I mean, DAT is your right if you’re really into booty slapping. However, (especially given that we sometimes forget to turn off our cell phones) it is perhaps unwise to program the ringer in such a way as to celebrate booty slapping every time someone calls. Know what I’m saying?

Anyway, I just thought I would share my insights with you. I wasn’t really offended. But the sensitive topic of rape should be discussed free from unanticipated celebrations of booty slapping. After all, the women might not share your love of booty slapping. And they might turn on you faster than a Yorkshire terrier.


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1 posted on 02/12/2012 8:58:03 PM PST by Kaslin
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2 posted on 02/12/2012 9:00:40 PM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin
girlfriends’ rule that they must either call or text them at least once every half-hour

Seriously? And guys do that? WTF?

/johnny

3 posted on 02/12/2012 9:16:44 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Kaslin
As a college student myself, I have to say that this guy sounds like a professor that I would avoid taking classes under if at all possible.

The first letter, regarding a person handing in a paper to the wrong professor; not something I've done, but it could happen to anyone, especially someone with ADD. It has nothing to do with being a senior. Anybody, student or otherwise, might accidently switch-up some papers. For him to make such a big deal out of it is just him being a grade A a**hole.

Second, the thing about 'bathroom breaks.' I agree, people shouldn't take calls in class, but if somebody wants to leave the room to take a call, go to the bathroom, or whatever, thats not his friggin business. College is not highschool, I pay a sh!tload of money for a service that I will use as I see fit, and no academic windbag is going to tell me I can't get up. If I want to take a piss I'll take a damn piss -- If I miss something, thats MY responsibilty and problem, not his.

4 posted on 02/12/2012 9:23:23 PM PST by NakedRampage (Puttin' the "stud" in Bible study)
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To: Kaslin

Slap that booty!

Sounds like S&M to me!


5 posted on 02/12/2012 9:25:41 PM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Future Meteorologist.)
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To: Kaslin
Feh, maybe because I teach in Engineering, I've never seen or had these problems with cell phones or students leaving to make phone calls. Sure one goes off everyone in a while, but that happens in church too.

I can tell you that 20-25% or so of the students in the room spend the time waiting for the class to start on Facebook or some-such. I have to announce somewhat loudly that I am getting started. I don't get it.

6 posted on 02/12/2012 9:36:30 PM PST by Last Dakotan
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnSWmY6azto


7 posted on 02/12/2012 9:37:01 PM PST by GILTN1stborn (Can you hear me now?)
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To: NakedRampage

Perhaps, when you gain some maturity, you will understand.

“He that has the gold makes the rules.”

Professor Adams makes the rules. Students obey the rules or suffer the consequences.

Life is like that most of the time.


8 posted on 02/12/2012 9:41:07 PM PST by Taxman (So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
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To: NakedRampage

I just finished a class in December. At first everyone was on time and then more and more started coming in late. It was a distraction to those of us who were paying a $h1tl0ad of money and were on time.


9 posted on 02/12/2012 9:41:25 PM PST by rfreedom4u (Just because someone thinks it's a good idea doesn't make it legal.)
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To: NakedRampage

I don’t think the first paper was actually handed in to the wrong professor...

It was just written very poorly...


10 posted on 02/12/2012 9:41:30 PM PST by ltc8k6
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To: Kaslin

So, educators are God’s gift, in love with the sound of their own voice, and have an unusual fetish for the elimination processes of complete strangers. What else is new?


11 posted on 02/12/2012 9:43:06 PM PST by AnTiw1 (I lived through a mormon hell, I will not live in a country with a mormon president.)
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To: NakedRampage

Love it!!


12 posted on 02/12/2012 10:01:28 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: ltc8k6

lol.

If the paper was on a totally different topic, it was indeed very very poorly written.


13 posted on 02/12/2012 10:08:51 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: NakedRampage

As a former college student myself, I respectfully disagree.
The issue here is largely one of respect.
In a sense, any interruption has a compression wave effect on whatever is going on. Think about how one car slowing down or changing lanes inappropriately can cause a long delay on the interstate, for instance.

I do not think that it is respectful of other students (particularly those with “ADD” or “ADHD”, who may get completely thrown off track by a call or text session) or the professor’s time and talents to use a phone in class or get up and disturb it for any light reason. We learned in church and elementary school to take our restroom breaks prior to the beginning to avoid just that sort of interruption.

As an adult student, I always alerted my professors to the fact that I could have certain work/family/legal calls that were always going to buzz regardless of my phone status - in an emergency only - and that only this would limit my compliance with their policies.

You are right, students are adults and pay for their college credits (some of them, most are on the dole from daddy or Uncle Sugar) and so have the right to “use [the service] as [they] see fit.” However, it can impact more than just “miss[ing] something” for that student, so they should accept the responsibility for that grown up decision to waste time and money for themselves and others and not complain if there are consequences which could impact their grade or subsequent time and money when they have to retake a failed course. Adults get to learn from their mistakes, too.


14 posted on 02/12/2012 10:09:54 PM PST by Apogee
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To: ltc8k6

I thought it was downloaded from the internet and the student didn’t bother to change the vital statistics.

BUT even if the student did honestly hand in the wrong paper, it sounds like the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back!


15 posted on 02/12/2012 10:10:10 PM PST by madameguinot (Our Father's God to Thee, Author of Liberty)
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To: NakedRampage

College students can’t hold it in for an hour?!!
Ever heard of using the potty before class?

I wish cell phones were never invented. They are the rudest contraptions ever created.


16 posted on 02/12/2012 10:12:48 PM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: NakedRampage

I had a similar professor when I went to school. If you were late by even one minute, you got a zero. Didn’t turn in your work on time, you got a zero. Failed a quiz/test, you got a zero. Three zeroes and you failed the class. No questions. Oh, and you weren’t welcome to continue with his class once you got to three for that semester.

As a freshman (undecided at the time), I heard this speech on the first day of his class in my first semester. I decided to “avoid” him and quickly switched to another class that semester. All those rules would certainly get in the way of my social commitments.

As time went by and I chose my major you couldn’t get past “Go” to collect your $200 without going through his courses. So I bucked up and played by his rules. It was one of the best decisions of my life. He was a total SOB but in the “Paper Chase” kinda way. At the end of school he was an advisor and somewhat of a friend.

That went down 27 years ago. To this day I play by those rules in my day to day. The bottom line is that his rules helped reinforce the concepts of commitment, time management, hard work and respect for others and their time. I like to think I’m a better person for it.


17 posted on 02/12/2012 10:16:42 PM PST by RedCell (Honor thy Father (9/6/07) - Semper Fi / "...it is their duty, to throw off such government...")
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To: Apogee

So what if I have to get up and take a piss at the movies....do your standards apply there as well?


18 posted on 02/12/2012 10:21:43 PM PST by superfries
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To: RedCell

Red Cell, not everyone conforms....the Marine Corps made you conform and then asked you to adapt and overcome........your teacher was a academic asshole who made you bend to his will....just because you learned something from it didn’t make it right.


19 posted on 02/12/2012 10:25:11 PM PST by superfries
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To: superfries

That teacher was there to teach, not babysit. He obviously taught discipline which is much lacking in today’s youth. Having fun is more important than learning.


20 posted on 02/12/2012 10:30:23 PM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

If I needed discipline I would get myself a gunny .....not a teacher.


22 posted on 02/12/2012 10:39:10 PM PST by superfries
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To: superfries

I try to be consistent.
If I am with kids (rarely appropriate), I may sit on the last row by the door.
While flirting with situational ethics here, a movie is not the investment for myself or others that an education is. Even so, talking and getting up and down should be minimal, again out of respect. Are you saying it does not bother you when the people on the row in front of you fidget, stand, text, or talk throughout the movie? Probably not.
I am not saying I am a tyrant about it, myself, and it is better to be wronged than to wrong others in return - but there are lines - I will ask a patron to stop cursing in front of me and mine, and the rest of us, or a neighbor to turn down music with word that I don’t want to explain to my kids just yet, no problemo.


23 posted on 02/12/2012 10:40:22 PM PST by Apogee
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

You and I obviously disagree, why don’t we leave it at that?


24 posted on 02/12/2012 10:41:12 PM PST by superfries
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To: Taxman

Life may be like Proff Adams and you would like it to be inside the classroom but outside of the academic environment....Prof Adams “I make the rules attitude” will have consequences as well.....and they will not bode well for him.....this I can assure you. Everyone has their little power play, their little area of opwer but when you become overbearing it tends to have negative consequences.


25 posted on 02/12/2012 10:52:12 PM PST by superfries
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To: superfries

The whole Adams column was about personal responsibility and respect for one’s teachers.

I think that there was more to the ADD wrong paper student than was written about.

However, I have tremendous respect for my college teachers from the old days. Most were not egotistical assholes, but hardworking, professional, and caring. Even one of my leftist, Give Castro a chance, professors was one of my best teachers.

The worst were two French teachers, both who either studied at the Sorbonne or taught there - egotistical bitches. The other French teacher was a real gentleman who understood that American students did not learn verbal French in High School, and needed a modified approach in his efforts.

Other than one old bitty English teacher, the rest (AA, BA, and graduate school, plus overseas studies), were really good people and deserving of respect.

If you give respect, you get respect. It’s that simple.

I’m glad that cell phones didn’t exist in my days in school. I actually learned something, and eventually married my girlfriend without a myriad of disruptive phone calls.


26 posted on 02/12/2012 11:12:58 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Kaslin

This is hysterical. He got laughs out of me.


27 posted on 02/12/2012 11:23:13 PM PST by Sick of Lefties
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

Especially considering the annoyingly inane ringtones people choose (and in some cases even the default tones chosen by their provider).

So often it belongs to the cubicle neighbor who leaves his phone on his desk while he spends his day in meetings, and has a wife/mistress/daughter who has to call every thirty minutes.

They don’t realize, or maybe don’t care, how revealing it is of their taste. It also leads one to speculate whether the rest of their life reflects their taste in ringtones.

Its psychology must be the equivalent of “my stuff don’t stink.”


28 posted on 02/12/2012 11:33:14 PM PST by Erasmus (Able was I ere I saw this crappy little island.)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop
The funniest one I encountered was in the grocery store...I was pushing my cart down the aisle and at the other end, heading in my direction was a fellow carrying on a conversation with.......no one....

I had to decide to turn around cause there was a nut heading my way or just keep going down the aisle and not look at him.....

I chose to keep going down the aisle and when he passed me I noticed he had an ear phone and was talking to someone. I busted out laughing and had to tell him I was glad he wasn't a nut but I had never seen those kinds of phones before. Even he got a chuckle out of it....

29 posted on 02/13/2012 12:03:14 AM PST by goat granny
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN

The ring on my other cell phone was a rooster crowing. Was disappointed when it wasn’t offered on my new cell phone...A little hard of hearing you know and I wouldn’t mistake my ring for someone elses...


30 posted on 02/13/2012 12:05:54 AM PST by goat granny
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

“They are the rudest contraptions ever created.”

If I’m going into a meeting I put mine on vibrate and ignore it. Sometimes just talking with a person at the store, etc. my phone will go off and they stop talking waiting for me to answer it, and some will even look at me and say “aren’t you going to answer that?”

“Um, no - I’m talking with you right now.” That always floors people. And sometimes I’ll add “If it’s important they’ll leave a message and I’ll call them right back.”


31 posted on 02/13/2012 12:13:18 AM PST by 21twelve
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To: goat granny

I’ve been startled by my cell phone’s loud ring tone. It’s not the tone itself but the volume is a little louder than the average ring tone. I’ll hear it going off in my purse.

I’ve been sound asleep when the phone rang and I damn near jumped out of my skin!


32 posted on 02/13/2012 12:39:34 AM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Future Meteorologist.)
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Psssst!!!

33 posted on 02/13/2012 12:46:43 AM PST by Bradís Gramma (PRAY for this country like your life depends on it....)
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To: JRandomFreeper

It’s pretty funny. My best friend, who happens to be a female, has two different guys she is dating. One time I went out for breakfast with her and one of the guys, and I noticed that she would go through his cell phone records and ask him “why didn’t you call me during your lunch??”. I just assumed she kept people on a short leash.

The observation that they are cheating on you is apparently quite accurate! LOL


34 posted on 02/13/2012 1:43:30 AM PST by Apollo5600
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To: NakedRampage

As a college student myself, I completely disagree. Most students are pretty freaking stupid and refuse to take responsibility for anything even after years of schooling. We’re not in Highschool. We’re supposed to be somewhat professional and committed to our work.


35 posted on 02/13/2012 1:45:26 AM PST by Apollo5600
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To: NakedRampage

As a former college student.
My Dean who also happened to be the professor/teacher of my major explained in simple terms to me once the following.
There is waiting list for this class- either be on time and prepared or drop the class.
It was disrespectful on my part to be late, not show up or be distracted- even though I was paying my money to take class.

A life lesson that more should learn. When in the working world the employer does not need an unprepared or distracted worker.
Also it is encumbent on the employee to show up on time and ready to work.

In todays economy— more students could benefit from my life lesson.
There are many waiting for a job- if I choose to not show up, turn in substandard work or be distracted there are many waiting in the wings to take my place.


36 posted on 02/13/2012 1:49:33 AM PST by Nailbiter
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To: superfries

Sure are a lot of dumbasses here who don’t know Mike Adams but pretend they do by playing a tough ass.

If you think Mike Adams is tough from this I know an Occupy camp you can join.


37 posted on 02/13/2012 1:53:39 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (Obama's War on Prosperity is killing me)
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To: Kaslin
Jeez...I do some adjunct lecture work occasionally at a local University.
I really do not think I could survive w/out charges being brought if I worked at a U.S.A. College.
38 posted on 02/13/2012 1:57:03 AM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: NakedRampage

You have obviously never read a column by Mike Adams. He writes satire


39 posted on 02/13/2012 3:56:32 AM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Sick of Lefties

Well if you have read Mike Adams’ columns then you know he writes mostly satire


40 posted on 02/13/2012 4:02:53 AM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: goat granny

One day I called an end user to help troubleshoot her computer problem and she had one of those phones that give the caller music instead of a ring tone.

The song she chose? “I’ll be Around” by The Spinners, with the tag line, “Whenever you call me I’ll be there”.

I don’t care who you are, that there is funny.


41 posted on 02/13/2012 4:19:25 AM PST by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: Kaslin
Ever since I banned cell phones …

We didn’t have cell phones when I was in school but in the early 80s wristwatches with alarms became common and affordable. I was a company operations NCO, every NCO I knew wore one. Our battalion Operations Officer held “one hour meetings” that always lasted a extra half hour to a hour. We started setting our alarms for one hour. It drove the major nuts. He finally banned watches from his meetings.

42 posted on 02/13/2012 4:24:37 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: superfries
.Prof Adams “I make the rules attitude” will have consequences as well.....and they will not bode well for him.....this I can assure you.

I LOL at you! Yeah, Mike Adams is is hated - just hated.

43 posted on 02/13/2012 4:26:26 AM PST by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Apollo5600
The observation that they are cheating on you is apparently quite accurate!

I'm in my early sixties, and I'd never heard that one before .... although I suppose it grew up in the last 25 years or so, since cells became common. Unintended consequences of modern technology -- women cheating on their men while managing them like dancing bears.

The dancing-bear bit has been around a while, though.

44 posted on 02/13/2012 4:55:20 AM PST by lentulusgracchus
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Bump to Dr. Adams.


45 posted on 02/13/2012 5:13:04 AM PST by upchuck (Let's have the Revolution NOW before we get dumbed down to the point that we can't.)
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To: NakedRampage

“... it could happen to anyone, especially someone with ADD”

It actually did happen to me. Fortunately, it was a 400 level class (smaller class size) and the Professor caught the mistake before I left. The reason wasn’t ADD. It was simply that I was taking a full load of college courses, and working 38 hours a week. I had gotten about 2-3 hours of sleep a night for about ten days. Quite frankly... I was exhausted and my brain was simply fried. My point is not all college students just go to school. Many have jobs and other responsibilities. Thankfully, my Professors (at the time) remembered when they were students and had a bit of empathy rather than sarcasm. IMHO.


46 posted on 02/13/2012 5:15:33 AM PST by momtothree
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In other articles, Dr. Adams has observed - probably with some poetic exaggeration - that the vast majority of his students “have ADD” or claim some other disability that prevents their behaving like adults in his class. If the student in question isn’t wholly fictional, and if he made a genuine error, it’s probable that the instructors of the two different classes could simply exchange the papers they’d been given. If the other professor hadn’t been given a Criminal Justice paper (Dr. Adams’s subject), then the student was blowing smoke.

I was interested (as a mother of teen boys) in the part about their having to check in with their girlfriends on a strict schedule. My Bill will be able to avoid this by explaining that his parents don’t let him have a cellphone!


47 posted on 02/13/2012 5:31:32 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fire in the sky, lava in the ocean ... waiting for the next explosion.)
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To: savedbygrace

In my voice mail message I say, “hold on, I can’t find my phone!”. It is funny how many people will say that tricks them into waiting! I’ve gotten more than a few laughs out of that one.


48 posted on 02/13/2012 6:27:15 AM PST by grame (May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
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To: Kaslin

I’ve seen a pack of Toy Poodles take down a grizzly and leave just a skeleton in five minutes. Don’t let that hair cut fool you.....they’re cold-blooded killers.


49 posted on 02/13/2012 6:36:50 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: NakedRampage
College is not highschool, I pay a sh!tload of money for a service that I will use as I see fit, and no academic windbag is going to tell me I can't get up.

Interesting, and revealing, comment. I suppose that sh!tload of money entitles you to a 4.0 GPA.

You're right when you say college is not high school. You aren't there to socialize and screw around, you should be there to prepare yourself for the competition of the big, bad world.

Your professor is your boss, not the other way around.

50 posted on 02/13/2012 6:49:28 AM PST by Night Hides Not (My dream ticket for 2012 is John Galt & Dagny Taggart!)
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