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Democrat Introduces Bill Banning Masturbation (Oklahoma)
Fox News ^ | February 08, 2012 | Michael Allen

Posted on 02/14/2012 9:36:42 PM PST by Paleo Conservative

Oklahoma’s proposed anti-abortion Senate Bill 1433 states a fetus “at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.”

In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment......


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; US: Oklahoma
KEYWORDS: abortion; abortocrats; constancejohnson; constantjohnson; contestjohnson; disturbation; eggheads; jerkban; libtards; masterdebater; mentaldisorder; monkeyspankban; napl; nocontest; savethemales; spermspillbill; spermula; wanker
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I had to excerpt.

Apparently she is waging this campaign single handedly.

1 posted on 02/14/2012 9:36:51 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: Paleo Conservative

bump for laughs later...

gnite.


2 posted on 02/14/2012 9:38:20 PM PST by Gasshog (going to get what all those libs asked for, but its not what they expected.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

What a wankjob; she must have eaten too much choked chicken jerky.


3 posted on 02/14/2012 9:40:35 PM PST by rfp1234 (RFP's Law: Whoever blames Bush first shall lose the argument.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

she needs a good spankin’


4 posted on 02/14/2012 9:41:31 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Paleo Conservative

I think this would best be taken up as a statewide referendum so everybody had a chance to go into the ballot box and pull the lever.


5 posted on 02/14/2012 9:42:08 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Paleo Conservative

A liberal idiot showing a complete lack of knowledge of science. Sperm alone is not a person. It is when it unites with an egg that a new, distinct person is formed.


6 posted on 02/14/2012 9:44:19 PM PST by Pinkbell
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To: Paleo Conservative

She’s a sexist too; the amendment targets only men’s aimless spermicide but says nothing about women abusing their own ova.


7 posted on 02/14/2012 9:44:25 PM PST by rfp1234 (RFP's Law: Whoever blames Bush first shall lose the argument.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

I’ll just leave this here (obligatory Monty Python reference):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

:)


8 posted on 02/14/2012 9:50:17 PM PST by PissAndVinegar
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To: Paleo Conservative

She appears to be having a spat with her battery-powered boyfriend.


9 posted on 02/14/2012 9:50:48 PM PST by taxcutisapayraise (Making Statism Unpopular)
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To: Pinkbell
A liberal idiot showing a complete lack of knowledge of science. Sperm alone is not a person. It is when it unites with an egg that a new, distinct person is formed.

Well, you have to give her credit for being half right. :=)

I do have to wonder, though, what her gay constituents think about the requirement that the target of the sperm must be a vagina?

10 posted on 02/14/2012 9:50:58 PM PST by Bob
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To: Paleo Conservative

I thought this was Christine O’Donnell’s issue? It seems is all good when the libs weigh in.


11 posted on 02/14/2012 9:52:05 PM PST by outofstyle (Down All the Days)
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To: Paleo Conservative

And just how do they propose to enforce this law, considering that 99.9999 percent of masturbation takes place in private?


12 posted on 02/14/2012 9:53:25 PM PST by doc1019 (Romney will never get my vote!)
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To: Paleo Conservative

first dibs on the blondie lesbo in the background

that ndegeocello (sic) thing really moves me..i’m a sucker for it


13 posted on 02/14/2012 9:56:00 PM PST by wardaddy (I am a social conservative. My political party left me(again). They can go to hell in a bucket.)
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To: Paleo Conservative
How does she square that bill with her party's undying support for Sex Ed Planned Parenthood Style ?
14 posted on 02/14/2012 9:56:52 PM PST by Baynative (Please check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIcZkEzc8I)
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To: Joe 6-pack

LMAO!


15 posted on 02/14/2012 9:57:57 PM PST by Greystoke
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To: Paleo Conservative

Jocelyn Elder is not laughing!


16 posted on 02/14/2012 10:02:27 PM PST by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: Greystoke

Dammit...I meant to say “voting booth”, not “ballot box.” Been a long day :-)


17 posted on 02/14/2012 10:03:35 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Some folks are just too stupid to exist.


18 posted on 02/14/2012 10:04:20 PM PST by doc1019 (Romney will never get my vote!)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Someone needs to come over the top and add an amendment condemning Joycelyn Elders work in the ‘intergenerational intimacy’ field.

Make these bastards own the whole package.

http://www.thepublicdiscourse.com/2011/12/4440


19 posted on 02/14/2012 10:04:22 PM PST by rwilson99 (Please tell me how the words "shall not perish and have everlasting life" would NOT apply to Mary.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Is it necessary for one to be caught in the act or will a confession suffice?


20 posted on 02/14/2012 10:05:00 PM PST by davisfh
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To: Paleo Conservative

"Go away...'batin."

21 posted on 02/14/2012 10:12:54 PM PST by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: Paleo Conservative
And she is going to prosecute men for 'burping the bishop' how? Make residents label their trash with their street address so forensics techs can dig out tissues to look for incriminating DNA evidence? Typical Oprah-watching, abortion-on-demand, urban liberal black female. I'll bet she and her battery-powered friend have many a late night fantasy about Tavis Smiley. In her mind, the part of the failure of her semi-isolated, gang-bang, hippity-hippity-hop culture is due to restrictions on indulging in self-genocide because her fellow sistas can't keep their thighs together, and a lack of Other People's Money to pay for it when they can't. Smarmy piglet.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

22 posted on 02/14/2012 10:31:39 PM PST by Viking2002 (Hey, Urkel. Frack THIS!)
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To: Paleo Conservative

This would effectively outlaw all gay activity. Woops!


23 posted on 02/14/2012 10:38:30 PM PST by ari-freedom
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To: Paleo Conservative

Such an embarrassment this person is-—not even understanding fundamental biology. Democrats are brainless—they can never argue anything because they are dumb.

Many Germans remarked how the SA Brownshirts were so rude and vulgar and obnoxious-—they were intellectual midgets—especially Hitler—who was uncouth and called a “madman” by many. They were fascists/socialists.

They just wanted control over other people and they couldn’t do it with intellectual discussion-—it was by thuggery and destroying the Rule of Law.

These Democrats are nothing but Nazi Brownshirts-—they act exactly the same way. They are just as disgusting. OWS and ACORN thugs are the same disgusting defecating fascists.


24 posted on 02/14/2012 10:39:04 PM PST by savagesusie (Right Reason According to Nature = Just Law)
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To: Paleo Conservative; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
She's just yanking your chain.


25 posted on 02/14/2012 10:47:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
everybody had a chance to go into the ballot box and pull the lever

I'll pass and let that lever go unpulled, button unpushed, whatever.

26 posted on 02/14/2012 10:53:13 PM PST by cynwoody
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To: doc1019
No need for enforcement. Just make another Law mandating that every dwelling has to have a picture of this Woman, or Michelle Obama, hanging on every wall in every room.

This will probably mean that Contraceptives will be unnecessary as well, so Religious Institutions and Health Insurance Companies won't have to comply with the Dear Leaders pronouncement.

Abortions will plummet as well, so Planned Parenthood will go out if business before you know it.

Sounds like a win-win to me. This woman is a genius, surpassing the intelligence of both Barbara Boxer and Maxine Waters in one fell swoop.

27 posted on 02/14/2012 10:57:33 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
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To: Paleo Conservative
Constance Johnson

Johnson? That's the last name? LOL.

28 posted on 02/14/2012 11:03:20 PM PST by Darren McCarty (Rick Santorum in the primary)
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To: Paleo Conservative

This should be passed by every legislative body both State and Federal in the interest of stopping the circle jerk some call government...


29 posted on 02/14/2012 11:05:58 PM PST by montanajoe
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To: Paleo Conservative

She must be related to this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg


30 posted on 02/14/2012 11:14:16 PM PST by bramps (Cama, Cama, Cama Chameleon.)
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To: Kickass Conservative

“Abortions will plummet as well, so Planned Parenthood will go out if business before you know it.”

On the other hand, suicides would skyrocket so there will be another avenue of revenue for these death dealers.


31 posted on 02/14/2012 11:14:27 PM PST by ari-freedom
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To: Paleo Conservative

Does she propose that getting caught red-handed result in a stiff sentence? Methinks this proposal is mere lip service regarding the penal code, a limp-wristed effort at anti-abortion law.

What can you expect from a lesbo who doesn’t know dick about it?


32 posted on 02/14/2012 11:40:46 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Could you imagine the howling from the left/media and late night comedians that would ensue had something like this been introduced by a Republican? Since a dem is behind such insanity, it will go ignored by the MSM.


33 posted on 02/14/2012 11:56:16 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Slings and Arrows

“In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to the bill that read: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

She’s just arguing a fictitious character’s version of “reckless abandonment” from Legally Blonde.

I know...it’s a movie. ;o)


34 posted on 02/15/2012 12:22:07 AM PST by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: Paleo Conservative
In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to the bill that read: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

I've encountered many things that can be described as ridiculous...this may literally be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. I'd have to search my memory banks but it'd be difficult for this to come in any less than tied for first...

35 posted on 02/15/2012 12:25:06 AM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: Pinkbell
A liberal idiot showing a complete lack of knowledge of science. Sperm alone is not a person. It is when it unites with an egg that a new, distinct person is formed.

Doesn't matter. That's far too complex for the people that vote for her to understand.

36 posted on 02/15/2012 12:33:02 AM PST by expat1000
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To: Joe 6-pack

Here in PA we have to “touch the screen” to cast our votes.


37 posted on 02/15/2012 12:36:58 AM PST by Nextrush (PRESIDENT SARAH PALIN IS MY DREAM)
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To: Paleo Conservative

What a dumb jack off (mind the pun) this woman is


38 posted on 02/15/2012 1:02:47 AM PST by yank in the UK ( A liberal mocking Christianity. I asked "why don't you mock Islam?" he replied "Muslims are violent)
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To: Joe 6-pack

If the Rats are counting the votes, they will literally get into the ballot box to mess with them.


39 posted on 02/15/2012 1:36:05 AM PST by rfp1234 (RFP's Law: Whoever blames Bush first shall lose the argument.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

But...but, what am I supposed to do when stopped at red lights?


40 posted on 02/15/2012 1:45:13 AM PST by Safetgiver (I'd rather die under a free American sky than live under a Socialist regime.)
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To: Pinkbell

But spermatozoa are alive.


41 posted on 02/15/2012 1:57:12 AM PST by Savage Beast (Only a powerful intellect and internal moral compass can resist the incessant barrage of propaganda.)
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To: rfp1234
It's so unfair. A woman produces only a handfull of ova in a lifetime, whereas a man produces zillions of spermatozoa every day, and we must take the responsibility for all those unmatched and doomed little things--oh all right, half-things.
42 posted on 02/15/2012 2:04:40 AM PST by Savage Beast (Only a powerful intellect and internal moral compass can resist the incessant barrage of propaganda.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

I doubt many men have ever spanked their chicken with an image of her in mind.


43 posted on 02/15/2012 2:09:38 AM PST by Venturer
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To: doc1019

>>And just how do they propose to enforce this law, considering that 99.9999 percent of masturbation takes place in private?<<

The answer is obvious - hire a million new state employers with $100K/year salaries to act as compliance workers.

The stupidity, greed and evil that pervades the minds of LIBs knows no bounds.


44 posted on 02/15/2012 2:28:51 AM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: Paleo Conservative
Get that jerk off the Senate floor!

Of course, it would be a Democrat that would make killing babies morally equivalent to masturbating.
45 posted on 02/15/2012 2:33:04 AM PST by aruanan
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To: rfp1234
She’s a sexist too; the amendment targets only men’s aimless spermicide but says nothing about women abusing their own ova.

Women don't abuse their own ova via masturbation. They're automatically discarded monthly if not used.
46 posted on 02/15/2012 2:35:12 AM PST by aruanan
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To: doc1019

>>And just how do they propose to enforce this law, considering that 99.9999 percent of masturbation takes place in private?<<

The answer is obvious - hire a million new state employers with $100K/year salaries to act as compliance workers.

The stupidity, greed and evil that pervades the minds of LIBs knows no bounds.


47 posted on 02/15/2012 2:37:00 AM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: Nextrush
"...Here in PA we have to “touch the screen” to cast our votes..."

Eeeeeewwwwww...

48 posted on 02/15/2012 3:09:55 AM PST by rlmorel ("A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." Winston Churchill)
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To: Bob

Those goobemint free condoms are gonna get in her amendments way.....


49 posted on 02/15/2012 3:31:20 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Another instance of the Democrats trying to get their HANDS into everything we do.


50 posted on 02/15/2012 4:12:50 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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