Skip to comments.Obama Trip to Lock Factory Evokes Smelly High School Gym Memories
Posted on 02/17/2012 8:54:22 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
MILWAUKEE, Wisc. Though President Obama went to Master Lock Co. in Milwaukee, Wis., to champion a payroll tax cut extension and extol the virtues of continued economic vitality, he began his remarks with a memory that evokes - at least for most men an image of fungal rather than economic growth.
You know, I was thinking about my gym locker in high school, Obama said to chuckles of laughter from the audience of Master Lock workers.
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He started out having the lock sawed off his locker and today he’s sawing the locks off everybody’s lockers.
Obama, “Say, being here reminds me of a time in
high school when some joker put a pad lock on
my testicles......any of you want to try a
combination on this thing?
Obama still stinks, after all these years.
I bet his limo smells the same plus the white hut.
So he said in so many words: “you stink.” And people call this guy likeable?
In case you forget your combination
The Middle-East is boiling.......the American economy is in the toilet.....unemployment is horrific.....and he’s thinking about his gym locker.
“Mr. President, what are you thinking about today?”
“Oranges....I’m thinking about oranges. Why are oranges orange but apples are red instead of apple? I went to Harvard law school.”
Obama is dumber than donuts.
Al Gore is still looking for the combination to his LOCK BOX.
So....I’m assuming that Obama was talking about his habit of smelling jock straps after everyone in the locker room had left?
He was on the varsity croquet team, captain of the badminton team, and equipment manager for the varsity chess team (that’s where he got his executive experience too).
He threw away the king and the queen because they are part of the 1%. Next he planned to get rid of the bishops.
“Pawns of the World, Unite!”
Kim Cattrall, was definitely Not Guilty back then.
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