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To: humblegunner; Jim Robinson
So explain your crying to teacher in post #91.

Looking for help with something you can’t handle?

Since you have successfully hijacked this thread, which is a no no, and the playground isn't available anymore to allow us to settle our differences, I'll leave it up to the Principal.......

123 posted on 02/23/2012 2:59:06 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (The only solution to this primary is a shoot out! Last person standing picks the candidate)
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To: Hot Tabasco; humblegunner
I think I figured out his problem...

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord; I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mind for a day. Amen." God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate. Awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, & drove them to school. He came home and picked up the dry cleaning, taking it to the cleaners. Stopped at the bank to make a deposit. Went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries. Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. Cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was already 1PM.

He hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. He then set up the ironing board, and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was "expected" to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bead and prayed "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back again".

The Lord in His infinite wisdom replied "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months though; you got pregnant list night!"

That's humblegunner...

159 posted on 02/23/2012 4:22:55 PM PST by bcsco
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