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Hillary Clinton Close Encounter at Sea with MASSIVE Whale
TMZ ^ | February 24, 2012

Posted on 02/24/2012 5:30:51 AM PST by maggief

This is a story about Hillary Clinton's whale tail -- yes, the Secretary of State put her life on the line -- going face-to-face with a giant creature ... and TMZ has the pics.

Hills was in Los Cabos, Mexico last weekend for the G20 summit -- but before the snooze fest kicked off ... she went whale watching!

Madam Secretary was taking in the sights with a bunch of diplomats ... when one of the massive mammals rocked her world by rubbing up against her dinghy. Based on the photos, Hillary's lucky she made it back to shore.

Thar she blows!!!


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events
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No sure if TMZ didn't get those arrows reversed.


1 posted on 02/24/2012 5:30:52 AM PST by maggief
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To: maggief

What is it with her and the color Green???


2 posted on 02/24/2012 5:32:01 AM PST by TheGunny
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To: maggief

Is that Hillary in the water??


3 posted on 02/24/2012 5:32:31 AM PST by goseminoles
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To: maggief

If this had of been a boat full of proles, they’d all have been arrested and subject to enormous fines.


4 posted on 02/24/2012 5:32:43 AM PST by Tea Party Terrorist
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To: maggief
Thanks for the distinction. I was wondering which was which. /sarc
5 posted on 02/24/2012 5:33:08 AM PST by duckman (Go Newt...)
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To: goseminoles

The whale was thinking the same thing.


6 posted on 02/24/2012 5:33:22 AM PST by malos (Call Me Inpressed)
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To: maggief

That’s no whale...that’s Rosie O’Donnell!


7 posted on 02/24/2012 5:33:43 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: maggief

The whale TRIED to knock over the dinghy but with BIGBOTTOM in the boat, the ballast was TOO MUCH, even for a whale.


8 posted on 02/24/2012 5:34:20 AM PST by cloudmountain
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To: maggief
Thar she blows!!!

In a story about Hillary Clinton?

The jokes just write themselves.

9 posted on 02/24/2012 5:34:24 AM PST by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom. We have ideas-the Dems only have ideology.)
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To: maggief
I hope the whale wasn't too frightened by the ordeal.


10 posted on 02/24/2012 5:35:00 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Tea Party Terrorist

good to be a 1 percenter


11 posted on 02/24/2012 5:35:30 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: TheGunny

Does red make my a55 look big? Yes


12 posted on 02/24/2012 5:35:39 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: maggief

Restraining my fingers . . .

sort of . . .

Though I really don’t blame the whale.

Talk about a whale of a gag reflex.


13 posted on 02/24/2012 5:36:09 AM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: maggief

I see Moochelle was out for her daily float again.


14 posted on 02/24/2012 5:38:04 AM PST by formosa (Formosa)
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To: maggief

...SNAPPER!...I mean sniper sniper


15 posted on 02/24/2012 5:38:40 AM PST by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: maggief

Did the whale want to mate?


16 posted on 02/24/2012 5:39:10 AM PST by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: maggief
Hillary's lucky she made it back to shore.

One person's luck is another's misfortune.....

17 posted on 02/24/2012 5:39:25 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (The only solution to this primary is a shoot out! Last person standing picks the candidate)
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To: TheGunny

I thought that Moochelle was in Aspen.


18 posted on 02/24/2012 5:46:52 AM PST by wbill
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To: maggief
No sure if TMZ didn't get those arrows reversed.

dont be silly....Whales ain't got no Cankles!


19 posted on 02/24/2012 5:47:32 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: maggief
Can't the whale say the same thing?
20 posted on 02/24/2012 5:54:48 AM PST by Why So Serious (There is no cure for stupidity!!!)
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To: maggief

The whale saw a kindred spirit. Good thing Moochell wasn’t in attendance.


21 posted on 02/24/2012 5:56:21 AM PST by IbJensen ("The heart of the wise inclines to the right")
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To: maggief

22 posted on 02/24/2012 5:59:06 AM PST by Jabba the Nutt (.Are they stupid, malicious or evil?)
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To: Jabba the Nutt

No, no, no no! It’s supposed to be, “Nuke the GAY BABY whales!”


23 posted on 02/24/2012 6:05:55 AM PST by rex regnum insanit (falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus)
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To: maggief
Your tax dollars at work. lol


24 posted on 02/24/2012 6:05:59 AM PST by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: maggief

A whale? But I thought moochelle was in Aspen?


25 posted on 02/24/2012 6:11:45 AM PST by rfreedom4u (Just because someone thinks it's a good idea doesn't make it legal.)
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To: rfreedom4u

The jokes here will write themselves. Coming back to this thread later tonight when I have a few in me.


26 posted on 02/24/2012 6:20:23 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Most Conservative in the Primary, the Republican Nominee in the General.)
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To: maggief

Where is Moby-Dick when you need him?


27 posted on 02/24/2012 6:27:01 AM PST by FreeAtlanta (Liberty and Justice for ALL)
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To: FreeAtlanta

uh...Harlem?


28 posted on 02/24/2012 6:35:29 AM PST by gnickgnack2 (QUESTION obama's AUTHORITY)
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To: maggief

The whale saw Hillary and tried to mate.....


29 posted on 02/24/2012 6:37:13 AM PST by baddog 219
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To: maggief
HILLARY: "Hey! I can see my reflection in the water!"

MAN: "Uh.....that's not your reflection!"

30 posted on 02/24/2012 6:39:05 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: EQAndyBuzz

the hildabeast greets big sis


31 posted on 02/24/2012 6:39:35 AM PST by sasquatch
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To: SMARTY

I assume it’s been awhile since anybody “rubbed up against her dinghy”...


32 posted on 02/24/2012 7:15:57 AM PST by jagusafr ("Write in Palin and prepare for war...")
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To: jagusafr

Ha!!! But her Captain’s dinghy has been busy!!


33 posted on 02/24/2012 7:21:16 AM PST by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: maggief

34 posted on 02/24/2012 7:29:49 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: Hatteras; maggief

I was totally expecting that graphic...but it still gives me a neck-snapping pisschill every time.


35 posted on 02/24/2012 7:33:04 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Carterize Obama in November)
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To: maggief

Or, “Whale has encounter with MASSIVE Hillary!”. :-)


36 posted on 02/24/2012 7:36:02 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: maggief

Shamu meets Namu!


37 posted on 02/24/2012 7:38:30 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: maggief

The only way to tell the difference would be to look and see which has the “cankles”.


38 posted on 02/24/2012 7:47:12 AM PST by dforest
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To: maggief

OK OK. I could take almost all of that but the part that said the whale “rubbed up against her dinghy” made me lose it...


39 posted on 02/24/2012 7:55:52 AM PST by China Clipper ( Animals? Sure I like animals. See? There they are next to the potatoes!)
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These have probably already been posted by sharp FReepers:

“The picture or captions are upside down.”

“The smile on her face says she has been re-united with her mother.”

“That boat is safe. With that amount of ballast, the whale (in the water) won’t be able to capsize it.”

“Which one has more barnacles attached to it?”

“Slippery eel meets whale.”

“She needs to sit down to reduce the risk of the boat turning over.”

“They are going to need a tow in. There is no way they put enough fuel on board to lug that lard-@$$.”

“Whale watching? Why the Hell did she spend taxpayer dollars to go to Cabo? She could just look in the mirror!”

“That poor whale. Memory scarred for life.”

“We don’t need no stinkin’ captions! We can see Hellary clear as day, right next to the boat.”

“Whale of a time? Misprint. Actual headline: Whale and a Slime.”


40 posted on 02/26/2012 12:23:23 PM PST by Henchster (Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
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