Posted on 02/24/2012 8:01:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
It’s murder.
HELL YES, RUSH!!!
“IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE DESIRE TO DEFEND THIS STUFF, THEN GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!”
AMEN!!!!!
he’ll switch when he needs another face saving excuse for the public - when he gets caught again
Yup.
Although, if “Post Birth Abortions” are legal....what’s the age restriction?
Actually, I don’t believe Newt has weighed in on the matter of contraception.
Neither he or Ricky had ashes on their foreheads Wednesday night.
I will say one thing about the Church..
“It’s full of sinners”
So, did the Governor sign the gay marriage bill in Merry-land yet?
Why not just convert to Mormonism and have all the women he can handle? And he’ll get to wear the magic undies too!
You mean Fairy-land LOL
Deconstructing Obama's Blatant Energy Lies
(Make sure you scroll down to the blue quid pro quo chart)
AliVeritas: Did you notice he gives a hat tip to Mark Levin?
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"Obama went on to tout his "green energy" programs, which have turned out to be a massive criminal operation redistribution of wealth from the private sector to Democrat campaign contributors:"
Hey!
Those temple garments are pretty comfy!
Yup. Probably caught something from visiting the Daily Paul trying to see what the Paulbots were up to. lol.
He is going to.
We/I am thinking about moving across the river.
We sure get wrapped around the axle on this moral/religious stuff.
I was raised this way... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZDrfKkLlw
Nooters not weighing on something? I could make a snide comment....but I’ll let that one go...just this once.
Funny, he was soooooooooooo Catholic he wanted his second marriage annulled because SHE had been previously married.
He’s spoken up plenty about “infringing” on Catholics rights.
“Grab audio soundbite #25”. Rush is excellent doing a Howard Cossell sound alike.
VA?
I don’t remember Rush being as concerned about social issues in presidential politics as he is this year.
“All mute except Newt.”
I had such high hopes for Newt in this last debate. I naively thought that he would realize he can’t get the nomination and use the opportunity to blow the doors open.
He did a great job, as usual, but I was hoping for much, much more. I still have hope. If anyone CAN and WILL, it would be Newt.
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