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Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley [NSFW]
SFist ^
| February 24, 2012 12:45 PM
| Jay Barmann
Posted on 02/26/2012 8:51:55 AM PST by null and void
Photo: John Knight via SF Gate
A woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.
“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.
Update: SFist commenter Paula Maxa posted the following pic of said woman in action:
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: california; napl; sanfrancisco
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I don't recommend clicking on the link to the photo of the woman in action...
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:54:59 AM PST
by
NoGrayZone
(Jim "Firebrand" Robinson endorses Newt...with EPIC call to action!!)
To: null and void
MY EYES!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:55:06 AM PST
by
quegley
(Pitchforks and torches! Tar and feathers! Time to take the country back!)
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:55:29 AM PST
by
Beagle8U
(Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
To: null and void
Fraid I’m a depraved soul and looked.
5
posted on
02/26/2012 8:55:55 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: null and void
Thank you for the warning...I ain’t clickin’.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:56:06 AM PST
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: null and void
When she sobers up she is gonna be so proud! (not)
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:56:24 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: null and void
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. They never seem to arrest the flagrantly guilty. They only hassle the innocent.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:56:27 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
("And the public gets what the public wants" -- The Jam)
To: null and void; Lazamataz
Bertha. Bertha Butt. One of the Butt sisters . . .
I wait with interest on Laz’s opinion.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:56:53 AM PST
by
Psalm 144
(Voodoo Republicans: Don't read their lips; but watch their hands!)
To: null and void
Inaccurate. She’s not “naked,” she’s wearing tennis shoes.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:57:36 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
To: Psalm 144
Actually, her name is Miramar Whalebutt. The Whalebutts appear to be related to the Butts.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:58:52 AM PST
by
PapaNew
To: All
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:00:53 AM PST
by
redreno
(Americans don't go Gault. Americans go Postal.)
To: quegley
MY EYES!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
I didn't see the disclaimer - visual trauma - AHHHHH!!!!
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:01:34 AM PST
by
PapaNew
To: null and void
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:02:02 AM PST
by
catpuppy
To: null and void
Wait, you’re in San Francisco. It could have been anything. Was the plumbing carefully checked on this person. It could be a she/he. It might matter to the ins company. (pass me another Samoas cookie)
To: rogue yam
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:02:34 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1132 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: null and void
I clicked, I'm afraid. Can we really be certain that's a picture of a woman? Looks like a dude w/ some nasty moobs.
To: null and void
Wow, I'm dumbfounded. That is one fugly woman. I'd be like the driver, screaming in terror. Its a great picture though, it has depth, the reflection of the picture taker, emotion of the driver, and the nuttiness of the naked attacking whale. I'd say we are going to be seeing this picture again.
To: catpuppy
Eh? She’s worse than the blue-hairs on your beach?
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:09:14 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1132 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: quegley
That which has been seen cannot be unseen!
To: null and void
The driver looks like the Facebook CEO. LOL!
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:10:28 AM PST
by
Spunky
To: null and void
That was cold ...
I only hope that Obamacare will pay for the eye replacements.
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:12:01 AM PST
by
catpuppy
To: null and void
LOL!...glad,i read the thread first. ::::)
is "it" prettier than helen thomas?
no pictures, PLEASE! thxs.
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:13:08 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Simple: Kill the terrorists, Protect (all) the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
To: null and void
Haha,
I don't know if you realize it, but the FAA really does have a test where they effectively shhot frozen chickens at airplanes and airplane engines.
I think she has proven that the safety glass is pretty dang good. Maybe this is a great way to test if safety glass is up to spec.
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:13:37 AM PST
by
BRL
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:15:22 AM PST
by
FES0844
To: skinkinthegrass
She has better hair than Helen Thomas...
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:15:34 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1132 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: Psalm 144
The Butt sisters must be cousins to the Lee sisters: Ug Lee and Home Lee.
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:16:19 AM PST
by
goodwithagun
(My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
To: redreno
The episode is “The Immunity syndrome”.
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:16:55 AM PST
by
Mmogamer
(I refudiate the lamestream media, leftists and their prevaricutions.)
To: null and void
She damn sure seems to be agile!
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:17:13 AM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: novascotianative
Wait, you’re in San Francisco.At the edge of the time space continuum, you just entered the Twighlight Zone.
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:18:59 AM PST
by
Texas Fossil
(Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one)
To: null and void
At least it was a lib in a Volvo! Maybe he will be converted to a conservative!
To: Grizzled Bear
The driver's view was something like:
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:21:17 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1132 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: null and void
She has better hair than Helen Thomas...
thank goodness. :)
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:21:26 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Simple: Kill the terrorists, Protect (all) the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
To: null and void
I don't recommend clicking on the link to the photo of the woman in action
Damn! Next time post the warning in the title.......I think I just lost all interest in women.
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:25:09 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(The only solution to this primary is a shoot out! Last person standing picks the candidate)
To: null and void
Not quite, she was nekkid (and it wasn’t “good nekkid”)!
To: null and void
Oh my! EEEWWWWW
Was the Michelin Man on vacation that day? I just thank goodness she didn’t need CPR. It would be like kneading the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:35:07 AM PST
by
mardi59
(I'm not looking for MTV, I'm looking for MVP. Newt 2012!)
To: Beagle8U
She's hot.
Plus she's probably on meth.
What's not to love?
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:37:35 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If unemployment helps the economy, like the W.H. says, then CONTRACTING CANCER MAKES YOU HEALTHIER!)
To: Beagle8U
[Laz would hit it, twice.]
He already did, what do you think drove her over the edge. ;)
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:38:47 AM PST
by
RetSignman
(I take responsibility for what I post not for what you understand.)
To: vetvetdoug
"I'd say we are going to be seeing this picture again."The car looks like a Volvo so maybe in one of their ads!
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:47:36 AM PST
by
Sooth2222
("Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself." M.Twain)
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:48:14 AM PST
by
PGR88
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:54:27 AM PST
by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: null and void
Reminds me of the Giant from Time Bandits.
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:54:36 AM PST
by
Sawdring
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:55:40 AM PST
by
tumblindice
(He walks, he talks, he crawls on his belly like a reptile--The Fake American President)
To: null and void
Sure its not a fat guy with man boobs?
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:59:26 AM PST
by
tophat9000
(American is Barack Oaken)
To: tophat9000
Nah... Ted Kennedy is dead.
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posted on
02/26/2012 10:05:27 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(Mitt Romney: Puttin' the "Country club" back in "Republican".)
To: null and void
Photo looks like that of most wymyn taking part in the city gay pride parades.
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posted on
02/26/2012 10:09:36 AM PST
by
fso301
To: Beagle8U
First, he’d have to circumnavigate it.
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posted on
02/26/2012 10:18:41 AM PST
by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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