Posted on 02/27/2012 9:02:46 AM PST by tobyhill
NewsBusters reported Friday that Oscars host Billy Crystal intended to mock GOP "idiots" during Sunday's awards presentation.
Roughly forty-five minutes in, Crystal was true to his word taking a cheap shot at the Republican presidential candidates
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The last I checked the only one running for President that admitted being a crackhead is Obama himself.
Billy who?
I hope my undertaker does as good a job on me as Crystal’s did on him.
Crystal criticized for blackface at Oscars

Billy Crystal as Sammy Davis Jr. in the opening skit of the Academy Awards ceremony Feb. 26, 2012. (ABC/AMPAS)
Uh, I think that describes one person and it’s not an R.
BUMP to that
He is a walking advertisement against plastic ssurgery too
Add Billy to my list of people I’d like to spend 5 minutes with in a stalled elevator.
Billy Crystal: reason number 637 why I’m glad I don’t own a TV.


Precisely why I haven`t watched any awards show like that in many years. And it`s also why I don`t give two sh*ts about whether celebs live or die. They mean exactly nothing to me.
‘Dark Knight,
Assume Newt
an American Psycho
Assume Paul
and a Charismatic Crack Addict’
know this must be Obama.
A by-partisan joke at the Oscars? wow.
I thought his only good line was at the beginning of the show when he said watching a bunch of millionaires accept gold-plated statues was just what Americans wanted to watch....Should have added “liberal” millionaires to the joke.
They just won’t leave Whitney Houston alone, will they...........
Can't these pea-brains realize that they will be as ensnared as us peasants??..
..maybe even more since they will be high profile, thus attracting the attention of the head cutters...
“Dark Knight”, “American Psycho” and “Crack Addict”?
It's Obama.
He’s clearly talking about Mitt Romney, Ron Paul & Barrack Obama.
He is like George Soros and see’s little difference.
Admitted, yes. But... oh them Kennedy's. Pumped up on amphetamines to 'help' them keep us with a hectic schedule.
That tweeker took us to the moon...... literally.
Admitted, yes. But... oh them Kennedy's. Pumped up on amphetamines to 'help' them keep up with a hectic schedule.
That tweeker took us to the moon...... literally.
meh...I saw it - mountain out of a molehill... - standard schtick that could have come from a Johnny Carson monologue or ‘Carnac’ routine.
He took a lot more jabs at the famous & wealthy in Beverly Hills.
And Obama is a bastard, mongrel traitor who bows toward Mecca, or is it Sodom?
“.... Charismatic Crack Addict....”
I think he was shouting out Obama. If not which Republican candidate uses crack?
Could be the short way of saying “Crystal Meth”?
"Crystal, You're one big pu$$%!"...
Dark Knight = Gingrich
American Psycho = Mittens Romney
Charismatic Crack Addict = Ron Paul
My take on it.
“Billy who?”
“Mr. Saturday Night”, the fart of all movie farts.
While on the subject, IMHO Christian Bale gave a stunning performance in American Psycho. If you consider yourself an avid movie watcher, you should see it. The guy is friggin intense.
The “business card” scene is just plain surreal.
That is one of the best and funniest movies ever made IMO.
originally, they were going to cast Leo Dicaprio as Bateman -_-
Its amazing that these entertainers don’t know they are cutting their own throat-fans leave them fast...The dixie chix’s didn’t teach them anything..just goes to show that most entertainers are stuck on stupid
I think the weak brained, drug addicted hollywood crowd gets confused between libertarian an liberal. The control freak lying leftist politians don’t bother correcting them.
Justine, I presume.
We are in total agreement. I never liked him, and that was before he thought politics is warranted at an “non / partisan” awards ceremony,
Oh... and that goes for Bill Maher, who also has no talent. It would seem they appeal to those who hate American principals
It was once said that all you need are 10 million people who like you and you are a star. I guess there are that many libs.
Hollywood is so successful they do not need or want sell movie tickets to Red state residences, that was apparent after crystal kissed a man
part of the problem is that the oscar crowd takes the ceremony itself too seriously and acts like they have poles in certain places. It’s like they’re afraid that the entertainment will take away from their awards. I quit watching because I’ve been to more entertaining funerals.
There was a great moment at the Emmy’s this year. The nominees for best actress in a comedy series got the idea to go on stage as their names were announced and stand like pageant finalists. It was unexpected, very funny and didn’t take anything away from the actual award. It’s the only thing I can remember from any awards show in recent memory. If that kind of schtick was inserted regularly, I might be seduced into watching these self-congratulatory infomercials.
American Psycho is Paul (acts like it)
Charismatic Crack Addict is Romney (acts like it)
Dark Knight (which is not even a negative) can be the other two.
I don’t think it was meant to be positive but it end up being true at least with two.
My take on it is that I think they believe that liberalism will preserve the only two "rights" they have any use for ... abortion and sodomy.
LOL!
I’m sure he would have sported his little goatee, not that it would have made any difference though :D
RE: Is Crystal a real name or is that his Hollyweird homo name?
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That’s HIS NAME.
William Edward “Billy” Crystal.
From Wikipedia:
Crystal was born in the Doctor’s Hospital in Manhattan and raised in Long Beach, New York, the son of Helen (née Gabler), a housewife, and Jack Crystal, a record company executive and jazz producer who also owned and operated the Commodore Record store.
His babysitter was occasionally Billie Holiday. His uncle was musician and songwriter Milt Gabler, and his brother, Richard “Rip” Crystal, is a television producer. Crystal grew up in a Jewish family that he has described as “large” and “loving”
“Roughly, forty-five minutes in” I was still watching NCIS re-runs.
One of the all-time great lines is delivered by "Curley" (Jack Palance) in "City Slickers": "I crap bigger than you."

One of the all-time great lines is delivered by "Curley" (Jack Palance) in "City Slickers": "I crap bigger than you."
to be sure, Hollywood is full of intellectually very, very confused types. This shows up in so many ways, the point should be obvious. Unfortunately, Hollywood has played a major role in undermining respect for traditional American values, ever since 1950, at least. The use of images to misrepresent reality can be very effective. (See Persuasive Use Of Images.) Of course, that assumes you are dealing with intelligent Leftists. Billy Crystal may be a Leftist, but he lacks that other quality.
It will be interesting to see if he is back next year.
William Flax
I bet there’s not much agreement on which candidate is the Dark Knight, which is an American Psycho, and which is a Charismatic Crack Addict, according to Crystal and those who share his ideology.
Bringing to mind the old saying, “If you have to explain a joke, it’s not funny.”
He was introducing someone, who must have been in those movies. It was the only anti pubbie comment all night so I did not take offense.
Sounds like he’s describing obama to a tee (except for the “American” part).
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