Skip to comments.Sell an Irish coffee, go to prison?
Posted on 03/03/2012 4:25:07 PM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
The New York State Senate has passed a law making the sale of caffeinated alcoholic beverages a felony.
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NYS has been reading too many UK papers to come up with a stupid law like that.
OK. Sell a coffee and a shot of Irish whiskey separately, and let the customer pour the shot into the coffee himself.
Jackasses passing law to address the already illegal sale of caffeinated cocktails to minors.
Glad I left that NYC hell-hole 21yrs ago. Dinkins and Koch had turned it into a sewer; Rudy fixed it, but I was long-gone by then.
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With that plan you know you get your full shot. :)
Irish coffee with a cigarette and it’s the death penalty.
Those conservative bible belters are at it again limiting people’s rights. < /sarc >
So, is Kahlua outlawed?
How about Rum and cola?
One instance and they have a law? What are they going to do on St. Paddy’s Day? They should have clarified it by specifying coffee was excluded. Besides, how can underage kids buy alcohol drinks?
Just think, rum and coke could land you in prison.
Well, well, well.
Jumping Hesus on Pogo Stick!
A@@wipe Bloomers has now stuck his nose into my ole lady’s coffee!!
Well friends, my ole lady has just declared herself a FELON without apologies to anyone!
I’ve lived with the girl for years. I’ll let some other HERO and really BRAVE soul go tell her, her Irish Coffee is off limits.
May God have mercy on their pathetic souls.
(Dear BureauKaRAT, let me introduce you to a biker b*tch, straight razor tottin woman, hates jokes that she don’t like, and just don’t “eff” with the girl’s coffee. You are in for a really BAD day.)
The NYC Senate passed the bill. It still has to go to the assembly.
Not a law.
You’re technically correct. The State Senate passed a bill. It has to go to the (liberal) state assembly and the (liberal) NYS governor before it becomes a law.
I’m sure the (liberal) assembly and (liberal) governor will stop it dead in its tracks.
Rum and coke
No way. That’s a crime against a true Irish coffee.
With New York’s Irish heritage, I hope there is a backlash against Nanny Bloomberg before March 17th.
Ditto. It will be 30 years for me in October.
"CAFFEINATED OR STIMULANT-ENHANCED ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE" MEANS AND INCLUDES A BEER OR WINE PRODUCT THAT CONTAINS MORE THAN SIX PER CENTUM ALCOHOL BY VOLUME AND AN UNSAFE FOOD ADDITIVE. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS SUBDIVISION, "UNSAFE FOOD ADDITIVE" SHALL HAVE THE SAME MEANING AS PROVIDED IN THE FEDERAL FOOD, DRUG, AND COSMETIC ACT (21 U.S.C. S 348) AND SHALL INCLUDE, BUT NOT BE LIMITED TO, CAFFEINE OR OTHER STIMULANTS DIRECTLY ADDED TO AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE AS A SEPARATE INGREDIENT WITHOUT APPROVAL BY FEDERAL REGULATION OR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AS GENERALLY RECOGNIZED AS SAFE.
The problem is that the bad guys left NY along with some you good guys and they’ve managed to infect the rest of the country. We, here in California, managed to “land” Babs Boxer (good old Bronx Babs)!
But Irish coffee is the only food with all four essential nutrients: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat!
So I guess Irish Coffee is still okay since the caffeine isn’t a directly added separate ingredient.
even with a liquor license?
So, if I am on an airplane over NY having coffee with a shot of Tia Maria added to the coffee, I am indulging in a felony action.
So, if the above is a felony that I have committed and am convicted of, then I can no longer possess or own a firearm. I think this is a reason for so many felony crime actions being legislated into state criminal law. It is a way to bypass the 2nd Amendment of the Bill of Rights and to enact gun control in the United States.
So, if this is a felony that I am accused of, what will be the bond amount be that I will have to post in order to not spend the next six months in jail awaiting trial for this awful criminal offense. The Constitution does provide for a “speedy” trial, thank God...
So, if this is a criminal felony offense, will the Public Defender defend me against this charge while I spend the six months in jail and then go to trial.
So, if this is a criminal felony offense, what will I be charged by a criminal defense attorney to defend me and get it reduced to a misdemeanor, since it is my first criminal offense committed while flying into a NY state airport, which will still leave me with a criminal record. Will this be comparable to a DUI charge? Will this nefarious criminal charge impair my credit score as well as cause a problem looking for employment? Who will want to hire someone who consumed a cup of coffee with a shot of Tia Maria while flying into
So, if this is a criminal felony offense, will the Marshall on the airplane put me in handcuffs? Will the pilot then land the plane ASAP and have me escorted off the plane into the local arms of the law?
So, if under the circumstances, I have a problem with being detained by the Marshall on the plane, will the other passengers see this as a TERRORIST action and assist the flight attendant and the Marshall to subdue me and will a SWAT team be called to the airport that the pilot is now heading for?
So, since I am 79 years old, I won’t be here much longer and won’t have to endure the CRAP that you younger folks are going to have to live with.... especially, if the BEPLN/BHO is reelected and the DEMORATS regain the House and keep the Senate. Your ass is MUD.... stocking up on guns and ammunition is not going to save you... what happened to David Karesh in Waco, TX? How are you going to go to combat with a SWAT team?
So, have as good a day as you can. Love your spouse and kids, your parents and related family and pet your pets... they are family too. Enjoy it while it is here before the HOPE & CHANGE of the BEPLN/BHO takes it all away. Adios, amigo...
Something is wrong here.
When I was a kid, I watched enough westerns on TV to know that Four Loko was something to be avoided.
Love your comment.
Is NYS also going after the homebrewers?
I had a delicious Sam Adams Black & Brew Coffee Stout about a month ago!
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Pardon my ignorance, but isn’t it already illegal for minors to have alcohol? Why the need for another law?
She couldn’t run a successful brassiere store in the Bronx! How did she a Fine-swine get there in Cal?
You might be right about the incident forming the basis for the bill but as usual the real issue is not addressed. From the article:
“After drinking with friends Feb. 18, Michael Truluck, 13, from Parkville, Md., was riding home with his stepfather when he opened his car door to vomit. He fell out of the vehicle and was hit by oncoming traffic.”
I would outlaw falling out of a vehicle while puking into traffic. Sheesh!
This law criminalizes the sale to anyone.
This law criminalizes the sale to anyone.
“Ive lived with the girl for years. Ill let some other HERO and really BRAVE soul go tell her, her Irish Coffee is off limits.”
Can I have the video rights to that scene? Pleeeze!
Sounds just slightly less “reactive” than her reaction to being told she must wear a burqua.
Is NYS also going after the homebrewers?”
How can you jest about such a serious situation???
Don’t you know nearly all handloaders are also home brewers? I’ll bet you don’t even know those handloaders sometimes brew up and consume their caffeine beverages black. BLACK, I say!
Moreover, they are known to not dilute their whiskey, scotch or beer, either.
Those knuckle walking Fly-over Country inhabitants then drink both beverages and that is when the mixing occurs. They are sneaky, but Big Government IS onto then. Trust your nice GovernmentPerson, ‘cause they are making the world safe for you.
And for your chilrun, too. Just ask them.
Looks like distilled liquors do not count.
They’re going to have to lock up haf the town on St. Patrick’s Day..