Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yeah, there weren’t any people crying out for FEMA or waiting for Obama to come help. Their county leaders called surrounding county leaders to ask if they could assist in the middle of the destruction. No looting or rioting....Precisely HOW LOCAL government is supposed to work. Same for the neighbors in Indiana from what I hear.
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He confirmed that he did.
Yep, just signed up and went for the whole 2-year super deluxe package.
Amen.
He confirmed that he apologized on Saturday. Damn...
Thanks for the list of companies that are fighting against Rush calling a slut a slut. At the same time they are admitting that they don’t want any “tea bagger” business!
the day I find myself face to face w/ Mike Malloy, I’ll need bail money
I am just guessing here...but that trendy ‘do is on about a 6 to 8 week trim time frame. I’m guessing girlfriend there never would “go” to a CostCutters type place...no...my professional guess would be a $60ish price range appt.
So, when this 30 year old starts to get grays, will the US taxpayers be on the hook for that maintenance too?
Yes, he is.
This woman Ms. Fluke (rhymes with duck) wasn’t giving testimony in an official hearing...this was heresay from an “un” expert 30 year old dem. activist...a press conference for the dems/obama.
A Freakin’ press conference trying to look like an official hearing.
lol
Yeah - I disagree with the apologizing. That’s for Obama to do. In his three some odd years as President, it’s the one thing at which he’s be proficient.
Join the Rush “Buy-Cott”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2853731/posts
I ordered my first Tea from him Because of this whole ordeal.
Here is an article I think you would appreciate:
http://www.catholic.org/national/national_story.php?id=45037
(Note: I’m not Catholic, but this woman speaks for me. This has been posted as an FR thread already).
Strumpet? You’re MUCH TOO KIND!
not beneath me, rush
the fluke flake IS a slut
and a fraud
Andrew Breitbart for the Offense
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