The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, March 5, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Rush isn’t taking this sitting down...good for him. I am proud of him!

[advertising guy]

Rush is right to apologize....words matter....a legacy Rush lives by and teaches...he shoulda called her a bitch.

[Carriage Hill]

He’d be doing that 24x7x365 for the next 5-6yrs. America doesn’t have enough *bandwidth* for his apologizing.

Gotta run to a 1pm meeting. I’ll be back as soon as I can...

[No Socialist]

I liked his little dig (paraphrasing) “don’t be mad at Ms. Fluck or the democrats for what they said and their behavior, it is normal for them, I am the one who acted out of what’s ordinary for me, stooping to their level”

[CSM]

Hey, is this a real carbonite commercial or did Rush make his own for them?

[sloop]

i think someone had a billboard ready to go up with pictures of letterman’s kids

might have contributed to his change of heart

[Son House]

Gingrich offer the best economic plan via conservative solutions.

[GraceG]

I just wonder how the MSM is going to cover Rush’s “Apology” today...

“In other News Rush Limbaugh apologized for sinking to our level”.....

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[JFC]

Thank you... just ordered me some belly fat removal also.

1-800-339-0095 Actually, I had wanted to try this before but was always driving and could not get the number down.

[Girlene]

Bingo.....Ms Fluke (rhymes with...) and her women friends she represented could afford a $50K (or whatever it is) college degree, but not $9/month for birth control at WMart - this is without any prescription drug coverage. Where does this $1,000/year come from? I’m sure their insurance covered the gyn. exam. the only thing left would be buying the BC pills.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Precisely....

although....”not beneath me” may not be the terminology you want to use when discussing the slut Fluck.

[Yaelle]

Enjoying his careful table turning. I hope a lot of liberals are listening, they must be getting dizzy. They are hearing the truth for the first time.

Pay attention to the sponsors who stuck with him and buy their stuff!!!

[BIGLOOK]

First ad in the first break’s lineup....Carbonite.

[seekthetruth]

I would be voting for the only Conservative candidate that not only scares the s**t out of the Socialists and the Media, but the one who has ALWAYS been a Conservative!

I hope ALL Ohio voters get to hear this interview!!
http://www.therightscoop.com/newt-owns-david-gregory-on-contraception/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRightScoop+%28The+Right+Scoop%29

[PennsylvaniaMom]

We are all Breibartacus now!!!

[sloop]

MOZY

http://mozy.com/

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

———A Freakin’ press conference trying to look like an official hearing.-——

Conservatives fell into a clumsy trap set by, gulp, Nancy Pelooney.
Next time, just ignore this idiocy.

[Biggirl]

How many now have quit Rush?

[rodguy911]

Way to go Elle,greetings from your fellow conch/brother further up the Keys.!!

[Excellence]

I went through the same thing as Fluck’s “friend.” I had an ovary removed for the exact same reason. I did not go through premature menopause, and I went on to have twins. My one ovary worked fine until I got old enough to go through menopause. The “testimony” was bunk, pure and simple.