Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I have it on good authority that Chris Wallace and Katie Couric wear the same size bra
And Jesus wept.
I want to know WHO Fluke was speaking for, name names.
She’s not qualified to speak on it, she doesn’t live it (with men anyway/hey, they say that re: priests); Why couldn’t the ‘actual’ women with the problems show up? Has anyone heard from them yet? I guess they’re from Chicago and waiting for Gloria Allred.
Tell Imus to go have a cigarette and get his brain in gear. Then he should comment with some real facts (if he knows how) about Sandra Slut Fluke!
Oh I forgot, you Nooters love sluts, seeing as how you want Calistaslut as first lady.
Yeah,Joplin, that’s it. Thanks very much.
Romney is the republican’s Obama lite.
“I ****canned FOX from my rapidly diminishing list of media sources a few months ago”
Me, too. I watched Megan whoever, Bret Baier and Shep Smith flat out lie about different things, without batting an eye, and decided that I CAN READ!
“They have to ax Rush before the election.”
Yes they do. And look at all the interesting Obama items NOT being discussed. The Obama pea is under another shell, and the media will make endless, ad nauseum observations about the empty shell.
Imus is proof positive that one can be near physical death’s door and still broadcast.
Amen, Trisham. God bless Rush, and Godspeed Newt Gingrich.
hot dammit BINGO....you said it too....I also have seen those same folk literally lie to me on their shows...
I mean lie, grinnin
Newt’s spots are all over the panhandle.
Now Zero is giving the commencement address at Joplin, MO HS.
YEah,32AA-
The "L" is silent,like the second "L" "LLAMA."
LOL - I shared this picture on Facebook yesterday. Hilarious. If you have a sense of humor.
I just saw maaaaghaannn,the only bad looking blonde on FNC and if she ever smiled,which she wont, her face would crack!!Imagine being married to that,no thanks.
And G.D. Obama. ;)
OH no,tell me it ain’t so...
FUSF!
Oooohhh nasty....
the tech and know how blow me away
Yes it is Hilarious. It got me laughing.
Simple, defund CCHD. That’s where a lot of the problems in the church started. Starve the social justice factions, dissidents and money launderers; Let the state educate, heal and feed their own. That includes Catholic Charities. I guess if we just hire and serve our own from our tithes, volunteering, etc., we’d be discriminating. The lay people will get it done, always have.
I’ll see Cardinal Dolan soon. Enough words; Go to court, say he’ll no, pay the fines or shut it down (which the want, but not a lot whom they serve.
As far as the church and women, Theresa of Avila was traveling and building before a lot of them could read.
Catherine of Siena smacked down kings and popes on the regular, while her and many sisters handled the plague, earthquakes, etc.
In certain times many women wished they could enter to get educated.
They considered them honorary males. (I know)
No, this doesn’t surprise me one bit.
She can fester in bitterness with the hateful Left cackling and shrieking, egging her on. Rush showed himself to be the bigger person and he apologized. He is free and his conscience is clear. She is the one who, by saying his apology changes nothing, shows that she’s small, petty and immature.
I thought it was all around Louisville, my family was spared as well thank goodness. Had no idea it went all the way to you. Glad you are OK.
Wow Larry Flint is a neighbor? LOL!
This is one of the fastest moving shows I can ever recall!! Hard to imagine its almost over.
Megyn Kelly doin a full on Romney campaign show.....dammit
Just got back from a 1pm mtg.
I found these videos within articles, on a search:
Letternman:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/11/letterman-responds-to-pal_n_214128.html (video in article)
I don’t ever remember the LSM carrying either of these, but then I don’t watch TV anymore.
I don’t think scumbag Maher will ever apologize; it just isn’t in his very, very limited vocabulary, alonside all the 4-letter words. He’s true lib-dem garbage.
Now excuse me; I have to go *take a shower* after handling both of those left-wing rag URLs. Yuk.
Oh man.. terrible
Kelly must be doing some serious fluking on some FNC executive to keep her show,its sadly lacking anything worthwhile,much less entertaining.
Yeah, well, 3 points make a straight line in any plane. And there you are—Full stop/end of story/’nuff said.
Fox can trot on out of this household.
greased lightnin fast
Congrats Worwy McIlwroy! #1!
But how about that Tigger! And I was even more happy for Tom Gillis.
Blech...We let California keep him. lol.
And I’m thankful your family was spared!
I’m drinking Cranberry-Pomegranate Juice, IMPR, too; delicious:
http://www.oceanspray.com/Products/Juices/Diet-Light/Diet-Cranberry-Pomegranate-Juice-Drink.aspx
Goes well with Rush!
Gotta go post Obama ‘we have Israels back’ to the muslim site. Did Bibi leave through the front door or get stiffed while Obe went to eat?
He is such a lying basturd; A true son of his father the devil.
They are made up, phantoms, figments of the left’s imagination. Lying is acceptable to acheive the ‘goal’ of more control.
Next you will be asking charities to feed the homeless and the government to stay out of healthcare!How heartless!!(Uh...think she bought that one Bevis)
Mmm Sounds good!
I try to drink Cranberry Juice every so often to have something with taste outside of water...and because it is supposed to be good for your kidneys.
I love Megyn’s mind......she is excellent as a cross examiner....excellent......but she is a jewell dipped media elite who likes sunday mornin champaign in an orange juice flute and she ain’t givin it back !
LOL; right on the money!
Understand the difference between observing and judging. I merely observed that Rush failed to follow God's rules and thus is feeling the consequences.
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