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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, March 5, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 03/05/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: classact; fluke; rushapology; rushlimbaugh; rushsponsors; sandrafluke; sandytheslut; sponsors; talkradio
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To: Elvina

I have it on good authority that Chris Wallace and Katie Couric wear the same size bra


401 posted on 03/05/2012 11:24:21 AM PST by advertising guy ( the greatest threat to America is a Rino Senator in Congress)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
... the dumb slut didn’t say ... yadda yadda yadda ...

And Jesus wept.

402 posted on 03/05/2012 11:24:29 AM PST by Finny ("The rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own." -- C. Yeager)
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To: Finny
Thanks for your nonjudgmental statement.

Jesus would be as proud of my tagline as he is of Nooter's fidelity, I suppose.

To quote one of my favorite songs, "God and I don't need a middle man." so you can STFU. I don't give a damn what you think Jesus would think of me.
403 posted on 03/05/2012 11:25:02 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: Outlaw Woman

I want to know WHO Fluke was speaking for, name names.

She’s not qualified to speak on it, she doesn’t live it (with men anyway/hey, they say that re: priests); Why couldn’t the ‘actual’ women with the problems show up? Has anyone heard from them yet? I guess they’re from Chicago and waiting for Gloria Allred.


404 posted on 03/05/2012 11:25:35 AM PST by AliVeritas (Pray. God's will be done. Abortion leaves two victims, the mother and the child.)
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To: thouworm

Tell Imus to go have a cigarette and get his brain in gear. Then he should comment with some real facts (if he knows how) about Sandra Slut Fluke!


405 posted on 03/05/2012 11:26:16 AM PST by seekthetruth (I want a Commander In Chief who honors and supports our Military!)
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To: Finny

Oh I forgot, you Nooters love sluts, seeing as how you want Calistaslut as first lady.


406 posted on 03/05/2012 11:26:25 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Yeah,Joplin, that’s it. Thanks very much.


407 posted on 03/05/2012 11:26:44 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: Elvina

Romney is the republican’s Obama lite.


408 posted on 03/05/2012 11:26:44 AM PST by Mozilla (Defeat Romney first then defeat Obama)
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To: Unrepentant VN Vet

“I ****canned FOX from my rapidly diminishing list of media sources a few months ago”

Me, too. I watched Megan whoever, Bret Baier and Shep Smith flat out lie about different things, without batting an eye, and decided that I CAN READ!


409 posted on 03/05/2012 11:26:51 AM PST by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: AliVeritas

“They have to ax Rush before the election.”

Yes they do. And look at all the interesting Obama items NOT being discussed. The Obama pea is under another shell, and the media will make endless, ad nauseum observations about the empty shell.


410 posted on 03/05/2012 11:28:45 AM PST by thouworm (.)
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To: thouworm

Imus is proof positive that one can be near physical death’s door and still broadcast.


411 posted on 03/05/2012 11:29:01 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: trisham
He apologized because he said he had stooped to the level of the left, and that was wrong. He apologized because he's a good man and a gentleman. Why would we use what Maher says or does as a benchmark? He's a despicable, vile, evil man.

Amen, Trisham. God bless Rush, and Godspeed Newt Gingrich.

412 posted on 03/05/2012 11:29:11 AM PST by Finny ("The rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own." -- C. Yeager)
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To: combat_boots

hot dammit BINGO....you said it too....I also have seen those same folk literally lie to me on their shows...

I mean lie, grinnin


413 posted on 03/05/2012 11:29:16 AM PST by advertising guy ( the greatest threat to America is a Rino Senator in Congress)
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To: seekthetruth

Newt’s spots are all over the panhandle.


414 posted on 03/05/2012 11:30:55 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: rodguy911

Now Zero is giving the commencement address at Joplin, MO HS.


415 posted on 03/05/2012 11:31:28 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: advertising guy

YEah,32AA-


416 posted on 03/05/2012 11:32:35 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
A fluke of nature
417 posted on 03/05/2012 11:32:49 AM PST by Mozilla (Defeat Romney first then defeat Obama)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Her name is pronounced “Sandra Fluck”?? Rhymes with . . .

The "L" is silent,like the second "L" "LLAMA."

418 posted on 03/05/2012 11:33:27 AM PST by CDB ("...the liberals' praise is a warning bell you must heed. Trust me on that." - Sarah Palin)
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To: Mozilla

LOL - I shared this picture on Facebook yesterday. Hilarious. If you have a sense of humor.


419 posted on 03/05/2012 11:34:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: combat_boots

I just saw maaaaghaannn,the only bad looking blonde on FNC and if she ever smiled,which she wont, her face would crack!!Imagine being married to that,no thanks.


420 posted on 03/05/2012 11:35:13 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: Finny

And G.D. Obama. ;)


421 posted on 03/05/2012 11:35:19 AM PST by JediJones (The Divided States of Obama's Declaration of Dependence: Death, Taxes and the Pursuit of Crappiness)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

OH no,tell me it ain’t so...


422 posted on 03/05/2012 11:36:09 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: CDB
Hope you enjoy as much as I did!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aehfgtpe0w

423 posted on 03/05/2012 11:36:20 AM PST by seekthetruth (I want a Commander In Chief who honors and supports our Military!)
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To: CDB

FUSF!


424 posted on 03/05/2012 11:36:39 AM PST by JediJones (The Divided States of Obama's Declaration of Dependence: Death, Taxes and the Pursuit of Crappiness)
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To: Mozilla

Oooohhh nasty....


425 posted on 03/05/2012 11:36:56 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: seekthetruth

the tech and know how blow me away


426 posted on 03/05/2012 11:37:37 AM PST by advertising guy ( the greatest threat to America is a Rino Senator in Congress)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Yes it is Hilarious. It got me laughing.


427 posted on 03/05/2012 11:37:56 AM PST by Mozilla (Defeat Romney first then defeat Obama)
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To: rodguy911

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2854833/posts


428 posted on 03/05/2012 11:38:16 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: rush

Simple, defund CCHD. That’s where a lot of the problems in the church started. Starve the social justice factions, dissidents and money launderers; Let the state educate, heal and feed their own. That includes Catholic Charities. I guess if we just hire and serve our own from our tithes, volunteering, etc., we’d be discriminating. The lay people will get it done, always have.

I’ll see Cardinal Dolan soon. Enough words; Go to court, say he’ll no, pay the fines or shut it down (which the want, but not a lot whom they serve.

As far as the church and women, Theresa of Avila was traveling and building before a lot of them could read.

Catherine of Siena smacked down kings and popes on the regular, while her and many sisters handled the plague, earthquakes, etc.

In certain times many women wished they could enter to get educated.

They considered them honorary males. (I know)


429 posted on 03/05/2012 11:38:34 AM PST by AliVeritas (Pray. God's will be done. Abortion leaves two victims, the mother and the child.)
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To: thouworm

No, this doesn’t surprise me one bit.

She can fester in bitterness with the hateful Left cackling and shrieking, egging her on. Rush showed himself to be the bigger person and he apologized. He is free and his conscience is clear. She is the one who, by saying his apology changes nothing, shows that she’s small, petty and immature.


430 posted on 03/05/2012 11:38:34 AM PST by Sister_T (Mr. Newt destroys the mantra that conservatives are stupid.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

I thought it was all around Louisville, my family was spared as well thank goodness. Had no idea it went all the way to you. Glad you are OK.

Wow Larry Flint is a neighbor? LOL!


431 posted on 03/05/2012 11:38:42 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: advertising guy

This is one of the fastest moving shows I can ever recall!! Hard to imagine its almost over.


432 posted on 03/05/2012 11:39:19 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: rodguy911

Megyn Kelly doin a full on Romney campaign show.....dammit


433 posted on 03/05/2012 11:39:45 AM PST by advertising guy ( the greatest threat to America is a Rino Senator in Congress)
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To: Marathoner

Just got back from a 1pm mtg.

I found these videos within articles, on a search:

Letternman:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/11/letterman-responds-to-pal_n_214128.html (video in article)

Schultz:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/ed-schultz-apologizes-on-the-ed-show-for-calling-laura-ingraham-a-right-wing-slut/

I don’t ever remember the LSM carrying either of these, but then I don’t watch TV anymore.

I don’t think scumbag Maher will ever apologize; it just isn’t in his very, very limited vocabulary, alonside all the 4-letter words. He’s true lib-dem garbage.

Now excuse me; I have to go *take a shower* after handling both of those left-wing rag URLs. Yuk.


434 posted on 03/05/2012 11:40:47 AM PST by carriage_hill
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Oh man.. terrible


435 posted on 03/05/2012 11:40:58 AM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell God how big your storm is... tell your storm how BIG your God is!)
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To: advertising guy

Kelly must be doing some serious fluking on some FNC executive to keep her show,its sadly lacking anything worthwhile,much less entertaining.


436 posted on 03/05/2012 11:41:45 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: rodguy911; advertising guy

Yeah, well, 3 points make a straight line in any plane. And there you are—Full stop/end of story/’nuff said.

Fox can trot on out of this household.


437 posted on 03/05/2012 11:42:20 AM PST by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: rodguy911

greased lightnin fast


438 posted on 03/05/2012 11:42:40 AM PST by advertising guy ( the greatest threat to America is a Rino Senator in Congress)
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To: advertising guy

Congrats Worwy McIlwroy! #1!

But how about that Tigger! And I was even more happy for Tom Gillis.


439 posted on 03/05/2012 11:42:57 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Blech...We let California keep him. lol.


440 posted on 03/05/2012 11:43:00 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
What a putz, Zero is a year late!! Talk about leading from behind......
441 posted on 03/05/2012 11:43:33 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

And I’m thankful your family was spared!


442 posted on 03/05/2012 11:43:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

I’m drinking Cranberry-Pomegranate Juice, IMPR, too; delicious:

http://www.oceanspray.com/Products/Juices/Diet-Light/Diet-Cranberry-Pomegranate-Juice-Drink.aspx

Goes well with Rush!


443 posted on 03/05/2012 11:44:04 AM PST by carriage_hill
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To: thouworm

Gotta go post Obama ‘we have Israels back’ to the muslim site. Did Bibi leave through the front door or get stiffed while Obe went to eat?

He is such a lying basturd; A true son of his father the devil.


444 posted on 03/05/2012 11:44:13 AM PST by AliVeritas (Pray. God's will be done. Abortion leaves two victims, the mother and the child.)
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To: AliVeritas

They are made up, phantoms, figments of the left’s imagination. Lying is acceptable to acheive the ‘goal’ of more control.


445 posted on 03/05/2012 11:45:51 AM PST by Outlaw Woman (When does the shooting start?)
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To: AliVeritas
You are so "EXTREME"!!

Next you will be asking charities to feed the homeless and the government to stay out of healthcare!How heartless!!(Uh...think she bought that one Bevis)

446 posted on 03/05/2012 11:46:09 AM PST by rodguy911 (FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: carriage_hill

Mmm Sounds good!

I try to drink Cranberry Juice every so often to have something with taste outside of water...and because it is supposed to be good for your kidneys.


447 posted on 03/05/2012 11:46:21 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: rodguy911

I love Megyn’s mind......she is excellent as a cross examiner....excellent......but she is a jewell dipped media elite who likes sunday mornin champaign in an orange juice flute and she ain’t givin it back !


448 posted on 03/05/2012 11:46:23 AM PST by advertising guy ( the greatest threat to America is a Rino Senator in Congress)
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To: sloop

LOL; right on the money!


449 posted on 03/05/2012 11:46:44 AM PST by carriage_hill
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To: beandog
You're exactly correct -- I judge, and any conscious creature on this planet judges in order to survive. But our Bible makes it crystal clear how and when certain judgments belong to God, and certainly the passage in the bible where Jesus challenged "Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone," applies DIRECTLY and EXACTLY to what happened here. Rush forgot to counsel Christ before he went off on his angry rant, and sure I judge him for it, but laughing at myself while I do so because I know perfectly well that I've made the same kind of mistake myself often enough. But truth is truth, and Rush reaped what he sowed. That's not a judgement, that's an observation.

Understand the difference between observing and judging. I merely observed that Rush failed to follow God's rules and thus is feeling the consequences.

450 posted on 03/05/2012 11:47:15 AM PST by Finny ("The rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own." -- C. Yeager)
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