Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
We do have to be PRO-ACTIVE! The left is out in full force to destoy RUSH and other’s like him so they can get their agenda-views in public office. The left is full of anger and hate. They care nothing about the good of America.
now to commission a parody with alternating Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisand sound-alikes.
That’s gross.
For several years, I had been sending ProFlowers to my sister who has Alzheimer’s and lives in a nursing home. She’s not in any condition to give me feedback about them, poor thing, so I have no idea what she’d been getting.
But I wrote them yesterday and told them my business with them would cease forthwith because they were pulling out of Rush’s show.
Here's more for them to choke on:
MAYO CLINIC
By Mayo Clinic staff
Compulsive sexual behavior sometimes called hypersexuality, hypersexual disorder, nymphomania or sexual addiction -- is an obsession with sexual thoughts, feelings or behaviors that affects your health, job, relationships or other parts of your life.
Compulsive sexual behavior may involve a normally enjoyable sexual experience that becomes an obsession. Or compulsive sexual behavior may involve fantasies or activities outside the bounds of culturally, legally or morally accepted sexual behavior.
No matter what it's called or the exact nature of the behavior, untreated compulsive sexual behavior can damage your self-esteem, relationships, career and other people. But with treatment and self-help, you can manage compulsive sexual behavior and keep your urges in check.
When to see a doctor Get help if you feel like you've lost control of your sexual behavior, especially if your behavior causes problems for you or for other people. Compulsive sexual behavior tends to become more intense and difficult to control over time, so get help when you first recognize there may be a problem. Efforts to use sheer willpower to resist sexual compulsions may not succeed because the urges can be so powerful.
It's unclear what causes compulsive sexual behavior. Causes may include:
An imbalance of natural brain chemicals. High levels of certain chemicals in your brain (neurotransmitters) such as serotonin, dopamine and norepinephrine may be related to compulsive sexual behavior. These brain chemicals also help regulate your mood.
Sex hormone levels. Androgens are sex hormones that occur naturally in both men and women. Although androgens also have a vital role in sexual desire, it's not clear exactly how they're related to compulsive sexual behavior.
Conditions that affect the brain. Certain diseases or health problems may cause damage to parts of the brain that affect sexual behavior. Multiple sclerosis, epilepsy, Huntington's disease and dementia have all been associated with compulsive sexual behavior. In addition, treatment of Parkinson's disease with some dopamine agonist medications may cause compulsive sexual behavior.
Changes in brain pathways. Compulsive sexual behavior is an addiction that over time might actually cause changes in the brain's neural circuits the network of nerves that allows brain cells to communicate with one another. These changes may cause pleasant reactions by engaging in sexual behavior and unpleasant reactions when the behavior is stopped.
PREPARING FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT
"Note any other mental health issues you have, whether diagnosed or not, such as depression or anxiety. Other mental health conditions often occur along with compulsive sexual behavior and may need treatment as well.
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"......Currently, mental health providers use the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) a manual published by the American Psychiatric Association as a guide for diagnosing mental health problems.
Because compulsive sexual behavior doesn't have its own diagnostic category in the DSM, it's often diagnosed as a subcategory of another mental health condition. In many cases, compulsive sexual behaviors are generally accepted sexual activities taken to an extreme. These may be diagnosed as a subcategory of another mental health condition, such as an impulse control disorder or an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
[SNIP]
Treatment for compulsive sexual behavior typically involves psychotherapy, medications and self-help groups. A primary goal of treatment is to help you manage urges and reduce excessive behaviors while maintaining healthy sexual activities.
People with other addictions, severe mental health problems or who pose a danger to others may benefit from inpatient treatment initially. Whether inpatient or outpatient, treatment may be intense at first. And you may find periodic, ongoing treatment through the years helpful to prevent relapses. ...."
Psychotherapy
Several forms of psychotherapy may help compulsive sexual behavior. These include: [snip]
Medications
Certain medications may be helpful because they act on brain chemicals linked to obsessive thoughts and behaviors and reduce the chemical "rewards" these behaviors provide when you act on them. ...."
Self-help groups
Self-help and support groups can be effective for sexual addiction and dealing with all of the issues it can cause. Most are modeled after the 12-step program of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA). In addition to helping you make changes directly, these groups can help you learn about your disorder, find support and understanding in your condition, and identify additional treatment options and resources. These groups may be Internet based or have local in-person meetings or both. If you're interested in a self-help group, look for one with a good reputation and that makes you feel comfortable. Such groups don't suit everyone's taste, so ask your mental health provider about alternatives.
COSA
Sex Addicts Anonymous
Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous
S-Anon International Family Groups
Sexaholics Anonymous
Sexual Compulsives Anonymous
Sexual Recovery Anonymous
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295 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 10:45:38 AM by Matchett-PI
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2853705/posts
“Don’t dogpile Sandra Fluke (Vanity)”
Posted on March 2, 2012
I beg all of us here on Free Republic to STOP the dogpiling on Sandra Fluke.
No joke.
Don’t follow Rush’s bad example.
Name-calling will get us NOWHERE.
Remember the much better example of the woman at the well, and how Jesus dealt with her. That’s a MUCH better way to behave.”
Prayers up for the survivors and the loved ones of the victims.
Even more to help them choke on:
Rush has always said, "Pioneers take all the arrows", and he deliberately used a two-day old article on CNS News as the vehicle to spend three days ginning this up and more fully blowing the cover of B.O.'s attempt to change the subject from an issue about "religious freedom / freedom of conscience" into using air-head women to help him make "contraception" the WHOLE PLATFORM and PLANK of his re-election campaign.
Knowing full well what it takes to get the 'RAT'S panties in a wad, for three days in a row he used "absurdity to illustrate absurdity" to get a huge rise out of them: RUSH: "Yeah, I know. Snerdley, I told you, "This is gonna be bigger than the phony soldiers," and he didn't think it was. I said, "Oh, it's gonna be ten times bigger. This is gonna be ten times bigger than the phony soldiers, ten times bigger than the Michael J. Fox thing, 'cause the Democrats are desperate."
Absurdity needs to be exposed and laughed at, and it will be by those with the courage to be willing to sacrifice themselves in the process, if need be.
IN MEMORY OF ANDREW BREITBART..another happy warrior pioneer with the courage to "take the arrows" of the deranged Left. bttt
297 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 11:35:23 AM by Matchett-PI
Opening ... at theaters all across America...
Starring ... World-class actor, Mitt Romney [playing several of his selves]ObamaCare
The long awaited sequel to
Mitt and Ted's Health Care AdventuresYou'll be gripped by terror as you realize Mitt had the ability to lie (as cool as Obama) when he swore he never supported a mandate at the federal level.
You'll cringe and gasp for air when you see Mitt thank Ted for Ted's labor (behind the scenes in DC and on Beacon Hill) to give birth to their special baby RomneyCare.
I agree.
And, with me, the deliveries were always late into the evening.
Once I called about a late delviery for my wife....they assured me it was “on the van for delivery” at 8pm.
Around 930pm, the van showed up, the driver did a quick sneak up to the porch, set the flowers down, ran back to the van and drove away.
I watched the whole espisode and called Pro-Flowers and raised hell with them.
They offered a 20% discount on my next order, but I held firm and got them to remove the charge completely.
Oh, my. How horrible.
I agree.
And, with me, the deliveries were always late into the evening.
Once I called about a late delviery for my wife....they assured me it was “on the van for delivery” at 8pm.
Around 930pm, the van showed up, the driver did a quick sneak up to the porch, set the flowers down, ran back to the van and drove away.
I watched the whole espisode and called Pro-Flowers and raised hell with them.
They offered a 20% discount on my next order, but I held firm and got them to remove the charge completely.
Please add me to your call list.
Hey Rush is Sandra one of your top 10 female names?
signed: Mitch Daniels (who you savegely trashed)
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Along with providing their contact information and exhorting his listeners to write and call them. He better do that. |
EXCELLENT article (it has been posted as a thread on FR):
“The Real Point of the Left’’s Uproar Over Limbaugh”
http://frontpagemag.com/2012/03/05/the-real-point-of-the-left%e2%80%99s-uproar-over-limbaugh/
Also, quote from Newt:
“‘I am astonished at the desperation of the elite media to avoid rising gas prices, to avoid a presidential apology to religious fanatics in Afghanistan, to avoid a trillion dollar deficit … and suddenly decide that Rush Limbaugh is the real national crisis this week.”
Buckling my seatbelt ..... don’t smoke, but if I had a cigar, I’d be lighting one up in solidarity with Rush - would be drinking Two if by Tea as well, if I had some on hand!
bump
Just tuned in online, first thing I hear is an ad for some sex aid called “Hot Rocks.” Is that what WABC is now?
You conduct yourself the way your conscience allows and I’ll get down and dirty with the left.
I refuse to cede ground to the leftists and refuse to allow them to win because I hold myself to some figmented “higher” standard that proves nothing and wins even less.
In short it was a trap and Rush saw it. He also fell for it.
Horrible is right!
Looks likes a toy villiage torn apart.
I’m sorry but this whole episode was a HUGE set up to get the focus OFF of the amazingly poor economic situation of this country and ON to typical social engineering. Sandra Fluke put HER OWN personal laundry out in public and did so to push her own agenda of more government involvement in my life.
It is my sincere wish that the entire Republican Party regroups to get the focus of this country back to the REAL issues that we are facing, but as long as people like Sandra Fluke make life-long goals of government intrusion on personal lives, we must continue to stand strong to call out their absurdity.
OMG! Prayers for all of them!
I think Rush may have sensed the trap, but the “entertainer” in him couldn’t resist making hay of a salacious topic. I fear he overestimated his resilience—and the allegiance of his advertisers—in the wake of criticism.
Starts out with a joke right out of the gate. That’s our Rush!
LOL great sense of humor. Can’t cancel Two if by Tea advertising.
“I called myself to cancel the Two if by Tea advertising, but the number was busy, so Two if by Tea is still a sponsor.”
I know they appreciate it.
My family and I are already signed up to go help with clean up this weekend and for however long it takes.
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IMPR, glad you and yours are safe...but my heart breaks for those who have lost loved ones. The story of the baby (found alone in a field) who passed away (her mom, dad and siblings were killed also) just breaks my heart. Words fail for what your neighbors are going thru...
I am curious that Fluke WAS MADE the story. Not the need for help (bless Ky coach for mentioning the Red Cross and devastation!) but everything else was just a selfish HO down of whining about “needing” birth control and how dang noble the Flake is.
Rush called himself to cancel Two if By Tea but got a busy signal. Lovable. Fuzzball.
LOL!!!!! I bet he sure did!
Everybody is ordering .... multiple cases ..... :-)
Are/were those Micky-D’s “golden arches”, in your 2nd photo? Wowser!
Great picture.
We will always have victory with God’s rules...
We will always have defeat with Alinsky’s rules ...
... by the way, it seems Rush agrees with me ...
Rush now is explaining why he apoligized.
I have to post and run. I watched the video. My jaw dropped. This was in the category of a huge CUNNING STUNT!!
I am loving his apology.
LMAO
However, I think Rush should not apologize!
He tried to cancel himself, but the phone line was busy. hahahaha
Rush explains his mistake - in fighting them last week he became like them.....descended to their level in using those two words.
Those two words were uncalled for, innappropriate, distracted from the points he was trying to make. Does not think she is either of those two words.
WE LOVEYA, RUSH!
I’m stealing that photo...awesome!!!
Brilliant idea,if the sponsors who left Rush are that weak,that shallow he’s better off without them.
Great Potrait. Hope you don’t mind but I stealz it
Keep waiting on your victory.
And BFD. I don’t need anyone to tell me how to conduct myself, whether it is some inane anonymous poster on a forum or Rush Limbaugh. I disagree with Rush. Apparently, there are some people who are incapable of thinking for themselves. I don’t cave to bullies and I don’t tuck my tail. And I don’t give a fig what you or anyone else thinks of me.
I just ordered a case of Diet Blueberry tea.
Her name is pronounced “Sandra Fluck”?? Rhymes with . . .
Sandra “FLUCK” LOL - EL Rushbo stikes again!!
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