Sandra Fluke, Its Called The Oldest Profession For a Reason.
by JEN KUZNICKI on MARCH 3, 2012 ·
According to my calculations, Sandra Fluke would be stupid not to get paid for all the sex shes been having.
If she is paying $1000 a year for protected sex, (condoms) and even if she buys just a 12 pack (least economical considering her track record,) shes still having sex 4-5 times a day. Now, Ive been informed that college kids often double-wrap for extra safety, but that still means 2-3 times a day, IF shes having sex everyday.
According to Amazon, a 12 pack of Trojans costs 7 bucks. $1000 divided by 7 is about 143. That means she would have had to buy a 12 pack of Trojans 143 times over the year, giving her a total of 1716 condoms. 1716 condoms divided by 365 days is 4.7 times a day.
Now, if shes taking birth control pills and using condoms, she would be having sex at least twice a day, unless she double-wraps, then its at least once a day, IF shes having sex daily.
Fluke is 30 years old, so I doubt that.
But, unless she is popping aborticides like skittles, Rush Limbaughs comment rings true. And if she is having that much sex at a university that costs more than the average American makes per year in income, I think she should start charging to offset the cost of having it.
So many times, people miss entrepreneurial opportunities by not looking at every action as a possible business transaction. Its sad, but even uppity college snobs cant see what kind of money they could be making if they just opened their eyes to the free market.
But I suppose shed get all upset at me for suggesting she ask for money to have sex, as if that is not appropriate, yet asking me to pay for her having sex is somehow ok?
Rush isnt wrong, hes just ahead of the curve. When you are broke, you should be looking for opportunities to increase your income. Obviously, she should be getting paid.
Even at $1000 a year you can get “The Pill” for $5 a month at Walmart, that’s $60 a year.
The Slut lied through her teeth to Congress and Issa is just sitting on his hands.
LOL, how true!
This is excellent if anyone missed it.