Posted on 03/06/2012 8:36:35 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That was on the preapproved questions list. Didn’t want to be caught off guard with questions about Presidentin’ seein’ as how Presidentin’ is hard.
I VOTED! Thank me.
Security here in NYC has been stepped up quite a bit. Noticed at Penn Station and in the subway. There was even a state trooper with a dog at the ramp of my dinky local NJ Transit station where I get on in the morning. Don't see that often.
Way to go. I hope the candidate of your choice wins....unless it was Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, or. . . Oh who am I kidding; I only want my candidate to win. lol. (j/k)
Thank you for voting!
This news conference was more rigid than my Niagara Spray.
Thank you both for the info on Carbonite - so they ARE gone as a Rush sponsor. (Just heard a commercial for Lifelock, so Lifelock is still with Rush)
Does anyone know anything about Mozy Pro? (Hannity sponsor) I thought I saw somewhere on FR that they may be left-leaning, but I'm not sure. Anyone know?
I lost a bet.......I laid 20 on there bein 2 baptisms
I don’t know anything about Mozy Pro. Sorry on that one.
Why can’t ‘ol Babs Bush just retire and take up knitting or something? Ugh!
I didn’t watch a second of thankfully.
Oh, Lucky You!!
because elites and national journalists die at the desk
” (female RAs used it as a discussion topic)”
I went to college after serving in the Active Army. Yes, I even stayed in the Residence Hall. My female RA hated me because I never let her pull this crapola....then I really made her mad when I became an RA the next year!
BTW, my floor loved me and they 99 of the 100 got along great. In fact, many were friends for their entire college career and only 1 rushed a sorority!
(I had a co-ed floor.)
Excellent link, thanks.
So while they responded to their “customers” complaints the folks who actually purchased their goods and services are voting with their checkbooks...
Awww . . . Obama wants his daughters to grow up to be Marxist agitators . . . er, community organizers just like him and Ms. Fluke.
Listening to Obama makes me absolutely sick. His hypocrisy and evil are breathtaking.
I wanted Sandra to know I supported her group, Sluts for Demagoguery.... I mean to participate in democracy I want my daughters to be sluts....no, that's not right...uhhh....
Depends which Ukrainian you ask. It’s rare to find one with their head screwed on correctly. Ukrainians are for 0bama.
It boggles my mind. I ask them, have you forgotten? have you not listened to your parents/grandparents?
They really do not believe a famine can happen here in USA where stuff can be gotten for free.
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