Posted on 03/06/2012 8:36:35 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Devil Made me do it pings.
500+ hits here tells you something.
Is it Friday yet???
And Don Imus is a sappy headed dope.
Does anybody want to get in a pool?
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The Number of News Cycles Left for Fluke
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(I’ve got 10, ‘cause a spoiled brat yelling “I want” doesn’t play well ANYWHERE.)
Yesterday was a happening day...I look for a lot of hits today because of the primaries, which I’ve not heard much about.
100% backer here! My facebook was all a flutter yesterday regarding Rush.
Remember the stink the Left made over the phony soldiers thing - Dingy Harry in particular - in 2007?
Remember the letter the senators signed ON OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT STATIONERY and sent to Clear Channel?
And lookie here, three of those signatures are now Sexcretary of State, Vice President (Stand up Chuck) and President.
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2007/10/01/rush_s_challenge_to_senator_reid2
http://radioequalizer.blogspot.com/2007/10/clear-channel-responds-to-rush-protest.html
I’m hoping Carbonite does. Nobody ever heard of them prior to advertising on talk radio. Plus their commercials are annoying.
Not soon enough, my FRiend. If I don’t get my nose to stop bleeding I’m going to have to miss work to go to the doctor. Yuck. Stupid sinuses. They aren’t even sure what season it is thanks to mother nature.
GO RUSH!
Hahaha.
Rush should apologize to Imus, and say, I am sorry I failed to take Ms. Fluck’s race into account when insulting her.
I read that Yahoo is going to lay off thousands of employees. They will soon be joined by the laid off employees of former Rush sponsors. As for Carbonite, once they go bankrupt, there is no backup button. They have lost Rush’s audience - FOREVER!
bttt
more on Fluke today or will he ignore it?
I’m here. I had almost stopped listening to Limbaugh but I’m back in now.
In for all 3!
If I were the time keeper, I’d have never started this slut’s clock of fame.
(My goal is to call her a slut as many times as humanly possible. I sincerely hope her feelings are hurt by this, since she has no consideration for my “feelings” or my time; not to mention my money. I’m outraged tax payer dollars paid our elected officials to hear this slut drone on about what she can’t afford.)
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