Posted on 03/07/2012 9:04:37 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Excellent reply!!!!
You know what though? If algae CAN be made to work, it seems to be a very plentiful source of energy along with its rapid self-replenishment.
listen on wabc and you will hear it
The government doesn’t own Nissan
yet
16,000 Dollars for a 60 second commercial. WOW! If nothing else, it lets people know that if you can advertise on Rush, you are already a business of substance.
My new nickname for Rush: THE TEFLON TALKER!
I love it that thousands of his sponsors are still staying with him...
[ Of course they will buy a Nissan Leaf instead which will charge it’s batteries from a radiation spewing COAL plant before ever admitting that they pollute more using a Leaf than a decent Gasoline car....
Not to mention all of the “evil” strip mining that occurs to get the stuff to MAKE the batteries! ]
Well all of the “Evil Strip Mining” takes place in China, and the environuts would rather pollute 20X as much in china than just 1X here in the states. So they are the ultimate NIMBY types, they don’t give a crap if “glorious communist country” pollutes the living crap out of their country as long as they get the feel good rush of “saving the planet” in their uppity Nissan Leaf.
Where if we had more industry in the US the overall “world pollution” would be a LOT lower. This is the environmental hypocrisy of left.
Idiot Romney callers. Thanks for helping electing Obama. lol
Romeny is uninspiring.
bttt
What do people see in Romney other than him being a successful business man with a nice family?
Works for me! :-)
Fluke Fluke, by the way... ;-D
Man...the talking points have gone out from Salt Lake City today...geez.
Good on you!
He has nice hair.
And I think they like the size of his wallet.
And those advertisers who ditched him lost value in the market.
Same here, LOL! I didn't even realize he had a primary yesterday.
Loved when Bret Baier played a (live?) clip of Kook-spinach giving his post-loss speech last night with his gorgeous wife by his side, grinning from ear to ear (wonder if she will stay with him). He was looking way up at her in awe, remarking to the media how "obviously" lucky he was to have a woman like that as his wife.
I will never understand what a beautiful young woman like that sees in the creepy alien-like, not-particularly-rich Dennis Kookspinach. Eeesh...
“When do you pull out in the war on women”?
:-O
Why you may be right! For instance, there is enough renewable pond scum in Wash. D.C. alone to power a number of cities! And it is renewable! We send more there every 2 years!
Hee hee... :))
A comment that I thought of yesterday in this “War on Women”.
Who is it that TARS and FEATHERS any woman that decides to leave the Democrat Plantation? That’s right. The Democrat Party which preaches CHOICE will destroy you if you are a woman and decide to have a mind of her own.
Wow! I hate this arrogant elitist sumnabastige!
“Every year the gas price spikes” you ignorant fools that are complaining....
Obama’s statement of “we have 2% of the world oil reserves, but us 20% of the world supply.”
Is an admission that we are the most successful country in the world! We wouldn’t use it if we couldn’t afford it! The reason we can afford it is because of our individual innovation that was driven by CAPITALISM!
I usually listen to Rush on WTIC 1080 AM (Hartford, CT), but they've got a UConn men's basketball game on now.
“Supply” verses “reserves”? I’ll have to remember that one, hope our leaders do too.
Didn’t he sleep in a car and on a US Congress office couch, when he first arrived in DC, as an “elected” official? Or am I thinking of someone else?
I can’t see what she sees in that alien-creep, either.
The “deal” with Payton reminded me of a comment I heard a loooooooong time ago about the Colt’s owner:
“The only way that dude (Irsay) could have any class is to hire it in.”
Nice hair, nice family, big wallet and, I do believe, given the locals of the two “happy Mittbots” same faith.
I don’t like how Rush poo poo’d that caller about FOX NEWS
It looks like my 50s Etch-A-Sketch:
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/03/07/apple-unveils-new-ipad-hd/
LOL.
Nor did I. CNN was much more neutral.
It looks to me like the iPad 2. And since it is the same price as ipad2, I do believe I’ll get one.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/sandra-fluke-cartoon-reignites-debate-law-student-testimony-article-1.1034603
After his “leaving Baltimore in the middle of the night” mess, I don’t think he has enough money to even buy/hire any class, for himself. He’s crap.
Britt Hume led the cheerleadin...right down to wearin the thong
Mrs S loves her iPad1, she hasn’t bought a new paperback since.
Yes it does.
“...same price as the earlier models: $499 for 16GB, $599 for 32GB, $699 for 64GB. The wireless models will cost $629, $729, and $829.”
Out of my range, right now, for what I need.
That is a plus, and 80% of my work can be done on it. It can be used as a phone and, I learned on Monday, that I can access a computer, say our desktop, and run all my programs from there. IOW, I can run MS Office and MS image composer and Front Page (which I use in addition to Drupal) all on the ipad. That is very helpful to my back (ruptured disks, can’t sit at a desk very long).
Wait till the Primaries are over.
Very disturbing image, ag... yuk.
How do you use it as a phone?
Well, it seems to be exactly what I need.
Oh I know...but Hume was practically oozing Noot hate; Juan Williams goes in circles; and Rove...well, I think he was hacking into the Cayahoga County election HQ to give Romney the needed votes at the end.
Drudge siren alert!!! Tape of Obama to be released on Hannity tonight!!!
It runs 4G and so I insert my SIM card and I should be good to go. If I’ve misunderstood, I can always use skype.
Fraud occurs on BOTH sides of the aisle...
I haven’t watched Hannity in a long time, but I may make an exception.
Let me know if it works. I know Skype works but it’s annoying ;o)
OT
Any kitty trainers??? I got new kitten — 5 wks old.
Can’t get her to use the litter box or go outside. I have had cats before but never had this problem.
I have tried putting her in a confined space (bathroom), and putting the litter box in her favorite “accident” spots.
Have had to give her meds with eye dropper so she now hates me and runs when I try to pick her up
Before the meds, she was a little lover. (mother was friend’s barn cat, so she is letting her wild side show)
You’re thinking of Joe Walsh. He slept in his office.
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