John McCain once called his wife a “trollop”.
I wonder what he thinks about this! She’s certainly a chip off the old block (or maybe 2 chips is she eat her twin in utero, that would explain that).
Did you hear Arizona got a new Congressional district, it’s easiy to see why!
These jokes write themselves!
And they can’t spell!
But anyway I heard she’s getting Oscar Buzz for the new Muppet Movie!
("Um, ohmigod, you know, like, I got an undercover cop, like, to pay for mine at, uh, you know, like, MacDonalds.")