Well, if you have ever read about Paul Bunyan you should know that all they have to do is have the whole town listen together and they can hear things as soon as they happen. If it takes an hour for one man to hear it then sixty people listening together can hear it in one minute. A town with a population of 3600 all listening together could hear it in one second (providing of course that there are no deaf people in the group). Do you see how that works?
Oh, yeah [think of Frances McDormand saying it in "Fargo."] It makes Wisconsin sense.