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Sharpton: Zimmerman "not under life extenuating circumstances from IT and Skillets"
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Posted on 03/29/2012 6:55:00 PM PDT by dead

IT and Skillets

Priceless.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: alsharpton; publicstupidity; sharpton; trayvonmartin
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1 posted on 03/29/2012 6:55:04 PM PDT by dead
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To: dead
Lordy I'm glad he is theirs.....must be THE dumbest sumbitch on the face of the earth. Living proof that breathing and heartbeat do not require cognitive thought....
2 posted on 03/29/2012 6:59:21 PM PDT by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: dead

Life extenuating circumstances?


3 posted on 03/29/2012 6:59:35 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: dead

All that jeri curl has seeped in and rotted is brain


4 posted on 03/29/2012 7:02:38 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: mylife

OMG..I am laughing so hard. I guess a tall man carrying Skillets might be dangerous. Or maybe he was just looking to fry him up some weed


5 posted on 03/29/2012 7:02:51 PM PDT by RummyChick (It's a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side - perfect for Obama 666)
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To: dead

Eternity is Joe Biden and Al Sharpton playing chess.


6 posted on 03/29/2012 7:02:51 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (No wonder this administration favors abortion; everything they have done is an abortion)
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To: dead

My Granny used to cook up vittles in an iron skittle.


7 posted on 03/29/2012 7:03:28 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
He just likes big words, doesn't have a clue what they mean!

His followers are easily impressed.

8 posted on 03/29/2012 7:04:07 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: RummyChick

MMMmmm Mmmmm! Fried Blunts!


9 posted on 03/29/2012 7:04:44 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: dead

That puts things in a whole different perspective. Up until now they were saying he was unarmed. You could kill somebody with a bag of skillets.


10 posted on 03/29/2012 7:05:55 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: dead

hahahahaha

Seriously, it’s not funny that the kid was killed but the utter embarrassing lack of a coherent thought by the Reverend Sharpton is hilarious.


11 posted on 03/29/2012 7:06:03 PM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: dead

V.Funny. Sharpton knows that a skillet can be used as a weapon. His momma probably bounced one off his head a few times as he tried to deny eating the pie he neglected to wipe off his face after he came home (or is that holme) from school.


12 posted on 03/29/2012 7:06:22 PM PDT by budwiesest (It's that girl from Alaska, again.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Didnt CNN can Olbermann for this fool?


13 posted on 03/29/2012 7:06:49 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: dead

I used to eat at the Iron Skillet from time to time. It’s pretty good. (Especially when you can take the dish home)!


14 posted on 03/29/2012 7:06:49 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: tacticalogic

You made me laugh out loud. bwahahahaha


15 posted on 03/29/2012 7:07:22 PM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: dead

Resist he much...


16 posted on 03/29/2012 7:07:35 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: dead; FatherofFive

Without a doubt one of the stupidest human beings ever


17 posted on 03/29/2012 7:08:25 PM PDT by verga (Party like it is 1773)
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To: dead

Yep, PMSNBC is really performing a public service airing this ignorant sob.


18 posted on 03/29/2012 7:08:39 PM PDT by izzatzo (Just beat Obama.)
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To: dead

We knows he has mo’ brain cells than a cow. He don’t crap on his foots when he walks.


19 posted on 03/29/2012 7:08:39 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: eyedigress

The Iron Skillet was great for a hungry guy on a budget.


20 posted on 03/29/2012 7:08:42 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: muir_redwoods
Eternity is Joe Biden and Al Sharpton playing chess.

And that's just to make the first move...at least they're not "ignent"

21 posted on 03/29/2012 7:10:30 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Rush Limbaugh = the Beethoven of talk radio - http://www.istandwithrush.org/)
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To: tacticalogic

Al Sharpton, a man as dumb as a bag of hammers, discussing a bag of skillets. Skillets. For those who want a bit more iron in their diet.


22 posted on 03/29/2012 7:11:34 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (How bad would an Obama II administration be, without the constraints of re-election?)
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To: RummyChick

Al is a race hustling dope but his stupidity doesn’t come close to the morons at MSDNC who gave him a show.


23 posted on 03/29/2012 7:11:34 PM PDT by peeps36 (America is being destroyed by filthy traitors in the political establishment)
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To: dead

C’mon humus brain, Sharpton at least make your vacuous utterances rhyme so that your ignorant followers can believe you’re making sense.

“Oh it rhyme, I like dat, Mmmmmm hmmmm....”


24 posted on 03/29/2012 7:12:59 PM PDT by EyeGuy (2012: When the Levee Breaks)
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To: dead

Life extenuating circumstances? Huh?


25 posted on 03/29/2012 7:13:27 PM PDT by trappedincanuckistan (livefreeordietryin)
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To: GraceG

26 posted on 03/29/2012 7:16:16 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: dead

If you’ve seen Disney’s “Tangled”, you know that a skillet can be a deadly weapon.


27 posted on 03/29/2012 7:16:27 PM PDT by Carlucci
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To: Carlucci

Anyone who has seen the Justified series on TV knows that Ava Crowder is dangerous with a skillet.


28 posted on 03/29/2012 7:20:31 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: al baby

Do they sell jeri curl at Auto Zone?


29 posted on 03/29/2012 7:20:51 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: muir_redwoods
Eternity is Joe Biden and Al Sharpton playing chess.

It's been two minutes since I read this and I'm still laughing.
30 posted on 03/29/2012 7:25:29 PM PDT by Jay Santos CP ("Idiocracy"... It's no longer just a movie.)
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To: mylife

I had a hottie for a time emanate from there. On another note, Al is a Dufus that attracts Dufus land. We have idiots in every aspect of governance now. Lord Help Us.


31 posted on 03/29/2012 7:25:33 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: dead
Rev. Al needs to phone home soon....

The village called --->>> their idiot is missing....

32 posted on 03/29/2012 7:26:32 PM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: dead

Sounds like homes had too much purple drank, maybe flavored with skittles?


33 posted on 03/29/2012 7:29:34 PM PDT by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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To: eyedigress

Lord Help Us. Indeed.


34 posted on 03/29/2012 7:30:22 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Jay Santos CP

I’m happy I could add something to your evening. It is a pretty funny image of the two nitwits.


35 posted on 03/29/2012 7:30:22 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (No wonder this administration favors abortion; everything they have done is an abortion)
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To: dead

I can’t wait to hear Rush’s take on this tomorrow. Maybe he’ll preface it with Sharpton’s version of “Puff”.


36 posted on 03/29/2012 7:30:26 PM PDT by randita
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To: dead
ex·ten·u·ate(k-stny-t)
tr.v. ex·ten·u·at·ed, ex·ten·u·at·ing, ex·ten·u·ates
1. To lessen or attempt to lessen the magnitude or seriousness of, especially by providing partial excuses. See Synonyms at palliate.
2. Archaic
a. To make thin or emaciated.
b. To reduce the strength of.
3. Obsolete To belittle; disparage.

[Latin extenure, extenut- : ex-, ex- + tenure, to make thin (from tenuis, thin; see ten- in Indo-European roots).]

ex·tenu·ative adj. & n.
ex·tenu·ator n.
ex·tenu·a·tory (--tôr, -tr) adj.
ThesaurusLegend:  Synonyms Related Words Antonyms
Adj. 1. extenuating - partially excusing or justifying; "extenuating circumstances"
exculpatory - clearing of guilt or blame

extenuating
adjective mitigating, qualifying, justifying, moderating, serving as an excuse There were extenuating circumstances for her crime.
Translations
extenuating [eksˈtenjʊeɪtɪŋ] ADJ extenuating circumstancescircunstancias fpl atenuantes
extenuating [ɪkˈstɛnjueɪtɪŋ] adj
extenuating circumstances → circonstances atténuantes
extenuating [ɪksˈtɛnjʊˌeɪtɪŋ] adj (frm) extenuating circumstances(circostanze) attenuanti fpl


37 posted on 03/29/2012 7:32:50 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: dead
Leave it to Sharpton to make an inadvertent mockery of his cause du jour! I'm still laughing...first time I've laughed about anything connected to this situation.
38 posted on 03/29/2012 7:33:46 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: dead
That's just cruel. The poor man has no idea where to put the letter L in words, then he has to introduce Lilia Luciano. Bwahahahahaha!
39 posted on 03/29/2012 7:33:55 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: dead

Now say that while having your head slammed into the pavement Al!


40 posted on 03/29/2012 7:36:14 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (3 little children murdered by islam, Toulouse March 2012 . Time for the Final Crusade!!!!!)
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To: dead

Andrew Breitbart is somewhere laughing his head off. He was just saying at CPAC shortly before he died that giving Sharpton a political show is Dadaism. It’s Andy Kaufman. The absurdity continues.


41 posted on 03/29/2012 7:37:36 PM PDT by GenXFreedomFighter (If you don't vote for the Republican nominee, whomever it is, you are on the other side.)
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To: dead

That...took me a minute to translate.

I’m admittedly irritated by hearing “pin” when some people’s children are trying to say “pen.” Don’t send me off looking for a straight pin when you want a @*#(& ballpoint! Grrrr...

And “ignant.” Can’t forget that doozy. At least I’ve heard that pronunciation enough times to know what it’s supposed to mean.


42 posted on 03/29/2012 7:38:10 PM PDT by Kieri (The Conservatrarian)
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To: dead

iced tea and skittles.


43 posted on 03/29/2012 7:40:33 PM PDT by AceMineral (Some people are too stupid for their own good.)
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To: conservativebabe
"Seriously, it’s not funny that the kid was killed but the utter embarrassing lack of a coherent thought by the Reverend Sharpton is hilarious."

Add to the list Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine Waters and Bobby Rush, to name but a few. The blacks don't seem to mind that their spokeshomies are all illiterate.

44 posted on 03/29/2012 7:40:44 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (Don't wish doom on your enemies ... plan it.)
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To: dead

Thanks for the chuckle - whadda maroon!


45 posted on 03/29/2012 7:41:07 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: dead

Ebonics Monthly Interview
with
The Reverend Al Sharpton:
Trayvon Martin Shooting

The Police
Rev Al: When you peep at what da po-po did, dey came an’ dey took Zimmerman’s werd fo’ da gospel o’ what happened an’ dey didn’t peep at anythin` objectively ta peep at maybe, just maybe, Trayvon Martin might be innocent.
Just maybe his life might be worf taking uh background check on da shooter, taking uh drug an’ alcohol analysis, not letting him walk away wif physical evidence on his body afta jivin’ ta him fo’ uh couple o’ hours, even though he just smok’d dis here unarmed boy who had uh bag o’ skit-tells, skillets yeah. Feel me?

Personal Experiences?
Ah gots been found guilty o’ walkin an’ talkin while black. Ah gots been stopped by da po-po officers . Ah believe simply cuz ah be plaque. Ah realize dat. Ah gots sons an’ grandsons. We’s wants ta make sho da Martin family gets justice. Dat’s aw. Jus’ justice, dat it.

Pace of Investigation
Ah think dat da feeling iz dat dey has been movin too slowly an’ too cautiously an’ when he says he been found guilty, walking while black or being profiled as uh black, da queshun ah raise iz what is you willing ta do ‘bout it?
Cuz clearly you not just jivin’ ‘bout a culture. You jivin’ ‘bouta crime. Niggas do gots an’ ticketing an’ otherwise, poppin’ caps and goin to da shoders, mebbe wit some Chinaman, buyin’ dat woof ticket, o lak heah jus buyin a pump and skillets, lak killin you in dis heah case. OK?
Dey do not gots dat right an’ let’s not act like niggas dat profile an’ stereotype just gots bad habits . Some o’ dem is criminal. Lak Reverend Jackson done said.

Moderator: Thank you fo’ joining me. Reverend Al, brace yo’self foo’!


46 posted on 03/29/2012 7:43:40 PM PDT by tumblindice (our new, happy lives)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Not to be the ebonics police of anything, but I think that would have been “feets”, not foots. :^)


47 posted on 03/29/2012 7:47:57 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (Don't wish doom on your enemies ... plan it.)
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To: dead

BUt of course Sarah Palin is the stupid one.


48 posted on 03/29/2012 7:48:23 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule (Lets institute SARAH-ia law in America!)
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To: dead

Dead, why are we even competing with this intellectual lightweight? How did we become so kowtowed. I say we give the Right Reverend Sharpton the respect of holding his words and opinions in the same regard we would a public figure who happens to be white. I’m glad you posted this.


49 posted on 03/29/2012 7:53:04 PM PDT by Hoboken (truth)
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To: Alas Babylon!

Thank you ‘’Alas’’. I was about to consult my Websters and post the same but you have done so quite concisely and completely. “Hey Al, you fat stupid bastard, take a look at this okay?’’ This gentleman/gentlewoman has just gone through the trouble of giving you an on-line vocabulary lesson. “You CAN READ, can’t you.?”’ “You ****##** orangutan you’’!!!


50 posted on 03/29/2012 7:53:42 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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