Skip to comments.Sharpton: Zimmerman "not under life extenuating circumstances from IT and Skillets"
Posted on 03/29/2012 6:55:00 PM PDT by dead
IT and Skillets Priceless.
Life extenuating circumstances?
All that jeri curl has seeped in and rotted is brain
OMG..I am laughing so hard. I guess a tall man carrying Skillets might be dangerous. Or maybe he was just looking to fry him up some weed
Eternity is Joe Biden and Al Sharpton playing chess.
My Granny used to cook up vittles in an iron skittle.
His followers are easily impressed.
MMMmmm Mmmmm! Fried Blunts!
That puts things in a whole different perspective. Up until now they were saying he was unarmed. You could kill somebody with a bag of skillets.
Seriously, it’s not funny that the kid was killed but the utter embarrassing lack of a coherent thought by the Reverend Sharpton is hilarious.
V.Funny. Sharpton knows that a skillet can be used as a weapon. His momma probably bounced one off his head a few times as he tried to deny eating the pie he neglected to wipe off his face after he came home (or is that holme) from school.
Didnt CNN can Olbermann for this fool?
I used to eat at the Iron Skillet from time to time. It’s pretty good. (Especially when you can take the dish home)!
You made me laugh out loud. bwahahahaha
Resist he much...
Without a doubt one of the stupidest human beings ever
Yep, PMSNBC is really performing a public service airing this ignorant sob.
We knows he has mo’ brain cells than a cow. He don’t crap on his foots when he walks.
The Iron Skillet was great for a hungry guy on a budget.
And that's just to make the first move...at least they're not "ignent"
Al Sharpton, a man as dumb as a bag of hammers, discussing a bag of skillets. Skillets. For those who want a bit more iron in their diet.
Al is a race hustling dope but his stupidity doesn’t come close to the morons at MSDNC who gave him a show.
C’mon humus brain, Sharpton at least make your vacuous utterances rhyme so that your ignorant followers can believe you’re making sense.
“Oh it rhyme, I like dat, Mmmmmm hmmmm....”
Life extenuating circumstances? Huh?
If you’ve seen Disney’s “Tangled”, you know that a skillet can be a deadly weapon.
Anyone who has seen the Justified series on TV knows that Ava Crowder is dangerous with a skillet.
Do they sell jeri curl at Auto Zone?
I had a hottie for a time emanate from there. On another note, Al is a Dufus that attracts Dufus land. We have idiots in every aspect of governance now. Lord Help Us.
The village called --->>> their idiot is missing....
Sounds like homes had too much purple drank, maybe flavored with skittles?
Lord Help Us. Indeed.
I’m happy I could add something to your evening. It is a pretty funny image of the two nitwits.
I can’t wait to hear Rush’s take on this tomorrow. Maybe he’ll preface it with Sharpton’s version of “Puff”.
tr.v. ex·ten·u·at·ed, ex·ten·u·at·ing, ex·ten·u·ates
1. To lessen or attempt to lessen the magnitude or seriousness of, especially by providing partial excuses. See Synonyms at palliate.
a. To make thin or emaciated.
b. To reduce the strength of.
3. Obsolete To belittle; disparage.
[Latin extenure, extenut- : ex-, ex- + tenure, to make thin (from tenuis, thin; see ten- in Indo-European roots).]
ex·tenu·ative adj. & n.
ex·tenu·a·tory (--tôr, -tr) adj.
Now say that while having your head slammed into the pavement Al!
Andrew Breitbart is somewhere laughing his head off. He was just saying at CPAC shortly before he died that giving Sharpton a political show is Dadaism. It’s Andy Kaufman. The absurdity continues.
That...took me a minute to translate.
I’m admittedly irritated by hearing “pin” when some people’s children are trying to say “pen.” Don’t send me off looking for a straight pin when you want a @*#(& ballpoint! Grrrr...
And “ignant.” Can’t forget that doozy. At least I’ve heard that pronunciation enough times to know what it’s supposed to mean.
iced tea and skittles.
Add to the list Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine Waters and Bobby Rush, to name but a few. The blacks don't seem to mind that their spokeshomies are all illiterate.
Thanks for the chuckle - whadda maroon!
Ebonics Monthly Interview
The Reverend Al Sharpton:
Trayvon Martin Shooting
Rev Al: When you peep at what da po-po did, dey came an’ dey took Zimmerman’s werd fo’ da gospel o’ what happened an’ dey didn’t peep at anythin` objectively ta peep at maybe, just maybe, Trayvon Martin might be innocent.
Just maybe his life might be worf taking uh background check on da shooter, taking uh drug an’ alcohol analysis, not letting him walk away wif physical evidence on his body afta jivin’ ta him fo’ uh couple o’ hours, even though he just smok’d dis here unarmed boy who had uh bag o’ skit-tells, skillets yeah. Feel me?
Ah gots been found guilty o’ walkin an’ talkin while black. Ah gots been stopped by da po-po officers . Ah believe simply cuz ah be plaque. Ah realize dat. Ah gots sons an’ grandsons. We’s wants ta make sho da Martin family gets justice. Dat’s aw. Jus’ justice, dat it.
Pace of Investigation
Ah think dat da feeling iz dat dey has been movin too slowly an’ too cautiously an’ when he says he been found guilty, walking while black or being profiled as uh black, da queshun ah raise iz what is you willing ta do ‘bout it?
Cuz clearly you not just jivin’ ‘bout a culture. You jivin’ ‘bouta crime. Niggas do gots an’ ticketing an’ otherwise, poppin’ caps and goin to da shoders, mebbe wit some Chinaman, buyin’ dat woof ticket, o lak heah jus buyin a pump and skillets, lak killin you in dis heah case. OK?
Dey do not gots dat right an’ let’s not act like niggas dat profile an’ stereotype just gots bad habits . Some o’ dem is criminal. Lak Reverend Jackson done said.
Moderator: Thank you fo’ joining me. Reverend Al, brace yo’self foo’!
Not to be the ebonics police of anything, but I think that would have been “feets”, not foots. :^)
BUt of course Sarah Palin is the stupid one.
Dead, why are we even competing with this intellectual lightweight? How did we become so kowtowed. I say we give the Right Reverend Sharpton the respect of holding his words and opinions in the same regard we would a public figure who happens to be white. I’m glad you posted this.
Thank you ‘’Alas’’. I was about to consult my Websters and post the same but you have done so quite concisely and completely. “Hey Al, you fat stupid bastard, take a look at this okay?’’ This gentleman/gentlewoman has just gone through the trouble of giving you an on-line vocabulary lesson. “You CAN READ, can’t you.?”’ “You ****##** orangutan you’’!!!