Posted on 03/31/2012 8:35:53 AM PDT by sheikdetailfeather
Just sick of the racist jokes, Mr. Moderator. As any street weapons specialist knows, you holds the pistol sideways because you rests it on the window sill of the drive by vehikle.
Tell you what, Sergeant Dave. Take the big bottle of Colt 45 and start to drinking. Then smoke some crack. Do some good weed and a speedball to come down a little, drink more Colt. Take off your belt and puts your pants down about half mast. Get in your Escalade with the rotating hub caps. Slouch down real low so's the man can't see you.
Get up to about 65 and drive by Pepe's Funeral Parlor and Tacos, keep drinking. Start shooting.
Lez see what you can hit, white boy.
O yeah. Remember to puts the window DOWN.
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